"Great name!"Ning Rongrong nodded after hearing Xiao Wu's comment. "It's a really good name."
"Unlucky!"
Even Zhu Zhuqing didn't expect Ma Hongjun to be this unlucky.
"What the hell!"Ma Hongjun immediately pulled out all the Piercing Bone Nails from his butt, got up from the ground, leaned against a tree, and took out a dagger to shave his beard.
"Ssshhrrrip..." The beard was quickly shaved off.
But... it grew back instantly.
"Ahhh!"Ma Hongjun was speechless, his eyes almost popping out. It was like he'd seen God—how could this even happen?
He had just shaved half of it, and the beard went wild, growing back ferociously.
Everyone else was stunned.
Yu Xiaogang stared in disbelief. Ma Hongjun's beard—had it turned into some kind of monster?
This was completely unheard of—cut off just now and already growing like crazy again.
Even Flender was dumbfounded. "Lived all my life, and this year's Shrek freshmen really are a circus of freaks!"
"..."Liu Erlong stared blankly, recalling the scene of Yu Xiaogang making out with a tree, and the one where Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were suspiciously "together."
She felt nauseous. Now even Tang San and the fat one were acting crazy?
It was honestly kind of terrifying.
"Don't be scared. As long as we're nice to Zhang Fan, nothing will happen to us."Flender whispered this secret to Liu Erlong, quietly, afraid the others might overhear.
"Oh, I see. Looks like Zhang Fan is under divine protection."Liu Erlong nodded and whispered back, no longer afraid.
"Whoosh whoosh..."
Tang San noticed the Pink Lady pouncing from the side.
He immediately activated his spirit rings, summoning the Blue Silver Chicken. "Chicken Net Bind!"
"Ding! Story modification mission triggered."
[Tang San suddenly casts Chicken Net Bind at the Pink Lady.]
Zhang Fan instantly replaced the words "Pink Lady" with "Oscar."
All four of them needed to be messed with—couldn't leave Yu Xiaogang out. That wouldn't be fair.
If you're gonna troll, troll them all.
"Whoosh..." The chicken feather net flew directly onto Oscar, trapping him.
Oscar had been about to give a sausage to Ma Hongjun, but now he was completely immobilized by Tang San's chicken net.
Tang San watched in horror as the net wrapped around Oscar. His previously confident mind crumbled again. He had thought he could finally catch up to Zhang Fan, only to find himself... going crazy again.
First, he had hit Ma Hongjun, and now he was binding Oscar with a chicken net. The whole situation was utterly ridiculous.
"Tang San, what the hell is wrong with you?!"
Oscar instantly regretted teaming up with Tang San. This sicko had already stabbed Ma Hongjun with bone nails.
Now he was wrapping him in a chicken net.
Seriously, this dude was getting crazier by the second.
Oscar wanted to curse him out, but then remembered Tang San had helped him level up to 40 recently. So he held it in.
"..."Dai Mubai froze. First he went crazy, then it passed to Tang San, then Ma Hongjun, and now it was back to Tang San.
"Again?"
Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San in shock, a bit scared, and took a few steps back.
"He's gone mad again!"Xiao Wu said, amused by Tang San's behavior.
"..."Ning Rongrong had no words.
"Impressive."Zhu Zhuqing didn't even know what to say.
Zhang Fan stood with hands behind his back, smiling faintly, silently watching them all perform.
"Whoosh..." The Pink Lady pounced again.
Dai Mubai lunged forward, muscles bulging.
At the same time, Tang San quickly retracted his Blue Silver Chicken, summoned the Hao Tian Dog, transforming it into a dog-headed hammer, and slammed it toward the Pink Lady.
Oscar, freed from the chicken net, immediately ate a recovery sausage and handed one to Ma Hongjun.
"Thanks, Little Ao!"Ma Hongjun recovered quickly after eating it. Oscar was speechless.
"You might just have to live with that beard."Oscar watched as Ma Hongjun shaved multiple times, only for it to grow back again. Clearly, that beard was here to stay.
The fatty would now forever be the Bearded Fatty.
"I... With a face this handsome, burdened by this beard—it's like the heavens are jealous of me!"Ma Hongjun dropped to his knees in despair. "God... please have mercy!"
But no god replied.
Oscar had nothing to say after hearing Ma Hongjun's plea.
"Ding! Story modification mission triggered."
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[Oscar looked helplessly at Ma Hongjun's beard, thinking: I just hope I don't grow any hair, or I'll socially die.]
Zhang Fan moved with a thought—deleted "don't" and replaced "any" with "chest".
"Ding! Story successfully modified. Minor madness induced."
Oscar looked helplessly at Ma Hongjun's beard, thinking: I must grow chest hair, or I'll socially die.
"Buzz..." The next moment, Oscar noticed hair sprouting from his chest, growing vigorously downward, thick and wild.
"Ahh... What's happening?! No way! Did I catch it from the fatty? I don't want this!"
Oscar's whole face turned to stone. He was completely dumbfounded. He hated this kind of hair.
And now it was exploding out of him, even his clothes couldn't cover it.
"He's cracked. He's cracked!"
Yu Xiaogang saw Oscar and broke out in a cold sweat, stepping back in fear that he might snap next.
"...This place is cursed, right?"Liu Erlong stood frozen like a statue.
"Could be!"Flender barely held back a laugh—but he was the headmaster. Laughing at students? Not ideal.
Qin Ming was at a loss. The world was just too weird.
"Whaaat the hell!"
Ma Hongjun got excited seeing Oscar's new body hair. "Haha… That's even more iconic than my beard! Hahaha..."
"You fat bastard!"Oscar was furious. He couldn't believe this bizarre thing had actually happened.
He wanted to cry but had no tears. "Why is this happening? I don't want this kind of hair!"
"Hahaha..."Oscar's body hair made even the others speechless. They all burst into laughter.
"This is just peak bad luck!"
Oscar kept stepping back.
"Should've stayed away from you, you fat freak."
"How's this my fault?"Ma Hongjun was equally speechless, wishing he could just die already.
The rest of them couldn't help it—they laughed too.
Meanwhile, Tang San and Dai Mubai had finished off the Pink Lady.
Tang San looked down confidently at the barely breathing Pink Lady. They could totally handle spirit beasts themselves—who needed that damned Zhang Fan?
He turned around and looked toward Oscar and Ma Hongjun.
These two idiots had gone crazy too?
Truly speechless.
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