Zhang Fan looked at Tang San's miserable appearance and sneered. After messing with Ma Hongjun, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Tang San, he still felt that Tang San hadn't suffered enough.
Yu Xiaogang hadn't even started his episode yet.
With the death of the Pink Empress, the Pink Ladies also retreated.
Tang San awkwardly walked up to Ma Hongjun and Oscar:
"Are you guys okay? Just now, I didn't mean to! You know... I was originally aiming at the Pink Empress, I didn't expect to hit you... Sorry."
Tang San awkwardly repeated: "Are you guys okay?"
"Thanks a lot!"Ma Hongjun was speechless and on the verge of tears. "Now I've turned into a big-bearded freak! How am I supposed to get a wife in the future? Aaaah... I'm going crazy!"
Although it wasn't directly Tang San who turned him into this, if Tang San hadn't blasted his butt, he wouldn't have freakishly grown a giant beard.
"I'm fine."Oscar forced a smile, but deep down he was extremely distressed.
Tang San could only shake his head helplessly.
"Ding, triggered plot modification task."
[Tang San saw that Ma Hongjun had grown a beard, and Oscar had grown chest hair. Luckily, he hadn't grown any hair.] — editable.
Zhang Fan immediately willed the word "not" to be deleted and changed "any" to "blonde."
"Ding, dialogue modification successful. Slight plot deviation. Reward: 30 modification points."
Tang San saw that Ma Hongjun had grown a beard and Oscar had grown chest hair. Luckily, he had grown blonde hair.
In the next moment, his short black hair instantly turned blonde.
It changed visibly fast.
"Uh... why did your hair turn blonde?"
Ma Hongjun, still distressed about his beard, was shocked to see Tang San undergo mutation and turn blonde, his jaw almost dropped.
"Uh... Xiao San, why did you turn blonde?"
Yu Xiaogang approached Tang San, speaking in a weirdly soft voice.
"Hahaha... the world is truly full of surprises tonight!"
Xiao Wu was stunned, her beautiful eyes wide open—it was just too unbelievable.
"Indeed. A head of nice black hair suddenly turned blonde!"Ning Rongrong also froze for a few seconds—this was a first.
"Ridiculous."Zhu Zhuqing was equally speechless.
Tang San quickly pulled out a mirror from his cucumber-shaped storage soul tool and stared for a few seconds. "I... what's going on? My hair turned blonde instantly? This is insane!"
Yu Xiaogang came over and touched Tang San's head, discovering that the hair was real. A head of black hair turning blonde? He had never heard of such a thing.
"Damn it!"Tang San looked at Zhang Fan. It wasn't like he had done anything!
After all, the guy hadn't moved—he was just standing there watching. If he could make this happen without lifting a finger, that would make him a god. So why would a god show up at Shrek?
"This is insane! Why did this happen?"Yu Xiaogang was at a loss. "Still, blonde Xiao San actually looks pretty good!"
"True!"Tang San admired himself in the mirror, almost swooning from his own handsomeness.
"Tch... you look ugly as hell!"
Xiao Wu was disgusted by Tang San's narcissism.
"This is getting weird. Oscar, hurry up and absorb the spirit ring. We need to get out of here!"Flender said seriously to Oscar.
"Got it!"Oscar could only ignore his chest hair for now and focus on absorbing the spirit ring first.
"Wrrr..." He sat cross-legged and began absorbing it.
Liu Erlong felt nauseous watching Yu Xiaogang stroke Tang San's head.
"Alright, it ended without disaster, so it's fine!"Flender patted Tang San on the shoulder.
Qin Ming walked over to Zhang Fan. "What spirit ring does Zhu Zhuqing want to attach?"
"We'll see when the time comes."Zhu Zhuqing hadn't decided either.
"Then we'll get Qing'er a five-thousand-year-old ghost tiger spirit beast!"Zhang Fan said dotingly to Zhu Zhuqing.
"Okay, I'll listen to you, Brother Fan!"Zhu Zhuqing was quite obedient.
"That's more like it!"Zhang Fan nodded in satisfaction.
Yu Xiaogang then led Tang San aside.
"Ding, triggered plot modification task."
[Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San's blonde hair, then at Ma Hongjun's beard and Oscar's chest hair. These three were really matching... he definitely shouldn't grow any hair.]
Zhang Fan saw the pop-up and instantly deleted the word "shouldn't," then changed "any" to "nose" hair.
"Ding, plot modification successful. Slight plot deviation. Reward: 30 modification points."
In the next moment, Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San's blonde hair, then at Ma Hongjun's beard and Oscar's chest hair. These three really were a hairy trio... he absolutely had to grow nose hair.
And his nose hair began to grow vigorously.
Very soon, it reached his belly button.
"Uh... what's going on? Why am I growing hair too?! And it's nose hair?"Yu Xiaogang grabbed his nose in a daze.
Others grew beards, chest hair, and turned blonde—he ended up with nose hair?
It was absolutely disgusting.
"I don't want this!"
Yu Xiaogang almost collapsed crying. He immediately grabbed a knife and slashed. "Rip..." He trimmed off the nose hair.
But it grew back instantly.
"What the hell kind of day is this? All four of them are growing hair!"Flender was completely dumbfounded.
"Hahaha..."Xiao Wu was beyond words.
"Ugh, seriously speechless, I don't even know what to say anymore!"Ning Rongrong said helplessly.
"Totally insane!"Liu Erlong quickly distanced herself from Yu Xiaogang. That long nose hair was utterly revolting.
"Damn... Teacher! Are you okay?"Tang San was stunned for a few seconds when he saw his godmother like that. He couldn't believe this was happening—it was disturbingly bizarre.
"What could possibly be wrong? It's just a little nose hair!"Yu Xiaogang tried to act calm, but he was panicking inside. He had never imagined something like this would happen—beyond speechless. But now that he'd become neither man nor woman thanks to the heavens, what else was there?
If he was turning into a freak, so be it. Whatever.
It couldn't get worse than this.
He had already given up on himself.
He was on the verge of tears.
"..."
Flender didn't expect Yu Xiaogang to be so tough—it truly surprised him.
But—
Seeing that ridiculous nose hair,
He couldn't help but laugh. This guy really was something else.
Soon, Oscar finished absorbing the spirit ring and leveled up to 41.
He felt amazing.
Opened his eyes, looked around.
Except for the fact that he now had a ton of chest hair.
Totally speechless.
He didn't bother shaving it anymore—it was pointless.
"Alright, let's move on!"
Flender knew that up next, they still had to get Tang San, Zhu Zhuqing, and Dai Mubai their spirit rings.
They weren't in a rush—after all, they still had to slowly find the suitable ones for each.
(End of Chapter)