"The poison mist is thick. Not sure which soul beast is responsible!"Flender furrowed his brow and said.
"Teacher, it's the soul beast 'Pink Lady'."Tang San activated his Purple Demon Eye, looking full of confidence as he spoke.Finally, it was his turn to shine, right?
Tang San noticed that the Asura God King was already gone. Looks like the guy dropped a benefit and dipped—probably would meet him again in the future.
"Pink Lady? It's poisonous, but even at the ten-thousand-year level, it couldn't possibly cause such a massive poison mist!"Yu Xiaogang said in confusion.
"There must be over a thousand Pink Ladies."Tang San said in shock.
"Over a thousand?"
Flender was startled:
"Pink Ladies look like scorpions. They're communal soul beasts, mild in nature, with pink translucent bodies. Their flashy appearance earned them the name 'Pink Lady.' Normally, they don't attack humans. Why would they come here?"
"There could be a Pink Empress among them—a variant of the Pink Lady. With over 3,000 years of cultivation, it must have devoured at least a hundred of its own kind. It's much stronger than the regular Pink Ladies. Despite the risk of being eaten, most of them are still willing to follow her."Yu Xiaogang continued,"The Earth King is also a scorpion. If the Pink Empress came, maybe they were a couple, and she's here for revenge?"
"Uh…"Liu Erlong paused upon hearing that, her eyes flashing cold,"If she dares come, I'll make her into a soul ring."
"Dean Liu, you've already helped Tang San's team once. This time, let them hunt the Pink Empress themselves!"Zhang Fan reminded her.
"I totally forgot! Alright then, let them handle it themselves!"Liu Erlong laughed awkwardly,"Little Fan, you're the best—thanks for the reminder!"
"Alright!"Tang San and the others nodded.
"Then everyone, eat your sausages! Come with me to kill that Pink Empress!"Tang San ate his sausage with full confidence and was the first to charge out.
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and the others also rushed out.
Dai Mubai's soul rings rose steadily beneath his feet. He dodged the Pink Ladies' attacks and charged at the Pink Empress.
"Ding! Plot modification triggered."
[Dai Mubai opened his mouth wide and blasted a Light Splitting Wave at the Pink Empress.]Modifiable: 4 characters.
Zhang Fan immediately changed the words "Light Splitting Wave" to "milk".
"Ding! Plot modification successful. Plot mildly crazy. Reward: 30 modification points."
Dai Mubai took a deep breath, opened his mouth wide, and sprayed out a stream of white milk, drenching the Pink Empress completely.
"Uh…"Xiao Wu froze at the scene,"What the hell? Wasn't that supposed to be the White Tiger Light Splitting Wave? How did it turn into milk!?"
"Milk? That's kind of creepy…"Ning Rongrong couldn't help but glance at Zhang Fan.
"Hilarious!"Zhu Zhuqing chuckled.
Yu Xiaogang was dumbfounded—how did the Light Splitting Wave become milk?
Even Tang San was stunned. What the hell? Another round of craziness?He hadn't even seen Zhang Fan move. Dai Mubai just randomly went nuts—unbelievable.
"Whoosh!"
He didn't want to think anymore—just kill the Pink Empress first.
"Ding! Plot modification mission triggered."
[Tang San fiercely flung a few Bone-Penetrating Nails at the Pink Empress]Modifiable: 4 characters.
Zhang Fan immediately changed "Pink Empress" to "Ma Hongjun".Since Dai Mubai and Oscar dared to tag along with Tang San, he'd just mess with them first.
"Whoosh whoosh…"Tang San flung several Bone-Penetrating Nails—they shot straight at Ma Hongjun.
"Thud thud…"Ma Hongjun, just about to unleash his soul skill, suddenly screamed,"Ahhh!"He fell from mid-air, face-planting hard.
He pulled a nail out of his back and saw—it was a Bone-Penetrating Nail!Tang San's signature stealth weapon.
"Ah… Third Brother, what are you doing!?"Ma Hongjun let out a pig-like scream.He never expected to be hit by his own teammate.
Talk about bad luck!
"I…"Tang San looked dumbfounded too. He didn't expect the nails he flung to hit Ma Hongjun—and right in the butt. It was absurd.
How did it suddenly go off the rails again?He clearly looked at Zhang Fan before attacking.
But Zhang Fan didn't even move. If he had activated some spiritual power or pulled a trick, it would've shown.
This was supernatural.
"Uh…"Oscar, standing nearby, was also stunned by the chaos in the team.
He was speechless. Just to become a Soul Sect, they teamed up with Tang San, and right after breaking away from Zhang Fan's team, this weird stuff started happening again.
He didn't even know what to do anymore.
"Damn it… was this your doing, Zhang Fan?"Ma Hongjun shouted from the ground.
As he roared, everyone turned to look at Zhang Fan.
"If it were me, I'd already be invincible—why would I still be here?"Zhang Fan said.If he could randomly rewrite things at will, that'd be amazing. But the system has restrictions. Modifications need to be triggered first. Sometimes, yes, his words can tweak things, but it's not a free-for-all.
"…"Ma Hongjun heard that and thought it made a lot of sense.Yeah, if Zhang Fan could make Tang San attack him at will, he really would be invincible.
"Damn it!"Tang San heard this and started wondering if he was truly going insane.
"Damn god! Why do you only mess with us!?"Ma Hongjun roared in frustration.
"Ding! Plot modification mission triggered."
[Ma Hongjun cursed the god that kept screwing with him—not just making him look like a fool, but also making him…]
Zhang Fan quickly added "grow a beard" after "himself".
"Ding! Plot modification successful. Reward: 20 modification points."
Ma Hongjun cursed furiously in his heart, ranting about the god messing with him—either making him look stupid or making him grow a beard.
As soon as he thought that, a beard suddenly sprouted.
And not just any beard—it grew all the way down to his feet.
Ma Hongjun saw the sight before him—his own beard growing fast, visibly stretching longer by the second. He was completely stunned.
"Ahh… why is my beard growing this long!?"
He screamed in panic.Why did Dai Boss go bald, and now he was turning into some bearded freak?
This was supernatural.
"Uh…"
Tang San looked at Ma Hongjun—his beard had gone wild. He now looked like a giant-bearded man, the beard even longer than his hair, reaching his ankles.
Tang San had truly never seen anything like it in his life.
The others were also stunned speechless.
"Ma Hongjun, you've become a past version of me! But your beard is even longer than mine used to be!"Oscar stared in shock, cracking up.Was this some weird illness? Or was he poisoned?
"Haha! From now on, let's call him Big-Bearded Fatty!"Xiao Wu laughed loudly from Zhang Fan's side.
(End of Chapter)