Bmon's eyes widened as Naheeno dropped his smug look. "Oh shit, you're about to tell me something really serious aren't you?"
Naheeno nodded. "Yep, now show me somewhere we can talk without anyone overhearing us."
"Right…" Bmon led Naheeno to his room, as Bmon closed the door behind him, Naheeno laid a cactus down beside the window.
"...A cactus? Really?" Bmon facepalmed.
"Hey, there is nothing wrong with cacti. Cacti are epic."
"...Sure. Could you explain why you're afraid of people overhearing us?" Bmon asked.
Naheeno looked around as if to make sure no one could overhear them. "My sunglasses, they do more than just protect my eyes from the sun. I cannot physically take them off, or else our universe will cease to exist." He explained.
Bmon froze for a moment before responding. "...Just an average tuesday."
"An… Average tuesday?" Naheeno blinked in confusion.
"My point is… I've seen a lot of weird shit lately so the fact that your sunglasses can destroy the universe is not that surprising." Bmon explained.
"Well… You have one thing wrong there, technically it doesn't DESTROY the universe, but rather it… Recreates the universe into something slightly different, or sometimes very different." Naheeno explained.
"Oh… Wait, so how many times has that happened now?" Bmon asked.
"Let's see… About 4 times." Naheeno answered.
"F-Four?" Bmon stopped for a second. "What exactly caused your sunglasses to fall off four times?" He questioned.
"Well, it started with this weird guy… He performed some sort of demonic ritual to summon us all to his residence, which happened to be a giant abandoned building." Naheeno replied.
"...Not exactly a 5 star hotel for us, huh?" Bmon laughed.
"We all collectively worked together to turn it into a kind-of headquarters, and it would be the place we appeared at for 3 of the iterations of our universe." Naheeno pointed out.
"So, what happened the first time?" He asked.
@$&#^@&#$ Headquarters, Unknown.
"Look, flower, I have muscles haha…" Naheeno played with 2 action figures of a flower and a skeleton.
Bmon walked in. "Yo! What are you doing-"
Naheeno got startled, causing his sunglasses to fall off, the entire world became black and white, as everything started to disappear into nothingness.
Present Day, Bmon's House, Jimmens
"...So I was the reason you found out about that?" Bmon facepalmed.
"Yes, ever since then I made sure to never be startled by you, because you seem to come out of literal nowhere half the time." He explained
"Next was… This one was my bad, although you were also there." He told him.
"We don't really need a flashback for this one do we?" Bmon asked.
"No, because it can simply be explained as my sunglasses slipped off by accident. You were in the same room so I can only imagine your confusion when the world turned monochrome." Naheeno explained.
"Next, is a bit of a longer story, so in this THIRD iteration, the guy who summoned us in the first two actually woke up on our weird island sitting in space."
"...SPACE?" Bmon shouted.
"Yeah, I don't know why it was in space. Anyway, after he was shown around the island he saw the headquarters and tried going into it but, for some reason my sunglasses fell off while I was preparing something."
"Oh. So, the first three iterations didn't last too long did they?" He questioned.
"No… No they did not. The next one lasted for a very long time, there were two conflicts, the first was that a few of our pals wondered why I never took my sunglasses off, so two teams formed. One team thought that they should get to see what happens if they took the sunglasses off, the other thought that I had my reasons for keeping them on and wanted to stop the other team."
"The other conflict was the rap battle which took place in a bar somewhere, you were there, I think."
"Wait, how would you know that if you were a part of the other conflict?" Bmon asked.
"...The sunglasses told me." He stared at him.
"Anyway… let's start with the rap battle, as it progressed they started to notice some really concerning things, like how the prize, a maid dress was stolen and one of the people who was a part of it, had a gun."
"So, one of our friends replaced the gun with one of those fake guns you see in tv shows. Just as they thought everything ended well, someone mentioned the fireworks backstage were about to go off. Then they went off with a big BOOM! As far as I know you were roasting marshmallows as the bar burned down before your eyes."
"...I do like marshmallows so I could see how I would do that."
"Back to the first conflict, they eventually drove me into a corner, and then one of them threw a goo creature at me, which caused the world to be recreated once again. The people at the bar watched as the monochrome slowly overtook their location."
"...Wow, that was a lot." Bmon pointed out.
"Yep, by the way I wanted to ask since I was in the corner the whole time… How did the party go a few weeks back anyway?" Naheeno asked.
"Oh… Well after the power went out there was this whole thing with some sort of freeze ray… It's not that important…" Bmon explained.
"Now um… You said you spoke with a being who spoke in… TV static?" Naheeno questioned.
"Oh right. When she got close to a piece of paper, she wrote that her name was Glitchun, I'm not sure who she is, but apparently a strange woman came by straight after, asking about where Glitchun went." Bmon pointed at the paper he brought with him.
"...That's… Not something I've ever seen before in any of our previous universes." Naheeno said before putting on his smug look again. "Well, if you ever need me for anything, you know where to find me. I'll be playing epic rhythm harmony." He told Bmon.
"W-Wait, what about the cactus?"
"Keep it. Everyone needs a cactus in their life after all." Naheeno left his room and went back to his residence.
"Y-You're just going to leave?!" Bmon sighed right before Glitchun appeared before him again.
"Oh, not this shit again." Bmon said to himself.
Glitchun wrote down "He is coming, and once he does, he will try to kill you. I will not let that happen as I am supposed to be the one to kill you."
"...Oh thanks. Wait, what do you mean you want to kill me-" Before Bmon could ask, Glitchun vanished.
Bmon stood there, absolutely speechless. "..."
"GOD DAMN IT!" Bmon yelled out.
Buster looked down as he heard Bmon yelling out from his room. "...What the hell? Whatever… I've almost finished my most mind blowing invention yet!" He looked at what looked to be a portal that was almost fully made.
Prologue: Restart, Acceleration!, END
Unsealing of Infinite Proportions Arc, END
ACT 1, BEGIN.