My name is Niko Yaeger, I am 21 years old and the only thing that's on my mind is. "WHERE THE HELL AM I?" I yelled while looking around seeing a red lit sky with a satanic seal on it. I was in some sort of city that looked like it was built without putting much effort into it. Along with signs that says "HELL" with arrows pointing down. "You're in Hell dumb ass," I looked behind me and saw a little red creature with black and white striped horns with white burn marks on his face and tail; with some sort of black symbol on his forehead that represents a heart shaped skull pattern. Wearing a black business suit with a pair of fingerless gloves with some sort of yellow crystal imbued on them. With a red skull charm around his neck.
He looks oddly familiar. "Wait; did you say Hell?" I asked trying to figure out what is going on. "Uh, yeah; what are you deaf or something? Oh; you must have just died and crossed over from Earth. Well I ain't explaining all that sh*t," explained the little red creature as he was walking away. "Wait; if this is really Hell than please teach me on how to live here?" I asked while being in a panic. "Oh, and what's in it for me? I mean you look pretty wild if you know what I mean~," the little red creature said in what sounded seductive. "Are you coming onto me?" I asked mostly confused. "Don't mind if I do~," he said while having a sadistic smile.
"Wait; that's not what I mean, but if you want something in return then I'll work for you for free," I declared while blushing.
"That doesn't sound bad, plus I do need more employees. Okay looks like you got yourself a deal. You're hired by the way the names Blitzo the o is silent," Blitz said while we were shaking hands. Wait Blitzo oh no I'm in Helluva Boss in real life well I guess in the afterlife. Damn that sounds so cheesy. Oh well better than real hell I guess so I'll take it. "Just call me Yaeger," I said. "Well, I guess it's time for you to meet your fellow employees Yaeger," Blitz said.