Chapter 17: False Advertising? Defying the Rules? Streamer, You're Looking Sus!
[Will the streamer's channel get banned? I just found this gem!]
[I think Pokémon appraisal streams are allowed as long as you don't charge directly—no certification needed.]
[Streamer, you're looking sus!]
[Just looked it up for the streamer: Illegal Pokémon appraisal usually gets 1-3 years. Let us know your sentence before you go in.]
Reading these comments, Ye Yinchuan had to admit—he was starting to sweat.
Did I really just awaken a system, unlock cheats, only to get locked up for unlicensed appraisals?
Just when things were getting good, it turns out to be piss?
"Officer Tan, I thought live Pokémon appraisals were allowed as long as you don't charge? I'm just an amateur doing this for fun…"
Officer Tan nodded:
"You're right—as long as there's no direct charging, it's generally fine. But… is this you?"
He held up a phone playing a clip from Ye Yinchuan's past stream—
"I'm a professional appraiser! Any Pokémon you have, I can identify at a glance!"
"Live Pokémon appraisals here! Professional streamer—ask me anything!"
The footage showed a confident, energetic Ye Yinchuan in his element.
"Y-yes, that's me…"
"Kid, you can mess around with food, but not with words. Without proper certification, how can you call yourself a professional? At best, it's bragging. At worst… it's false advertising!"
Ye Yinchuan's back was now drenched in cold sweat.
Normally, this kind of talk wouldn't draw attention, but some absolute bastard had reported him—and now scrutiny was unavoidable.
[Streamer's been humbled.]
[Getting a live call from the Protection Bureau is pretty professional!]
"Officer Tan, that was just… streamer banter…"
"Banter can still mislead viewers. But don't worry—I'm just here to give you a verbal warning and promote some legal awareness for our online initiatives."
Hearing this, Ye Yinchuan relaxed slightly.
If I get locked up, what'll happen to my Munchlax?
"Officer Tan, I'm all ears. Consider me thoroughly educated."
He put on his best "model citizen" face—humble, compliant, law-abiding.
"Right now, online Pokémon appraisals are loosely regulated. Even without certification, you can operate. But to prevent public misinformation and protect interests, we're working with platforms to tighten oversight on false advertising and unlicensed appraisals."
[Oh no, they're coming for the streamer.]
[Might as well name-drop him at this point!]
"Officer Tan, how will this affect amateur streamers like me?"
Ye Yinchuan ignored the trolls—this directly impacted his livelihood.
"Traffic restrictions, for sure. Platforms may segregate certified and uncertified appraisers with tags. Viewers naturally prefer professionals. Also, no more false claims—repeat violations could mean channel bans and clawbacks of earnings!"
[Streamer's doomed.]
[Good. Pokémon appraisals need standards to weed out fakes.]
[Wait, the streamer's this good without certification?]
"I see…"
Ye Yinchuan rubbed his temples.
"But it's not all bad. Kid, you've got potential. Before policies tighten, get certified. With platform support, you could go big!"
Officer Tan's tone turned encouraging.
"Personally, I've watched your clips. Your streams are entertaining, and if it's not scripted, you're genuinely helping people. It'd be a shame if you didn't get certified."
Ye Yinchuan nodded. "Officer Tan, I appreciate that. Even just for the traffic, I'll get certified."
[Whoa! Official endorsement?]
[LOL, the GOAT of amateur appraisers!]
[666, now I have to follow!]
Noticing the chat, Officer Tan raised his hands defensively:
"Everyone, while this account and today's call represent the Bureau, my praise is purely personal. That said, the public's eyes are sharp—truly skilled streamers won't be overlooked!"
[Aaaand there's the disclaimer.]
[Can't blame him. Gotta be careful in that position.]
[Probably worried the streamer'll drag him down if he gets arrested later.]
"Also, you're not doing paid appraisals or live sales—that's good. Once certified, you can monetize properly."
Ye Yinchuan nodded vigorously. Certification was now a must.
No way I'm passing up traffic and money.
Officer Tan then covered more legalities: maintaining positive messaging, no Pokémon abuse, no illegal trades, mandatory disclaimers for scripted content, etc.
"Alright, kid, official business is done. Now, since I enjoyed your clips, I'd like a personal request—appraise one of my Pokémon."
[That's one long-winded setup!]
[100% an official fact-check.]
The request sent viewership soaring again—many were here for Officer Tan, not Ye Yinchuan!
"300… 400… Could we hit 500 today?"
Ye Yinchuan's pulse quickened. This was his chance.
For a second stream, with no paid promotions, nearing 500 viewers in non-peak hours was insane.
"No problem, Officer Tan! Show me your Pokémon!"
He turned to the camera:
"New viewers, welcome to Kabi Treasure Appraisal! Your host is… an amateur appraiser! Drop a follow if you like what you see!"
[LMAO, almost slipped up there!]
[Defying the rules right after the warning?]
[I'd skip a 'professional,' but an 'amateur'? Now I'm curious.]
[A newbie streaming with the Bureau? Got connections?]
Officer Tan then presented his Pokémon—not the expected Growlithe, but a Ponyta!
"Come on, Polly, say hello to the stream."