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Chapter 9 - The most monkey brain plan! Chapter 9

After what felt like hours, I was done with Qi breathing, or, well, it was still not done. Qi breathing will take more time than I thought, but at least now my lungs don't burn when I use Qi breathing anymore, and I had my eyes on the glowing grass, but nothing happened with it yet, at least, ah...

Letting out a sigh, I looked up at the sky, and then I blinked... and then I stood up and looked at the sky again. It was evening now, but the sky...

"How did I not see that before... there are fucking 2 moons in the sky. Well, there is one moon, but there is a smaller moon..." Yeah, the sight was right out of some movie because 2 moons? Really? What about the sea? Gravity? Just when I think about science, this world just had to give me a big "Fuck you," huh? 2 moons don't make any sense unless some magic cultivation crap is going on...

Or wait, this is a different world. No, this might be a different planet. Great... even more things I don't know about. Well, ok, let's make this clear: what do I know about this world? Well, the people are stupid compared to humans back on Earth, where I came from, and also the town and everything else I have seen look like I am in some sort of late or end of Bronze Age. I did see iron spoons and knives, so yeah, we might be in the Iron Age... this world also has 2 moons, which I somehow did not notice even though I lived 2 days here...

Cultivation, on the other hand, I barely understand anything about it other than Qi. I don't know shit... and also there seems to be a class system going on; the rich are nobles and whatnot, and the poor are guards and maids. Not only that, cultivation also seems like a thing for only the rich, noble, and powerful. I don't even think the normal guards or even maids or people in the town know anything about it, even the First Step of Qi Gathering. Even that in the public study hall was more vague than what the past loser Xiù wrote in his diary...

I need to learn about this world more and fast... if this truly is a cultivation magical world, then who knows what's out there... 

Ok, goal change for now: gathering information is even more important than I thought it was. Well, I was a little smug, maybe because I learned about Qi so easily or maybe because I made my own martial arts, but whatever the reason was, I thought this world was like Earth, and well, I was arrogant to assume that without proof...

...Wait, what the fuck? Since when do I think so much? Not only that, but since when are my thoughts so calm? Yeah, no, there is something wrong with my mind and my thoughts; they are way too calm... Normally I would be a little spooked, but still, I go on without thinking much, not even back then with other people, even though I don't know them. I did not speak to anyone. The first person I met was that homeless guy, and even then I did not speak to him just beat him up and got the answers I wanted. That's not my style...

Sure, I'll beat him up, but not just for the reason he tried to scam me. No, I would scam him and then beat him up... Not only that, but Wang too would beat him before talking to him again... I taunted him for some reason... not only that, but even with Aku, I just took her in as my wife?? And also with the Xiù family, I did not even speak with them... uh, what the fuck? Something is really wrong... with my mind...

What is going on? No, calm down; just stop thinking and breathe... 

And after sitting down on the ground, I notice the grass, which was under the tree, glowing more... almost as if it was calling me... and I grab my head and look away...

"What the hell? How can Grass call me? My mind is fucked! No, someone is fucking with my thoughts! I did not notice it because I came to this world and learned about cultivation, but now I do notice it. Why?" I fell back on the ground; my head was giving me a really bad headache...

Ugh, grass, yeah, the grass! The second I got closer to this, I started to notice the world around me. I even started to notice my thoughts! And how weird my actions were... 

"This grass is the reason for my awareness? Ugh!" I hold my head once again; it feels like something is burning my brain from the inside... 

Think about it: everything about the grass—how did I even notice this? It was with Qi Sight just at the edge of my view that I noticed this grass, and then I started to train Qi Sight and Qi breathing... Wait, my brain feels like it's being burned from the inside... When I use Qi, my lungs and eyes feel like they're burning a little...

"No way, right? Someone is fucking with my thoughts by putting Qi in my mind??" Ugh! The headache keeps getting worse; my body feels like it's weak, really weak, and before I know I am falling down on the floor, unable to move...

'Fuck, fuck, no way this is happening. It's not even been more than 3 days since I have been here. Am I already going to die? or be mind-controlled??! Ugh, no! Think, think, how can you live! Qi, if someone had put Qi in my brain, then the only way it makes sense is to put my own Qi in my brain and push whatever is inside my brain out!'

But this is the most monkey-brained plan!

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