"Do I have to tell them the story? Talking always makes me tired....."
[Smack]
"Yes, you do, so start talking!"
"Ok, fine, my name is Kazuma Makani,. The one who just hit me. My name is Sakura, and I'm a 'God' at the end."
[Smack]
"Mei why did you hit me...?"
"Start from the beginning, you jackass!"
"Ok, fine, in the beginning, god created heaven and earth, and on the first day..." before I could say another word.
[Smack]
"Midori what did I do now I'm telling the story.....?"
"We didn't mean from the actual beginning!"
"If you don't tell the story, so help me god, I'm going to beat you up!"
"Why would I help you to beat me up huh....?"
[Smack]
"Laila you too?"
"Just tell the goddamn story!"
"If you don't you won't get any alone time with us."
"If you want alone time, tell the damn story."
"Ok, fine, I'm going to tell the story....".
My name is Kazuma Makani, but my given name at birth was Haruto Inoue; at the time of my death, I was 24 years old.
I was a computer scientist, but I didn't want to be a computer scientist, the girl I liked said the type of guys she was into were computer scientists, so I ended up studying and became a computer scientist.
After I became one, I told her how I felt about her, but she ended up rejecting me.
I'm not interested in anything unless girls are involved; I'm an introvert and quite perverted, but I know my limits, and this is how I died and got reincarnated as a devil.
I just got off work, and I was standing in front of the company building I worked in, waiting for my friend to go to the Izakaya.
While I was waiting for him, I saw a girl walk past me.
"(Oh shit that girl looks so hot I wish I could motorboat those calcium cannons!)"
Then I heard a familiar voice call me.
"Hey, Haruto, sorry to keep you waiting so long."
"It's that bitch of a manager's fault she kept on nagging me about the design for the new AI we're developing."
"Oh, that's not a problem. I just want to go the Izakaya, get a bite to eat, and then head home."
"By the way did they come up with a name for the new AI we're busting our ass off to create?"
"Wait you're telling me you don't know the name?"
"Didn't you attend the meeting we had held discussing the name of the new AI?"
"Yeah....I did but I slept through it all."
"I didn't want to hear the boss yapping away."
"Good grief, Haruto, you are the laziest person in the world. You know that, right?"
"Oh, and by the way, the name of the AI is Gemini."
"Wait what time is it...."
"Oh shit, if we don't hurry now, the Izakaya is going to be full by the time we get there, so let's run!"
"Do we have to run? Running always makes me tired."
"If you don't run, we're going to miss happy hour, and remember that the girls in maids outfit only work during happy hour!"
[zoooom]
"Hey, oh no, what are you waiting for? Pick up the pace!"
"Hey, Haruto, wait for me!"
So we ran all the way to the Izakaya, and we made it just in time.
As we entered the Izakaya, the girl I liked was standing in front of me.
"Hello, welcome to Ichigo's Izakaya table. For how much?"
"Ummmm, t-t-table for two, please."
"Ok follow me."
She took us to our table, handed us the menu, and told us when we were ready to order, we should call her.
[Laughing]
"Haruto what's up with you just now?"
"Hey, don't judge me. You know how I'm when a woman is talking to me. I get all flustered, and I can't talk straight!"
"I know, I know, but it's so funny because every Saturday we come here because you like that girl there!"
"Hey don't shout! And today's the day I'm going to tell her I like her."
"Good grief, Haruto, you say that every Saturday, and you ended up chicken out. If you continue like that you're going to be single for the rest of your life."
"Hey, you're one to talk. You're single, too, so we're in the same boat!"
"Well, at least I'm not a virgin!"
"You lose your V-card while masturbating!"
"Face the fact, bro, we're going to die single!"
Then the two of us started to sulk and cry.
[Sniffle]
"Hey, oh neon, did you decide on what you're ordering? I'm ordering the usual."
"Yeah, I'm just ordering the usual too."
So we called the waitress, we ordered the food and in a few minutes she came back with the food
We ate it, and then we ordered a bottle of sake; we drank, and then we got drunk.
The happy hour had come to an end, and we exited the Izakaya.
"Hey, oh neon [hiccup], I'm not going to go home yet!
"I'm waiting on the girl because I'm going to tell her I like her."
"Haruto, you're drunk. Let's come back next week on Saturday."
"No, I'm ok. I'm going to confess today, so I'm not leaving!"
"Ok, if you're not leaving, then I'm not leaving too."
So while we were waiting I saw the girl who I liked leaving so I approached her
"Hello, my name is Haruto Inoue and i-i-i-i-i like you w-would you go out on a date with me?"
"Pfft [laughing], you're kidding, right?"
"No, I'm not. I come here every Saturday during happy hours because I like you, so would you go out on a date with me?"
"hell no, just look at you. You're ugly, and I have standards."
"(Oh come on, why every time I have feelings for a girl, and I work up the courage to tell them, they always reject me.)"
As I was talking to myself I heard an unfamiliar voice
"Hello miss is this guy bothering you?"
When I turned around, I saw a police officer.
"Yes, officer, this guy tried to harass me."
"He said if I don't do as he said he's going to leak the picture he has of me on his phone to the internet!"
"(this bitch is lying throw her teeth)"
"Excuse me, sir, is what this girl saying is the truth?"
"No, it's not. I only asked her if she would go out with me!
"You can ask my friend right over there...."
"Wait, what? He's asleep!"
"Why don't you hand over your phone so I can check if what she said is true or false?"
"Ok, fine, and when you see that she's lying, I'm going to sue her for defamation!"
As I was reaching into my laptop bag for my phone the police officer yelled
"Shit, he's reaching for a gun!"
Then I heard
[bam bam bam]
And I fell to the floor.
As I fell to the floor l started mumbling to myself
"Wait, what did I shoot?
"Am I going to die?"
"Why did he shoot me?"
"Why isn't he taking me to the hospital?"
"Shit, I can't believe I'm dying right now."
"I'm dying without finishing working on that new AI called Gemini."
(With the ability called the absolute you created Gemini)
"Why am I thinking about a fucking AI when I'm dying?"
"This can't be am I still drunk? This gotta be some illusion or something?"
(With the ability called the absolute you created Hypnosis)
"No, this is real. I'm feeling the pain from the gunshot."
"It hurts like hell!"
(With the ability called the absolute you created the ability pain Nullification)
"I can feel my soul leaving my body."
"I guess this is the end."
"I wish I could have at least one girlfriend before I die."
And then I died.