"Gemini why didn't you tell me that from the beginning!"
"You didn't ask me that question, sir."
"Ok, so can you tell me how to leave this universe then?"
"Because I don't want to stay here anymore!"
"That information is out of my reach sir."
"Oh great, so I'm trapped here then."
"Ok, Gemini, now that I'm trapped here, how can I get food to eat?"
"You can get a job and use the money you make to buy something to eat sir."
"Wait they use money here?"
"Yes, the currency they use is called DC."
"It's an international currency, so you can use it anywhere in this realm, sir."
"Ok, Gemini, now that stuck here, what is the easiest way to earn DC here with no effort at all?"
"The easiest way is to be an adventurer, a thief, and a pr*stitute, sir."
"Wait what a pr*stitute!"
"They have pr*stitute in this realm too?"
"And can I be a male prostitute, Gemini?"
"Yes, they pr*stitutes here as well."
"But it's a succubi-only job, and there's no male succubi."
"So if you're thinking about being a prostitute, that's out of the question, sir."
"Shit, so if a prostitute is out of the question, so thief and adventurer remain."
"(Hmm) best I choose to be an adventurer then."
"Hey Gemini, how to be an adventurer?"
"If you want to be an adventurer you need to head to the guild and register to be an adventurer sir "
"Oh, it's that simple, so what does an adventurer do?"
" As I stated earlier, adventurers pick out a quest at the guild they want to do."
"When they have finished the quest, they head back to the guild to collect the reward."
"If they find any treasure and rare item, you can bring it to the guild, and they can buy it from you, sir."
"That sounds like too much work."
"Hey Gemini, do adventurers have to work every day?"
"It depends on the situation."
"If you're the group leader, you can go on quest anytime you want to."
"But if you're a group member, you have to go on a quest when the group leader wants to go on a quest, sir."
"Umm, so if I register as an adventurer and create a group, I can go out anytime I want.
"Yes, I want to be an adventurer."
"Gemini, activate the eyes that see all and teleport me to the guild!"
"Ok, sir, activating the eyes that see all and now teleport."
So I teleported to the guild; I deactivated the eyes that saw all, and as I was about to enter the guild, a girl stood in the way.
"Hello, welcome to Avalon Guild. How can I help you?"
"Umm, I'm here to register to be an adventurer, miss."
("Damn this chick bra balloon is busting out of her top")
"Ok follow me to the counter over there."
("Damn that girl has some huge fun bags.")
(If I could feel the texture of those puppies I would be in heaven.")
"That rude to talk about a girl's breast like that, sir."
"Wait, what, you can hear what I'm saying in my head?"
"You always talk to me with your mind so I can hear what you're saying in your mind, sir."
"Oh, right, I forgot."
"But when you're hearing me thinking about fun bags.
"Don't interrupt me it's creepy!"
So I followed her over to the counter.
"Ok, you said that you're registering as an adventurer, right?"
"The fee is 500 DC."
("Wait what do I have to pay to be an adventurer!")
("Gemini why didn't you tell me that!?")
"Because you didn't ask me, sir."
"But did I ask you to interrupt me when I was going a few seconds ago, but you did!"
"Umm, miss, I didn't know we have to pay to be an adventurer."
"I'm sorry I don't have any money."
"Sorry for wasting your time."
"Umm, you know what I will pay for you. How does that sound, pretty boy?"
"Wait, what are you really going to pay for me? Thank you very much, miss!"
"Ok so now that the registration fee is paid."
"Now prick your finger on that needle and drop your blood on that crystal there."
"Umm ok."
So I pricked my finger on the needle and dropped my blood on the crystal, and then a beam shot out of the crystal and started to write on a card.
[Name: kazuma makani, age: 18 years old, class: every class, level: 1, stats: strength 340, agility 634, iq 124, mana 5,000, ability the absolute.]
"Umm, what does it mean by any class?"
"I don't know, but it looks like you can be a role in the guild like a combater, a mage, an assassin,, and a healer."
"Is it because of the ability I have?"
"Gemini don't answer that because it's not a question!"
"Umm, miss, so now that I'm an adventurer, what if I want to create a group? Do I need to pay a fee?"
"You want to create a group. Ok, take one of those papers over."
"Write down what type of person you want in your group and pin it to that quest board over there."
"Is there anything more you need me to help you with?"
"Umm, no, and thank you for helping me out. I will pay for back, miss."
"Umm, don't worry about that and call me Raavah, pretty boy."
"Ok raavah"
"Wait what she called me pretty boy!"
Why would she call me that?"
"She called you pretty boy twice sir."
"Shut up I didn't ask you!"
So I took up one of the papers, and I was puzzled because I didn't know what to do.
"I don't even to what to name the group."
"Hey, why don't you name the group the knockers group?"
"Huh why did I name my group like that Huh"
"Because of these."
I turned around and I saw a pink hair chick with some huge ass boobs.
"Damn, this chick has some huge ass knocker, and Gemini doesn't say anything, got it?"
"Umm, that's an interesting name, but do you want me to name my group like that?"
"Because I want to join your group!"
"You know that I just registered to be an adventurer?"
"Yes"
"I'm at level one right?"
"I know that because I saw when you were registering."
"I'm also at level 1 so that's not a problem."
"Ok then, if you don't have a problem with that, welcome to my group. I'm Haruto Inoue, how about you?"
"My name is Sakura Kujo. Thank you for letting me join your group!"
"(I mean if a big boob girl like you want to join my group who am I to turn her down.)"
"I wouldn't advise you to fraternize with your subordinate."
"It would make things really bad if you make her uncomfortable sir."
"Oh, shut up already. Jeez, you're so annoying."