Somewhere in tall mountain
Piccolo sat in a meditative stance, the weight of the world seemingly forgotten around him. His body was still, the wind brushing past him as he focused on his thoughts, when suddenly, a loud crash echoed through the air. A familiar figure landed right at his feet, sending dust swirling around him. It was Goku.
"Hey, Piccolo! We need your help with… uh… love stuff!" Goku grinned, his usual carefree expression plastered across his face.
Piccolo's eyes remained shut, but his left eye twitched in irritation. "…I already hate this."
Before he could even process the situation, Roshi appeared from behind Goku, bowing dramatically. "Please, O Green One! You're our only hope!"
(After saying all the incident)
Piccolo's cape fluttered as he slowly rose to his feet, glaring at both of them. "I am a warrior, not a relationship counselor!"
"But you're smart!" Goku continued, undeterred. "And you're always so calm! And—"
Piccolo cut him off with a sharp tone. "Goku. I am a Namekian. We don't… do… that."
Goku blinked. "Do what?"
Piccolo pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed deeply, exhaling as though dealing with the weight of the universe. "We reproduce asexually. We spit eggs from our mouths.because we namekians are "HERMAPHRODITES" we don't have different sex organs like you humans have .
Goku: what ? Herrrmapple
Piccalo: fool ,hermaphrodite is special spices with both male and female system and reproduce their eggs by mouth "
A heavy silence fell between them. Goku, in typical fashion, was the first to break it. He burst out laughing, holding his stomach. "PFFFT— HAHAHAHA! YOU VOMIT YOUR KIDS?!"
Roshi, now standing beside them, turned pale and collapsed onto the ground, nosebleed staining his gi. "Mouth... birth..."
Piccolo's face remained deadpan. "I hate you both."
---
Piccolo's patience was wearing thin. Deciding that a harsh lesson might just end the conversation once and for all, he grabbed a stick from the ground and began drawing in the dirt.
"Fine," he muttered, "You want a lesson? Here's your crash course."
With deliberate motions, he drew two figures: one resembling Goku and the other himself.
"YOU," he pointed to Goku, "have one set of... equipment." And chi chi have another set of equipment to reproduce "
He then pointed to himself, his expression as stern as ever. "But in my case ,WE have both. Male and female system ,Self-sufficient."
Roshi: but how you reproduce if you have both organs in your inside
Picaalo :( with eyes close)
Our species body lower area produce sperm at their will internally which travel into their intestine and merge with egg which located in their neck and our species egg making process only take 10 min not like 9 months
Goku,roashi- wohhhhhh awesome
Goku leaned in closer, trying to process the information. "Wait… so you're mom AND dad?"
"YES."
Goku's eyes widened in disbelief. "WHOAAAA! SO YOU CAN DO IT WITH YOURSELF?!"
Piccolo's face twitched violently, his composure slipping. "NO. WE JUST— grits teeth— spit. Eggs."
Roshi, revived and clearly still struggling with the concept, whispered under his breath, "…Kinky."
Piccolo snapped his stick in half, his patience finally at its end. "THIS IS WHY I LIVE ALONE."
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As the conversation continued, Goku's face suddenly lit up with realization. He pointed at Piccolo's mouth with a horrified expression.
"SO WHEN YOU YELL 'SPECIAL BEAM CANNON OR YOUR '—"
Piccolo's eyes burned with fury as he roared, "IT'S A BEAM ATTACK, NOT A METAPHOR!"
Roshi, now fully corrupted by the horrifying knowledge of Namekian biology, frantically scribbled notes. "Mouth-born warriors… fascinating…"
Piccolo shot him a venomous glare. "I'm leaving. "
With that, Piccolo took off, soaring into the sky, his cape billowing behind him.
Goku waved enthusiastically, completely unfazed by the situation. "BYE, MOM-DAD!"
Far below, Piccolo could be heard screaming, "I CURSE YOU, SON GOKU!"
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Back at Kame House, the mood was somber. Roshi poured himself a drink, sighing deeply. "Well… we learned nothing."
Goku, still grinning as though he'd just discovered the meaning of life, slapped Roshi on the back. "Nah, I got it! If Chi-Chi's mad, I'll just train harder!"
Roshi frowned. "That's the opposite of—"
But before he could finish his sentence, Goku flexed, causing his gi to rip in the process. "SHE LOVES WHEN I DO THIS!"
"Will Goku be able to solve a new mystery like today, just like always, this time about baby-making?
Will Goku ever uncover all the secrets?
Will Roshi ever help Goku become a true adult man?
Stay tuned in Dragon Pole Z!"