But even with a full-scale assault on Steam Nation, starting with the Fictional Church was impossible—far too formidable a target.
Just as the Deep Space Entities predicted, the "people" inside the internet cafés charged out directly!
[Look, this is what internet violence looks like!]
The Deep Space Entities observed the chaos with satisfaction, while the Internet Disconnection Demons rampaged across Steam Nation, pulling power switches, severing internet lines, banging machines to create disruptions, and even impersonating hackers to attack the Faith Network's firewalls—though none of their attempts achieved any significant results.
The true battles of cyber-faith are often the simplest.
Cut your internet cable!