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“I’m not saying I’m unlucky, but my school has an evacuation plan with my name on it.” — Elias Elias has always had absurd luck—the kind that lets him dodge near-death experiences on a daily basis. Like the eye of a storm, he always walks away unharmed… but those around him aren’t always so lucky. It’s earned him the affectionate nickname “Walking Disaster.” When his parents vanish and he unlocks the “Lucky God System,” Elias realizes his weird life was just the tutorial—and maybe all those “accidents” weren’t just bad luck after all. Between daily disasters, a mysterious system, and his missing parents, Elias is in way over his head. “One wrong move and the cafeteria might explode again!” --- Author Note: I'm pretty new as an author and am mainly doing this story for fun. I wanted to make a system-trope story without all the sub-tropes I really hate in this genre—like braindead villains, harems of women who are only there for eye candy and fall head over heels for the main character, side characters with no substance other than to serve as foils, or trashy, arrogant, or stupid protagonists who get a system for literally no reason. I do hope you guys like it, but I won't be too hurt if you don't. I'm making this for my own fun and not trying to write an award-winning novel or anything. But of course, if you like something or have ideas on how it can be better, feel free to mention it! I'll try to post a chapter at least once or twice a week, but if I'm in a groove, I might post way more. Also I'm not my own biggest fan. I'm a perfectionist and reread chapters multiple times after it's been published to check and fix for mistakes. :'( it's easier for me to read it through reader view than editing view.

This is a Patreon Exclusive that updates +20 chapters ahead at all times: https://www.patreon.com/Zocatarr --- He's an experienced world-hopper with an impressive track record! But what if his "thoughtful" employer offers a little surprise instead of the well-deserved vacation? --- Synopsis below: A breezy tale of a hero who winds up in the Marvel-11 universe, and naturally, we all know where that’s headed... All intimate scenes will be clearly marked (+18). Tags: Marvel-11, Harem, Adventure, Sex, Humor, Transmigration, r18, Fanfiction

In a world that rewards ambition with power—and madness with greatness—one man dares to chase it all. His name is Myth. He’s cunning, relentless… and still a good person. Step into a world where chaos builds kings, and follow the rise of a boy who plans to win it all. Be a part of his ambition. But beware—ambition always has a price.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

The world of Tenebrous has been plagued by demons for as long as mankind can remember. Disasters, death, and destruction - all trace back to these mysterious beings. With sorcery as their only weapon, humanity fights back. CODE: ZERO tells the story of Code - a quiet boy possessed by the very demon that once brought ruin to the world. Living with a tragic past and facing an uncertain future, he clings to one goal: To rid the world of demons. Action. Fantasy. Adventure. Step into CODE: ZERO.

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +10 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

Lin Xuan transmigrates into an urban novel as an irritable villain. From the beginning, his scumbag father, who favors his illegitimate child, forces him to marry a vegetative female supporting character suffering from androphobia. Fortunately, the [Crazy Affection] System activates. As long as he makes physical contact with people with high fortune, he can earn points to buy various items and skills. So, Lin Xuan immediately decides to become Su Qingge's "fortune-bringing" husband. On the wedding night. Looking at the stunning vegetative female supporting character, Lin Xuan activates the Crazy Affection mode. My name is Su Qingge. I was turned into a vegetative state by my jealous aunt. In despair, my grandfather found Lin Xuan to bring me good fortune through marriage. His meticulous "affectionate" care made me feel both embarrassed and touched. "After I wake up, I want to stay affectionate with my husband Lin Xuan and have a football team worth of kids." "Anyone who dares to bully my husband will eat ****!!!" On our wedding night, I woke up! ................................................................. Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. For advance chapters: p@treon.com/ShinningNovelTranslations (replace @ with a) Translated Original Name: 反派：迎娶植物人女主，疯狂贴贴 Author: 请叫我太子殿下

That afternoon, Roland received the most absurd gift imaginable—his stepmom handed him a System literally. That’s right. Not a game console. Not money. A real, cheat-like System... the kind usually reserved for transmigrators and chosen ones. Except Roland had transmigrated eighteen years ago, and nothing remotely “chosen” had ever happened since—until now. The catch? It wasn’t just any System. It was the "Mother's Little Tasks" System, formerly owned by his doting (mysterious) mother. And its first mission? [Mission: Go on a blind date.] [Target Options: Yukino Yukio (Mother), Yukino Haruno (Eldest daughter), Yukino Yuki (Younger daughter).] [Warning: Once locked, your chosen girl can never marry anyone else.] [Reward: 1000 Points, one self-selected supernatural ability from Mall] Roland: "...What kind of twisted matchmaking app did I just inherit?" After reading the mission, Roland was stunned. An arranged romance at 18 was already bad—but a binding rule that prevented the chosen girl from marrying anyone else? What if he failed the mission? Would she be alone forever? "And this is supposed to be a System?" "Mom! What the hell is this mission?" Roland asked, his face darkening. "It finally triggered! All those Points I spent transferring the System weren’t wasted," his mother replied cheerfully, ignoring his outrage. "You set this up? Why?" "You’re nearly an adult and you’ve never even dated. Of course I’m worried." "I’m only eighteen! I have college entrance exams next year!" "Exams don’t matter. But youth without love isn’t youth at all." "...Is that something a mother should say?" Roland muttered. Most mothers pushed their kids to study harder—his acted like grades were irrelevant. "What kind of mom does this to her own son? And why is Aunt Yukio even on the target list? That’s just insane!" "Well~, I don’t know what kind of girl you like. The Yukino family has all three types—mature one, ripe, and unripe melon—so I just gave you options." --- Note: -This novel starts slow. -No "catching girls like Pokémon." -MILF supremacy—with Justice for others -Slice of life, with natural growth in relationships, jealousy, and emotional development. -No incest. No yuri. No NTR. No r*pe. -No dark tags. -And one mom who believes love matters more than grades—and a System that agrees. -Aside from Yukino Yukio (who spoils him more than even his mother, the MC will have to genuinely win the other heroines through effort and shared experiences.) No shortcuts. -Love will blossom through action, not a line of words from AUTHOR or System tricks. -And yes—the MC is competent. -R18 content will be clearly marked.

“Why rely on intuition... when I can simulate the path to immortality?” Dr. Rayen Wu was a disgraced quantum physicist, not a monk. But when a black hole data experiment kills him, he wakes up in a world ruled by swords, spirit beasts, and ancient sects. Everyone else cultivates through meditation, spiritual roots, or bloodline techniques. Rayen cultivates through algorithms, atomic mapping, and real-time simulation. With a quantum AI chip fused to his mind, he doesn’t train—he debugs the Dao. He doesn’t rely on luck—he simulates it. And when ancient sects begin to notice his unorthodox methods? He builds his own path. Spiral-shaped. Self-learning. And terrifying. > Alchemy reimagined with precision. > Martial arts re-engineered with recursion. > Enlightenment rewritten as a feedback loop. Why waste decades in silence… when you can simulate immortality overnight? Also see this https://www.royalroad.com/profile/756204/fictions for some of my other works

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel starts off with a hellish combo; parents missing, broke as hell, flunked his exams. A proper rock-bottom start? Sure. But Axel’s got one thing going for him: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] upgrades to the supreme-level [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his missing parents fell into a secret realm, bonded with the twin gods Solgaleo & Lunala, now in control of the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. He should be broke, but lucky for him, he’s just as handsome as the readers. Now rich beauties line up just to feed him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] fuses with [Fairy Queen], faster casting, stronger power, and freaky-good skill comprehension. — His [Gible] fuses with 【Infinite Evolution】; World level cap is 100, but guess what? His level 999 Garchomp was a gift from a friend... Years Later: Just as Team Rocket unites all villains into the ultimate Rainbow Rocket and prepares to dominate the world— Axel steps out, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Standing before you is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Alright. Now you may try to attack me.” Groudon: ‘Who dares? I’ll freaking fly over there and kick you myself!‘ Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? Just a breeze and a little frost.” Villain Squad: “???” [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] — 1st Pokemon: Pheromosa — 2nd Pokemon: Ralts — 3rd Pokemon: Duraludon — 4th Pokemon: Dragonair — 5th Pokemon: Ho-Oh — 6th Pokemon: Mewtwo — 7th Pokemon: Nihilego — 8th Pokemon: Magikarp [This has many game elements so read at your own knowledge] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 宝可梦：沙奈朵后宫与标签系统

Imagine: A stone-cold Russian billionaire heir—Viktor Mikhailov (picture: brooding, black turtlenecks, eyes like a winter storm)—gets his entire life nuked when a secret baby appears on his doorstep during a thunderstorm. The twist? - The mom’s a manipulative party-girl who drugged him to get pregnant (trauma). - Baby Misha is half-Korean, all cheeks, and already inherits his "I will end you" glare. - Viktor’s family? Literal villains. Think: evil stepmoms, icy patriarch, and a mansion full of backstabbers. Now he’s juggling: - Harvard poetry classes (his one soft spot), - Diaper explosions (Yuri, his himbo bodyguard/BFF, helps… sorta), - Mafia-level family drama (they want the baby gone). Vibes: - "John Wick but with baby wipes." - "Succession meets Masha and the bear." - Angst so thick you could drown in it… until Misha babbles and Viktor’s cold heart melts. Why you’ll cry: - Viktor whispering “I don’t deserve you" while sobbing into Misha’s curls. - Misha throwing mashed potatoes (Ah, I think it was yogurt? shii, I don't remember) at Anastasia’s $50k fur coat. - The jellyfish hair clips. Always the jellyfish clips. TL;DR: A man who’d never held a baby becomes DAD OF THE YEAR while fighting his psycho family, falling in love with his kid, and low-key redeeming his soul. Feat. Russian lullabies, baby fencing lessons, and emotional damage.

Five strangers. One divine summoning. Zero clue what's going on. Cael just wanted to survive another normal, totally safe day on Earth—but instead, he wakes up in a glowing church with four equally confused people, each clutching a mystical weapon they didn’t ask for. Now stuck in the dangerously magical world of Overmorrowland, the group is told they must defeat the Demon Lord to return home. Classic isekai stuff, right? Together, this awkward team of accidental heroes must navigate gods with cryptic motives, quests with fine print, and their own spiraling sanity. Armed with divine weapons, questionable attitudes, and no sense of direction, they might just save the world—if they don’t strangle each other first. A parody-packed, chaos-fueled isekai adventure for fans of sarcasm, broken tropes, and divine misunderstandings.

This book features a slice-of-life style with minimal system presence, welcome to enjoy. [Theoretically, this system can target any cognitive being in the universe.] [After selecting a target, the host will randomly acquire the target's skill level and talent.] [When the target is of the same gender, skill experience acquisition speed +50%, skill level cap -50%.] [When the target is of a different species, trigger 404 aura, skill experience acquisition speed +100%, instant death probability +99%.] [After a failed targeting, the punishment mechanism is activated, halving the host's basic stats, entering an absolute weak state, and resetting skill levels.] Traversing into this world, Bai Chuan Ze Ping observes this problematic system, then looks at the top student and beautiful girl of the class... Hmm, perhaps... this classmate could be a fine learning companion. PS: This book is also known as "My Talent Comes from My Girlfriend."

Greed, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, sloth, pride The 'Black Book' records seven sources of sin, which are also seven steps to ascend to godhood Once, I thought there would always be one sin suitable for me But I never expected Every volume of the twelve military letters bears my name!

[Super Exciting + Legendary Fake Eunuch] Lin Yi transmigrated into the palace and became a fake eunuch. Unfortunately, he was discovered by the emperor. To his surprise, the young emperor turned out to be a woman! But that wasn't the end of it. The heavy burden of being the emperor fell on Lin Yi's shoulders... "Do you think I am carrying a boy or a girl?" the emperor asked. "If it's a princess..." Lin Yi trailed off.

The Immortal Emperor, after being betrayed, was reborn as the peasant Luo Yang. He possessed the "Glance" ability, understood medical skills, knew martial arts, and came with a natural flair for showing off. In the long journey of life, everything is inferior; only showing off is supreme. Watch as the little peasant Luo Yang struts his stuff like the wind, ascends with vigor, all with the determination to show off so grandiosely that it tears through the heavens.

Zheng Ming, who had transmigrated to another world, carried with him a set of Hero Cards which, given enough Prestige Points, could summon the heroes from these cards: With the power of these heroes, you could cut down enemies while on horseback, scale walls and rooftops with ease, unleash a Celestial Flying Immortal attack, and even command the might to bewitch the heavens and earth! Of course, riding your sword through the Nine Heavens, vanquishing demons between earth and sky was not just a dream, nor was it impossible to transform into the Ancient Golden Crow, scorching the heavens and boiling the seas...

When 28-year-old software engineer Jake Morrison accidentally electrocutes himself while trying to fix his ancient microwave during a thunderstorm, he expects to wake up in a hospital—not in the silk-draped body of Queen Soo-jin in 15th century Joseon Korea. With no idea how to act like royalty, Jake must navigate court intrigue, marriage politics, and the mortifying reality that he now has to wear a hanbok and speak in formal Korean honorifics. His biggest challenge isn't the scheming nobles or assassination attempts—it's trying to figure out how to use the bathroom in these elaborate royal robes without dying of embarrassment. The situation becomes even more complicated when he realizes that his "husband," the devastatingly handsome but cold King Min-jun, might actually be worth staying in this timeline for. As Jake struggles to maintain his cover while dodging marriage consummation ceremonies and learning to walk in traditional Korean shoes, he discovers that Queen Soo-jin's mysterious death wasn't an accident—and neither was his arrival in her body. With the help of the loyal but suspicious General Kang Dae-ho, who seems to know more about the queen's secrets than he's letting on, Jake must uncover a conspiracy that threatens the entire kingdom. Between accidentally starting a court scandal by asking for pizza, nearly causing a diplomatic incident by trying to introduce democracy, and falling head-over-heels for a king who thinks his wife has gone completely insane, Jake realizes that saving the kingdom might be easier than surviving his own love life. Time is running out, and Jake must choose between finding a way back to his own time or staying to protect the people he's grown to love—assuming he can survive long enough to make that choice.

By 616mcu, HAZZARD_OVERFLOW, Star is a very special person. Never has there been a person to share such excitement, such zaniness, and such lovability. No body could ever compare, except maybe the little gem boy she has come to know as "brother."

After a tragic accident—Arthur's life comes to an abrupt end. But death is not the end. In a mysterious twist of fate, he awakens in another parallel world… in a body that mirrors his own. Same face. Same name. A parallel universe. But this world is completely different from what he knows. What was meant to be a second chance like in any novel stories, turns into a bitter struggle, for the soul that originally occupied the body is still alive—and he's not willing to surrender. "I won’t give up my body to someone else. I’ve suffered every day of my life, clawed my way through agony and despair—and now you expect me to vanish? Like I never existed?" The voice is filled with fury. "I’ll claim the system. I’ll seize this world. If fate dares to be cruel to me, I’ll return the favor—with no mercy." Two souls. One body. A world that rewards power and punishes weakness. As destiny spirals into chaos, the question becomes clear: Who will reign? The soul who lost everything, or the one who refuses to let go? ------ Author’s Note: Hey everyone! This is my second novel, and I’m incredibly excited to share it with you. I want to sincerely thank you all for the amazing support you gave my first story—it meant the world to me. With this new project, I’ve decided to take a different path from regular novels in the market and explore something fresh and unique, both in theme and execution. It’s a story that means a lot to me, and I hope it captures your imagination just as much as the last one did. Thank you again for being part of this journey. Your continued support keeps me writing. Let’s dive into a new world together.