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BUll Sh it: Only time I will remain politically correct fair warning

Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk? And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen! But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you. So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits! And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***. so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101
DEAnotsquishedd · 8.5k Views

To Kill A Tyrant, I became the master of his games!

×××→System Activated→××× Host User 0001: Lin Xi – Identified World Instance: Shen Dynasty | Era Sync: One Thousand Years Pre-Fall Body Integration: 12%... 67%... 100% Identity Override: Shen Mi – Fourth Daughter of Marshal Shen Fuchen Condition: Weak. Mocked. Unwanted. Soul Status: Bound Memory Sync: Complete >Objective: Terminate Jin Yutian Time Limit: 365 Days Failure Consequence: Total Erasure of Your Existence | Annihilation of Your Future Lineage | The Timeline Will Rewrite Itself, Expunging Every Trace of Your Being. You will be erased from memory, history, and every thread of reality. System Warning: You are not special. You are not chosen. You are simply the last ember that refused to die. Your pain is now your power. Every regret—converted. Every betrayal—weaponized. > Rule 001: Hesitate, and you’ll bleed. Rule 002: Trust no one. Especially not yourself. Rule 003: The system is always watching. Rule 004: Each act of vengeance unlocks a new upgrade. Blood is your currency. Rule 005: Kill him, or become him. Rule 006: Never reveal the system! ******* Lin Xi died with the world. Her husband. Her daughter. Her people. All slaughtered by one man: Jin Yutian—the lover she rejected, the tyrant who launched a war that shattered the planet. But the afterlife never came. Instead, she wakes up one thousand years in the past. Inside the body of Shen Mi, the discarded fourth daughter of a feared military marshal. Frail. Mocked. Powerless. Perfect camouflage. Now, armed with forbidden knowledge, a vicious AI system that levels up on human blood, Lin Xi has one mission: infiltrate, manipulate, and destroy Jin Yutian before he rises to infamy! One year to rewrite fate. One year to trade blood for upgrades. Fail, and her soul will be shattered across time—her future bloodline wiped from existence. This isn’t reincarnation. This is war.
Myron_XI · 10.2k Views

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A Second Chance After Death?!!! “Congratulations, Lin Xi, on escaping death by a hare's breath. Welcome to the Frostbond System. The rules are simple: Survive. Conquer. And whatever you do—don’t die." "Every decision you make carries consequences. Every right choice earns you a reward. And every mistake? It costs you more than you can afford." ******* “I’m still alive?” Lin Xi gasped, staring in disbelief at her new surroundings. This was not the bedroom she knew, nor the Marshall room where her life was taken. In her past life, Lin Xi died with the weight of the world on her shoulders. Her loved ones—the husband, the daughter—slaughtered by Jin Yutian, the man she had rejected. His cruelty sparked a war that destroyed everything. But now, she’s been given a second chance. Reborn into the fragile body of Shen Mi, the sickly and powerless fourth daughter of Marshal Shen Fuchen, Lin Xi has only one chance to rewrite history. Her mission? Simple yet impossible: Stop Jin Yutian from causing World War III—before it’s too late. Her task isn’t just to survive. It’s to gain the trust of those in power, infiltrate his inner circle, give him what a taste of bettayal felt like and most of all, bring Jin Yutian to his knees. Shen Mi may be a pawn in this world, but Lin Xi will turn the game on its head. "You have one year. Fail, and you’ll be trapped in this limbo, forced to relive the horror of your past life. Succeed, and you’ll rewrite the future—and save everything you lost." The clock is ticking, and the choices I make will determine whether I survive this twisted game—or becomes another casualty in a war I must prevent. The past is set in stone, but the future? It’s MINE to carve. ---
JessicaE777 · 6.1k Views