Because when you survive Darkseid's maze and come out with jokes — you're the real danger.
Scene 1: Watchtower Hall – Day 23
Elias has set traps. Not deadly ones — worse.
Pranks designed to crack heroic patience.
📌 PRANK 1: Batman's Cape – "Now You See It..."
While Bruce meditated, Elias swapped his iconic cape with a cheap Dracula Halloween costume version — bright red on the inside, with glittery bats on the back.
Batman enters the War Room later.
Flash turns, sees it, dies laughing.
Flash: "Bro... are you going clubbing? Or is that Bat-Disco protocol?"
Elias (from corner):
"You know what they say — 'Dress for the crime you wanna punch.'"
Batman, unamused, throws a batarang.
Elias ducks.
"Wow! Batarang accuracy? 10/10. Fashion sense? Debatable."
📌 PRANK 2: Superman's Shampoo – "Man of Steel, Hair of Mayo"
Elias replaced Clark's Kryptonian-enhancing shampoo with mayonnaise.
The scent. The drip. The shine.
Superman walks into the room with a slightly wet, weirdly glossy curl.
Elias:
"Hey Supes! Head & Shoulders must've dropped a new flavor: Krypton-Kitchen Edition."
Clark stares.
Elias:
"I bet even Lex Luthor is like 'Damn, I didn't think egg yolk would be his downfall.'"
📌 PRANK 3: Aquaman's Tank – "Free Willy… with Glitter"
Elias dumped three buckets of rainbow glitter into Arthur's sacred Atlantean water tank.
Aquaman swims up mid-meeting, glowing like a disco jellyfish.
Elias (mock awe):
"I didn't know the King of Atlantis moonlights as a pride parade float!"
Arthur (growling): "This is sacred!"
Elias (sipping juice):
"It's also fabulous. Tell Poseidon I said 'Yaaas, ocean queen.'"
Scene 2: Hologram Room – Elias Reviews Multiverse Maze Logs
He replays fragments from Darkseid's Trial Maze, where he saw dozens of alternate worlds, all categorized under:
MULTIVERSAL INVASION PATHWAYS: EARTH-616, EARTH-1610, EARTH-199999…
As Avengers scenes play in holographic fragments, Elias bursts out laughing.
Elias:
"Oh my god. They've got a tree who says one sentence, a raccoon with guns, and a billionaire in a tin can calling the shots."
He rewinds to a scene of Hulk smashing.
Elias:
"That guy just picks up gods and throws them like grocery bags. What the hell, Thor?"
He sees the Avengers arguing in a circle.
Elias (mocking):
"So let me get this straight:
Earth's Mightiest Heroes are mostly billionaires, fashion models, and a guy with a frisbee?"
He rewinds to Iron Man talking to Thanos.
Elias:
"Meanwhile here, we've got a guy from Kansas who can sneeze Jupiter out of orbit… and he still struggles to handle me?"
He turns toward the Watchtower cameras.
"Hey League! Just saw your multiverse cousins!
They argue more than you, cry louder, and somehow still get better movies."
Scene 3: Justice League Confront Elias
The prank list finally crosses the line:
He glued Batman's grapple gun holster shut.
Bruce now has to manually climb.
The League gathers.
Superman (fuming): "You think this is a game?"
Elias: "Nope. I think it's comedy gold with a billion-dollar cast."
Wonder Woman: "You humiliate us."
Elias:
"Correction: I humble you.
You're welcome. Call it... character development."
Martian Manhunter: "You saw the multiverse, didn't you?"
Elias: "Yup. And honestly? Out of all the timelines I saw…"
"We're the angriest, most overpowered, emotionally damaged babysitter squad in existence."
Flash: "Bro. Did you prank Batman and then roast Superman with mayonnaise?"
Elias:
"Would you believe me if I said it was for peace?"
Everyone: "NO."
System Internal Update:
[New Trait: "Multiversal Roaster" Unlocked]
• Increases destabilization effect by comparing team to alternate versions
• Humiliation Level: 88%
• Public Credibility of League: -3%
• Crowd Sentiment (Civilians): "He's kind of right though…"
Final Scene: Elias Alone, Grinning at Earth
He leans over the hologram table.
Whispers to himself:
"One dimension worships heroes.
This one? I'll make them remember why they were feared before they were adored."
He looks at the system's countdown.
[Power Suppression Ends In: 7 Days]
He cracks his knuckles.
Elias:
"Let's see who's still laughing... when the punchlines start flying."