I just wanted a quiet life.

A little cottage in the countryside. Maybe an apple orchard. A lazy dog named Bento. That was the dream.

What I got instead?

– A medieval fantasy world
– A collapsing barony
– And a debt the size of a dragon’s ass.

Every time I try to quit, something worse shows up—trade wars, sword-swinging lunatics, princesses with investment portfolios, and demon lords pitching franchise models like it’s Shark Tank.

I wanted a nap.

Instead I’m reverse-engineering the economy, manipulating supply chains, and inventing products that shouldn’t exist in this world.

Magic? Boring.
Swords? Overrated.
But a mana-crystal monopoly? Now that’s real power.

I’m not a hero. I’m not a genius.
I’m just a tired bastard trying to retire without dying broke. Or accidentally founding an empire.

#NoMoreQuests
#FantasyCapitalism
#MerchantIsekai
#PleaseLetMeNap

Chapter 1 - Retirement