It was early in the morning when the two figures appeared on top of the Hokage Monument. One of them was a girl no older than 12. She had short purple hair that was tied up in the back so it looked like it was standing up. She wore a tanned trench coat, a black shirt, a yellow skirt, leg guards, and ninja sandals. Her partner had spiky yellow hair that went down to his shoulder, blue eyes, and whisker marks on his face. He had on a white sleeveless shirt, baggy white pants, and ninja sandals. Around his waist was a blue sash that had a pouch tied onto it near his rear. He had wanted to buy something with orange but Hinata, Anko, and Yoruichi smacked some sense into him. Well, Anko and Yoruichi smacked him and Hinata, after applying some healing salve to his bruises, explained why he shouldn't.
On the ground were several spray cans.
"This is such a good idea," said Anko as she smiled like a maniac. "To bad that Hinata didn't want to join in on the fun."
"Come on Anko-chan," said Naruto as he picked up a can. "You know Hinata-chan doesn't like this kind of stuff." Anko just huffed at that.
"She could have kept guard or something like that," said Anko as she looked away.
"Don't worry about it," said Naruto as he picked up another can and tossed it to her. "We just have to do this quickly or else we'll get chased again. Remember last time we got caught?" Anko shuddered. It was the worst punishment they had ever had. Detention she could handle. Cleaning up the mess was not so bad. Visiting the people she "accidentally" injured was iffy at best. But nothing compared to listen to the Hokage drone on for hours about how irresponsible they were and stuff like that.
"Never again," she said. Naruto nodded at her and then smiled.
"Now let's show these people what art is," he said.
Sadly for them, it took longer than expected. This resulted in…
"Naruto! Anko! Get back here," shouted an angry chunin as he chased the two across town.
"No way!" yelled Naruto without looking back.
"Like hell we will!" yelled Anko.
The villagers who saw this stared only for a moment before they carried on with their daily activities. Things like this were very common since the two "hell spawns" became friends. Now it was like a ritual that would take place at different times. They would cause trouble, get caught and run for it, and then Iruka would catch them. It is amazing what you can get used to over time.
Naruto and Anko were able to outrun their pursuers and hide from them effectively. After hiding behind a cloak that looked like a fence, the two chunin that were tailing them jumped right past. As soon as the coast seemed clear, they came out from under the cloak and began to laugh at them. It was truly funny seeing that they were chunins who were maybe 10 to 15 years older than them and had been outwitted by two 12-year-olds who weren't even genins. Sadly, Iruka appeared behind them and their laughter stopped.
"Naruto. Anko. What are you two doing cutting class?" Naruto turned around to see Iruka whose eye was twitching. They both just chuckled nervously before they were tied up and dragged back to the academy.
"Tomorrow is the graduation exam and you do this? If you have so much free time you should be studying so you don't fail it again!" yelled Iruka at Naruto once they were back in the classroom. The kids laughed at this.
"Yeah, yeah, I was just trying to have a little fun," commented the blond. Iruka then turned to Anko.
"The same applies to you young lady," he said as he pointed to her. "Do you really think that doing things like this is such a good idea before the day of the final exam?"
"Well it seemed like a good idea at the time," said Anko with a weak smile.
"And now?" asked Naruto as he knew what she would say next.
"It was a great idea," she said with a full blown grin. Iruka just smacked his face.
"For that, we are going to have a pop quiz on the Henge. Everyone, to the front of the class." Everyone began to complain, but did as they were told. One by one, each of the students began to transform into Iruka. Of course, all the girls were all over Sasuke when he went up. They said he was cool and amazing and all that stuff and, naturally, he ignored them. When it was Naruto's turn he did his transformation, just not into Iruka. Instead, he turned into a naked girl with pigtails. In surprise and perversion, Iruka fell backwards as a stream of blood gushed out of his nose.