It's now Sunday morning after breakfast, and I'm in my living room, talking with my parents and Precious, who is chewing a huge bone, just going to town.
I say to my folks...
"So my Student Council Vice President, Tsubaki Shinra, a 2nd year student, will be coming over in an hour for a tour of our garden, and to have lunch with us..."
"So I ask, no, beg you... Yes, I meant you bastard Dad, to be on your best behavior in front of her! She is a super serious no nonsense girl!"
My Dad grins, messing with me!
"Is she as hot as that redhead?!"
Pervert fucking Master Roshi asks me that, while I'm absolutely nervous for some reason?!
Is he even listening to anything I say?
Smack~! I just facepalm at this!
Mom steps in...
"Honey, this is the 4th time you are telling us! Your Dad will be on the best behavior, his limited brain can give, but I'm excited to see the traditional beauty that is coming."
Is that an Akeno smile?
Should I call Tsubaki?
Tell her, I have the runs and can't meet her?!
[Precious when the woman named Tsubaki comes, treat her like you do for Mom. If that jackass over there tries to touch her, do the Sick Balls.]
I told her telepathically, and she said...
[Yes Alpha!] Woof!
Mom who is wearing nicer than normal clothing says...
"We will be using chopsticks today, instead of forks, so she will feel more comfortable. The food will be ready at 1 pm sharp, so keep her busy!"
Damn she is just looking at the garden, you're not meeting your Daughter-in-law for fuck sake! (Really, let's see...)
"My family is broken!"
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We all split up till she arrives, and I get dressed...
I put on a dark yellow T-shirt, to match my gold theme, like Issei's red shirt crap.
When in Rome... I also wear black slacks with black high-tops.
Yup I'm rocking a casual pimp!
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Ding Dong~! I then quickly opened the door, and froze!
"Ufufu~!" "Ara~ara?" "Haha~!"
A minute later, I was brought back with laughter from the front and the back?!
In front of me stands Tsubaki Shinra, wearing a pure white mid-thigh summer sleeveless dress!
She is holding her wide brimmed matching hat, in her left-hand, while holding a gift bag in the other.
She changed her glasses frame color to violet, to match her left-eye.
Why am I noticing all this?
Because what I'm seeing is impossible on Earth zero!
Absolute Japanese Perfection!
Woof [Alright, I will protect young mothers from old fathers. I'm on it!] Woof!!
And Precious sits in perfect obedience, showing off... The fuck, who put the pink bow on her neck?
My Mom greets Tsubaki for me.
"I'm so sorry dear, it would seem you stunned my simple Son! Welcome to our home, we are Touji and Kyiomi Tanaka, it is wonderful to finally meet you."
Why are you saying it like all I talk about is her?
Tsubaki is just a schoolmate!
"You're too kind, I'm Tsubaki Shinra, but please Mrs Tanaka, just call me Tsubaki."
What the fuck?!
Where is the stiff ice block?!
This doppelganger is smiling like Little Orphan Annie?!
She isn't ice, but a warm sunny-day?
"Please Tsubaki, just call us Mom and Dad, don't act like we are strangers! Son, you said she was beautiful, but you underplayed just how pretty she is!"
Tsubaki just smiles and blushes, for all the compliments. (Matsuda never mentioned her looks.)
Looks like I did die in the dream and Father stuck me in another alternate Earth!
Yup, that's right... It is a dream.
I will just wake up to the clock and it will be yesterday!
Tsubaki hands over her bag, and says...
"Okay then Mom and Dad, I brought a greeting gift for you, please have it!"
Damn, my Dad is crying happy tears?
And Mom hasn't been this happy since I brought home Precious.
Tsubaki, reading the room, said.
"I'm excited to see the garden, Matsuda, thanks for having me over!"
Please for the love of all that is right, stop acting cute and warm!
Huh? No danger tingle, so she means it!
"Sorry about that Tsubaki... I just caught the sun in my eyes there! Um, Follow me."
I then walked with her to the Koi pond and garden...
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If you're looking at the Koi pond from the air, I had shaped it in an ∞ shape, with a magically shaped wooden bridge over its center.
In the rocky water, many white, orange, and gold Koi swim.
Naturally there are many shaped bushes , cherry-blossom trees, and rock formations in natural patterns that give you the tranquil feeling you would expect.
Trickle~Clack! But the thing I love the most is the bamboo water tapper (shishi-odoshi), you see in old martial arts movies!
Trickle~Clack! Earth and Plant power is awesome for landscaping.
I have recently given Tsubaki a bag of Koi pellets, to feed the fish.
Damn will she fucking stop smiling.
It is too nice to look at!
Tsubaki asked me something odd?
"Hey Matsuda, you don't have to answer this question, but before the first sign-in at school... Have you ever seen or known about me prior to that day?"
Her eyes are squinting while examining my face...
My eyes couldn't help but open wide.
Does Tsubaki know I am a trans-reincarnation?!
My brain froze in terror at the repercussions of what she knows, or I say...
Trickle~Clack! Seeing my face she smiles and says...
"Don't answer that question, your face tells me what I thought.... But I want you to answer my next question truthfully."
She stood closer, and then asked.
"Before you met me in school, what did you think of me?"
Why does she look like she is anticipating my answer?
Okay brain, think!
She doesn't want to know about the Earth zero memories, just what I thought of her character.
I can do that!
It is time for more lemonade!
Trickle~Clack! I open my flood gates and tell her!
"Beautiful, Smart, Strong, Loyal, Cold Outside, and Gentle Inside... But, I hated what your family did to you, with all my heart."
Damn I feel sad now...
"That's all I can tell you, sorry..."
Those Five Principal Clans are mostly trash!
They ruined Akeno's life too!
With a bigger smile than she came here with, she said.
"Thank you for trusting me with this secret."
Fuck, I hope I'm not blushing!
Trickle~Clack! Oh... Let's look at the Koi!
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At 1 o'clock, we find a family of 4 preparing to torment one Matsuda Tanaka...
And Matsuda looks very confused!
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"Mom, I was wondering about something? When you were younger, were you a pop idol? I think I may have seen some of your work when I was a child?"
Tsubaki said with her nonstop smile?!
Mom lights up, and says with surprise!
"You are a keeper! Yes, before I married this lug, that was in fact my career... I hope I wasn't too bad, haha."
I'm surprised and asked.
"Mom why did you never tell me about that?"
That would explain her elegance.
Mom explains to me.
"Sweetie, it was just something for fun! You were my real career! Tsubaki, try to keep him out of trouble, Dear!"
Is my mother trying to get a Daughter-in-law right now, no, no, no!
Tsubaki tells her with anticipation.
"Yes Mother, he is a handful at school that's for sure. But Mat is doing well academically! In fact, I or my friends can't come close to him. He is an education star!"
Did Tsubaki just call me Mat instead of Matsuda?!
Maybe I should just talk to Dad?
Fuck he is staring at Tsubaki's tits!