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[If you don't get up, I will chop you dead! Now get up you lazy piece o-]
Uh? Smack~! After slapping the alarm, I notice I'm in my bed face down under my sheets. Wait, are those bat wings I feel from my back, sticking out from under the sheets? I am still reeling from my dream.
"Um, Damn I'm still sleepy!"
Oh, shit?! I feel a sleeping figure in the bed with me. Is Rias naked next to me, like she did in the anime? Damn girl, I will teach you not to crawl into my bed naked damn it! I will just make it look innocent, reach over and pull her in, then direct skin contact!
Why am I acting like a childish ass hat? Because, I got a second chance in this amazing world, and I'm not messing up this time, hopefully! I slowly retract my super cool bat wings into my back and prepare to pounce on my helpless prey. I'm so excited! So I reach out and pull this gorgeous woman into my arms, like a smooth operator!
Then I see a pair of very happy brown eyes, looking into mine and notice Rias didn't shave? Woof~!
[Morning Alpha, I love you!] Lick! Followed by the damn Precious face cleaning, damn I woke up with a dog and not Rias. I'm sad! I'm not a Rias worshiper okay, I just find her a bit cute, in an airhead way. Plus, even if you didn't like her in the show, she is still hot as hell, loyal, and wealthy!
Easily moving this big ass dog off me, I ask her, "Precious, why are you in my bed? Also, who brought me home?"
I asked while sitting up rubbing my forehead to clean out the cobwebs.
Woof~ [Alpha, two women carried you in, and dressed you. One had red hair and the other had black hair. They looked over your body, and they made sure everything was okay with Alpha. They even made sure to take a look at Master Kala's play-toy, so Alpha won't need to worry! Then they vanished in the red light. Then I protected Alpha. I'm a good girl, right?] Woof~!
Mofu Mofu! I just pet her ears as a reward.
"Wow, my little brother is making friends without me!"
[Matsuda, you're late for school, hurry!] My Mom yelled up at me... It is nice to hear her nagging voice again.
"I love this world!"
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After letting my dog do her thing and placating my parents, I got ready fast. The first thing I did while I was in the shower was call my Kalawarna.
[Hello love. I think you missed me to call so early in your time?]
"I just wanted to hear your sexy voice and know you're good. I love you so much it hurts, and I promise to always be careful going forward. I need to live, so I can make you happy..."
[I can tell something happened, are you safe? If you need me, I will descend to Earth now, just say the word!] I hear the slight desperation in her voice...
"Your Husband was just a bit cocky and provoked a Fallen Angel, but I'm alive and healthy now... But I was saved by Rias Gremory. I'm now a Devil, my plans just happened out of order. Sorry for being reckless, sigh."
[If she mistreats you in any way, I will come and end her! I'm upset just a little that you were in harm's way, but you're alright now and I'm happy you called me. Please just don't ever drop your guard, even when you fight weak opponents. If you die, I will lose my sun in the sky. So don't go vanishing on me, plus you have another reason to live!]
Why does she sound happy now?
[Your unborn baby needs its Father! Well you did really work hard there, haha...]
I instantly start to cry happy tears!
"I... I'm glad I didn't die... Sniff, I wouldn't have met my child. I love you, and thanks for this gift!" Damn, I'm acting like a pussy right now, but I'm happy.
[Good as long as you know not to go around and think passing on is your only option... I know you have some pain in your heart, and I will use all my power to reduce it. I love you, and I gotta go... Gabriel and Michael have been forced to stop this gathering for the call... fufu!]
"Back to work for you then! I have school. Love and Peace-out!" The circle magic ended. I smile at this development. "I'm a Dad again! This time I will remember his or her name!"
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On my way to school, I did a lot of thinking about random things like... I now have full control of my new Devil body, due to both the Dream and my Sacred Gear's comprehension. So no accidents like premature wing ejaculations... Like when Rias sleeps, or when a group of Devils let their wings out together!
Also my sun-strengthening negates my sun-weakness! Nice, so I just always operate in full power mode. If I could manifest more than 1 pair of wings (only the 4 main bloodlines can do it), I would be a four wing (two pairs) in terms of base power. So I think I'm at Middle-Class-mid strength! Not bad, since I now have the raw power to clean Raynare's stupid clock!
Damn, it's not like I can really blame her... I was the one that walked into the lion's den, and she is the enemy. "It is natural for her to kill me... Sigh." Enjoy your first round win, you won't have another. If you don't take the chance to run, I might have to end you. I don't want to kill if I can help it... but I won't die and leave my family alone either!
Then I saw two clowns bickering and walked up to my two friends.
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I asked the pair, "Why are the both of you going at it, early in the damn morning?"
Issei said desperately, "Motohama here, doesn't remember your girlfriend Yūma, and the fact you both went to have sex last night! Tell him he is crazy, Matsuda!"
Motohama said to his mentally ill friend in annoyance, "I told you, This guy only got it on with Karen, and I think you hit your head and had a bad dream, bro!"
I play dumb, "Who is Yūma? And what, sex last night? Issei, I think you're getting a titty-deprived-brain, bro. Let's go get you laid. I have some money put away and we can get you a hostess or something!" Sorry Issei, but Sona is going to have to teach you this. I'm not supposed to know all this, and it would break poor Motohama to think he lost his mind, and I know Issei can take it.
Poor Issei, just walked up to Sona and her group like his girlfriend left him for another woman, and an ugly one too!
"Hiya Pres and VP, I'm super glad to see you both! And Saji, please stop glaring at me for talking to your boss, down boy!" Welcome back, my punchable face!
"Why you little shit, come here and say that again!" Naturally I'm taller than all these guys but, my Wife in high-heels looks down at me. Thinking of her makes my lower-back hurt!
"Saji, that isn't how you act at school, are we clear!"
Sona is so strict with her Peerage, that's why Drunk Me said hell no... I'm not going to get spanked by Sona magic, she is cruel!
"That's right Snot-G! You need special permission to be an asshole like me, right VP?"
Why is she not mad? Maybe it is because she never had to go to the pool last week? But why the fuck is she blushing now?
So I take my shot, "Um, VP... I think your dignity dropped in 9 moves again..." What no change, no teeth grinding? Fuck, it is like punching cotton! I just look defeated, turned... and walk away with slumped shoulders. I hear all the damn girls in Sona's Peerage giggling at my sad form. Can I cry now!
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After the sad looking Matsuda Zombie walked into the school, Issei says to Sona quietly...
"Hey Pres, I think something bad happened to him. Remember that girl I told you about, Yūma? Well he doesn't have any memory of her today, after his date yesterday... And neither does my other friend. Am I going nuts?"
Issei scratched his head in confusion!
Sona said, "I will find out more details, later. I will have Momo tell you about the magic used on your friends." She squinted at Matsuda's vanishing back, then thought about talking to her friend later. Yup, Sona is a fucking genius, and already knows what probably happened to Mat and Rias. (Sona knew about the Fallen in Kuoh also.)
How could I know finding a Devil, even a newborn one, was like breathing for her?
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I finally got to my desk-bed and lay down for a peaceful rest... But all good things must end.
Golden Nuts asks me...
"Hello Tanaka. Could I ask you to come with me after school, to meet my Club President?"
Damn, I knew this could happen, but my evil side is coming out! Because my new co-worker had to draw the whole fucking class's attention with his boys-love sounding words, so! I wave him off and say...
"Sorry I'm not gay, I like girls! But my buddy Issei can totally help you out."
And 3... 2... 1... 0.
"I am not homo, Matsuda, take that back!"
Issei just demonstrated supernatural hearing, but all the class just took one step away from Issei! I'm a Trap-Master. Cough~! And an eye twitch from Kiba...
"No, I'm sorry. Rias Gremory wants you to come."
He smiles while waiting for my answer, not noticing his power over ice magic was at level 100... freezing the whole class!
In the class's thoughts, they heard him say... "Rias Gremory wants you!"
I just smile and agree!
"Sure!" Hello lots of new rumors. Thud! I think Issei fainted! "Man down... Medic!"
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Later that day...
Much like in the show, I just follow Kiba into the old schoolhouse. And damn it is so much bigger than in the show!
Entering the Occult Research Club main club-room... I start getting excited nerd feelings, and also a feeling of comfort in my bones, like it was designed to make Devils feel comfy. Lots of magic can be felt from this building and room...
Oh! The Gremory summon circle... I then ignored the middle school looking Youkai Devil girl eating sugar, and stared at the circle like it was the centerfold of Playboy... Is Koneko looking disappointed for some reason?
There are 2 important reasons why I'm not talking to Koneko. Firstly, she is a Tsundere... and I hate that type of girl. The second and main reason I can't look at her... The earlier-me and the me from the anime was a true Lolicon! Koneko is giving me very obsessive urges that I will resist! No Loli on my Pole! The urge is like being an Alcoholics Anonymous member, invited to a free Vegas bar... Pure fucking torture!
I'm broken out of my criminal thoughts, by the sound of two iconic fuck-muffins, coming out after toweling off Rias, probably to get me lustful for shocking news. Damn Devil women!
Kala gave me the restraint to resist all this beautiful evil!
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"Oh!" My pair of Devil wings shoot out, and I smirk, like a Devil! Then the big Friends, Joey finisher...
"I'm Matsuda Tanaka, the future greatest Devil of the Great House of Gremory... How, you do!" Then a flash of smartphone light decorated them all with more shock! Then I hide the phone before they come to their senses! Now I have the superhero hands at the side pose.
"How!?"
Rias is so shocked, like she got caught in Heaven stealing Gabriel's panties!
I will explain how my phone works...
"Oh, I just flip the screen, and use the photo app, then point and click!"
Akeno just broke her stupor and laughed. And what... even Kiba is laughing at Rias? Okay, maybe Kiba and I can get along after all. And I'm not making any eye contact with a sexy white kitty!
Rias furrows her brows and clarifies.
"No, how do you know so much about Devils, my Gremory House, and who we are? If I didn't turn you into a servant myself, I would think you were an imposter spy!"
She is a bit shaken... I overdid it again!
I give Rias a 90-degree bow and say...
"Rias Gremory my new King, Master, and hopefully friend... I, Matsuda Tanaka, the holder of this world's strongest Sacred Gear, the [True Longinus: Eyes of Creation], ranked zero above the shitty spear, will be eternally grateful for giving me my life back!"
"This gift you gave me will let me help many, and take care of my loved ones! I will become the strongest Devil in the Underworld very soon, and will fix all troubles in yours and your Peerage's hearts."
"None of my friends or family will need to fear in the future. Any adversities in your path, I will remove it willingly. I'm a pain in the ass, and you will get mad at me for a lot of my behaviors, but in the end you will never regret this day! Thank you!"
I then stand back up, and see very calm, and surprised faces...
"Damn, I overdid it again!"
"Out loud again."
Rias recovered fast, well even dumb girls can be clever, right? Right? Well, she is hot, so she gets a hot-pass!
"Let's start with what you do know and how?"
Rias asks a fair point... Okay, Rias is my manager. I retract my wings, and let out my Sacred Gear, then sit next to Kiba... And I'm not looking at white kitty, then say...
"First, this is my Sacred Gear, and it has the power of God, specifically God's [Power of Creation]. Don't forget that I'm the Great Me, and I'm a fucking genius. Even Sona is far behind me haha, right Kiba?"
Smack~! Nice, he facepalmed! I continued.