CHAPTER 16: CLAWS OF DOOM
The first meow shattered three minor dimensions.
Finn clutched his head as shards of broken reality embedded themselves in the walls of the celestial pizzeria. The cosmic cat's eye—now the size of a collapsing star—blinked lazily at them from the void.
"Okay," Zara said, cracking her knuckles. "New new plan. We kill it with carbs."
PREPARING THE ULTIMATE PIZZAPizza-Finn slapped a dough made of nebula flour onto the counter. "We need impossibleingredients:"
Sauce of Supernovas (Harvested from a dying star's last breath)
Cheese of Forgotten Memories (Stolen from the Council's backup servers)
Pepperoni of Infinite Slices (Only obtainable by out-pizzering the Pizza God)
"On it," Kael said, vanishing in a puff of garlic-scented smoke.
Meanwhile, the Nyanpocalypse advanced:
First Claw Swipe: Erased the concept of Tuesdays from seven realities
Second Purr: Turned Jupiter into a ball of yarn
Third Blink: Vroomba started growing fur
THE DELIVERY MISSIONFinn revved up Vroomba 2.0—now upgraded with:
Warp Drive Sausage Links
Anti-Catnip Shields
A Jukebox playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" on loop (psychological warfare)
Zara strapped herself in, clutching a quantum garlic bread grenade. "Remember—aim for the whiskers. That's its off-switch."
They launched into the cosmic storm, dodging paw strikes that left fractal scars across spacetime.
THE FINAL CONFRONTATIONThe cosmic cat loomed before them, its fur rippling with entire galaxies. Up close, Finn could see the truth—it wasn't evil. Just hungry.
"Hey, kitty," Finn whispered, holding up the Ultimate Pizza.
The cat's nose twitched.
Then—
SLAM.
A paw the size of a universe flattened them.
Final Line of Ch.16:
As the stomach walls closed in, Finn sighed and pulled out his last weapon: A laser pointer.