My penis increased by one due to the result of Penis Regeneration.
Furthermore my senses became disconnected from the old penis due to the
appearance of the new penis. But it came to light that the old penis was still
containing the effect of Automatic Perfect Fit Penis Transformation. There a
certain hypothesis flashed into my mind.
The detached old penis was containing the automatic transformation skill,
then perhaps it was also still containing all of my other nasty skills.
That meant, wouldn't I be able to produce multiple penis swords?
Like that I tested various things while getting assaulted by Alicia who
frequently recovered in the middle but… the result was really half-assed. I
didn't know whether to call this just as expected or unexpected.
First the Penis Form Change. This skill was practically unusable through
the old penis that had been disconnected from my senses. The old penis
could at least change form, but that wasn't the case with its mass. The end
result was also subtly different from my imagination. The quality was
simply lower.
On the other hand, the attribute change managed to display a relatively
proper effect.
Even after it was completely detached from me, the old penis could
properly transform to rock, wood, or various metals.
But it couldn't transform into adamantite which was the essential material.
And so I concluded that it seemed the old penis that had been completely
separated from me could only use the inferior version of my skills.
Automatic Perfect Fit Penis Transformation could still work normally might
be because it was a skill without level.
I was thinking that perhaps the problem with Alicia's weapon could be
resolved if more than one penis sword could be created but… things
couldn't be that convenient.
…But well, to ask the Sacred Knight Alicia fighting by holding and
swinging around my penis was completely out ethically. Perhaps I should
rejoice here that such option was out of the question.
Like that, the skill inspection's result was slightly outside my expectation
but… here there was one more experiment result that was testing my moral
value.
The old penis couldn't transform into adamantite due to the degradation of
my skills, but it could change into various other metals──like gold or silver
without any problem.
After learning that, a question naturally crossed my mind.
(…Is it possible, to sell this…? With that the fund for procuring Alicia's
holy sword, and also fund for running away in the worst case…)
When my thought reached that point, I shook my head "No no no no!".
Selling my own thing would be a really stupid thing to do, and there was a
high chance that the metal would be processed by the buyer. If that
happened who knew what kind of feedback would come back to me.
Besides it was still completely unknown how long this form change would
continue to last.
Selling it was simply not possible to do.
There I noticed another thing that I had to consider no matter what.
"My thing increase by one using Penis Regeneration but… how long the
old one will continue to exist like this when it has been completely
disconnected from me…?"
I looked toward the old penis that was placed on the bed.
I didn't know what kind of principle it had but, this old penis being able to
enter combat mode meant that it also had blood flowing inside. In other
words its metabolism process was working.
In that case it shouldn't decay right away. I didn't know at all when it would
vanish. In the first place it might never vanish as long as I was alive.
Even when I tried ordering "Vanish" with my mind, nothing happened.
The old penis kept pulsing energetically there without any change.
"If it'll never vanish, then I'll have to think about what to do with the extra
penis… it's quite troublesome."
If on the contrary it would vanish one day, then I'd be able to increase my
penis without worry, and I also would be able to completely erase the crazy
thought of selling my own penis from my mind.
There I created another two penises with Penis Regeneration in order to
inspect whether they would vanish as time passed. With this there was one
TRUE penis that was growing directly from my crotch and three old
penises existing in this room.
And then I turned the three penises into the gold one, the silver one, and the
plain one (a penis that had no attribute change applied to it) before storing
them into my luggage.
I would observe them for a long period to learn, how long the extra penises
would last, and would there be any difference between them based on the
material.
(Let's wait until I confirm the condition for the penis to vanish before
checking how many penis I can create. It'll be a disaster if I make a lot of
them and yet none of them will vanish…)
By the way.
I tried changing the penis that was sticking on my crotch into adamantite
sword before detaching it, and then regenerating my penis, but the moment
a new penis grew, the adamantite sword automatically returned into a
normal penis. At the very least it was impossible at the present time to
create multiple penis sword.
.
Now then, several days had passed since I began the experiment of how
long the detached penises would last while feeling worried that my mind
might be getting poisoned by my own Gift bit by bit.
The three penises showed no sign of vanishing at all even though a
considerable time had passed. I felt astonished and exasperated while
entering the city's guild building.
I came here in order to receive all the rewards that I had accumulated for
crushing around dungeons.
I showed myself at the guild's reception desk and talked to the receptionist
lady who I had gotten to know well.
"Eriol-san, and Allie-san. Welcome. I've heard of how the two of you
worked like one man army in taking care of the dungeon outbreak."
The lady called us using our registered adventurer names with a friendly
smile.
"You two are here to collect the reward for destroying dungeons aren't
you? Please wait for a bit. The amount of your rewards are considerable
after all, so…"
The receptionist lady left her chair and a little bit of time passed.
"Ah, you two, long time no see. I heard it, you two played an important
part in the front line against the dungeon outbreak didn't you?"
Someone called out at us from the guild's second floor.
It was Sonya.
She was the guild master's only daughter. She greeted the other adventurers
cheerfully while running toward our location.
This was my first time meeting her since the small incident where she
ended up touching my thing directly, but it seemed that Sonya herself
managed to deal with that incident well.
She was still talking to me cheerfully the same like before.
"Even papa──the guild master mentioned that he want to thank you two
once more. It looks like we'll be able to resolve the dungeon outbreak in the
early stage thanks to you two… That's why, though this might be a bit
abrupt, how about we all go eat lunch together tomorrow? The two of you
still haven't stayed in this city for long, so I'll introduce you two to great
restaurants as well as showing you two around the city."
"Eh, is that alright?"
"Of course. The two of you are my saviors, and also the saviors of this
whole area. Just showing you two around the city isn't a big deal at all… or
rather, I should have done that already for you two before this."
Sonya nodded with a bright smile.
I was very thankful for her offer.
There was also how the dungeon outbreak had calmed down greatly these
several days. We planned to also rest our overworked mind and body for a
while after collecting our reward today. So strolling around the city would
work just great for our relaxation.
…Perhaps Sonya called out to us at this timing because she had heard about
that beforehand from the guild master.
"Thank you, that's a great help. Then let's meet up tomorrow at noon."
"It's decided! Then tomorrow noon… no, the restaurants will be crowded at
that time, so I'll pick up the two of you in the morning at the inn where the
two of you are staying."
Like that Alicia and I exchanged a promise with Sonya to stroll around the
city before parting but… I wonder if you remember.
The "obscene business discussion that would occur later on" that was
mentioned after Sonya touched my crotch.
This promise to tour the city with Sonya that was exchanged this day had
half-decided the checkered fate that my crotch would arrive at.