To Kimchi lovers,
u act as a complete contrast to i. i act as a complete companion to u. IU and King Kunta are Kimchi and Burger icons. See cones, no ice. Fired up about My Mister because it features IU and she delivers, does that just like kung fu kenny does on Damn.
Damn it but I'm kinda blown away by persona even though it's 'technically not a TV series.' Same with black panther even though it's 'not technically an album.' It's a soundtrack just like persona is an anthology and kung fu kenny contributes vocals to every track just like IU features in all four episodes. I love that persona that you call soundtrack kenny and you love that soundtrack that I call persona OST so why must we continue hating each other? Why can't black and white make grey, that danger mouse grey. Why can't we blow up, blow up from our monochrome disagreement to a full-blown agreement-fest? Why can't we?
We can and will be grey…if you race east. The West — and I'm sure you know — has become racist so defect to the East. Mr West has become racist so race east. That is my condition from me to you. Me to you. i to u. IU is the queen of K-pop. Pop up at one of her shows in Kimchi and I'll go grey with you.
PS: I know you are the atomic blonde type but please behave like the villainess. They love the Villainess here in Kimchi. Atomic blonde…not so much. And if you— and I don't recommend this— cannot impersonate the villainess, then kill Bok-Soon and become her. Her action-comedy personality comes second best to the serious and brutal one of the villainess but it is still popular enough in Kimchi to get you napa cabbage respect at the very least.
Least and last, do not lose all hope or do something truly regrettable and final if your gun-fu disguise cannot get you some napa cabbage respect in Kimchi. Indeed, persevere. Make the best out of it. Turn that scorn to respect. Take the lemon life will have given you, and make lemonade. The Queen of Pop did it. So did the Queen of K-Pop. Took the tangerines life gave her, and made a series out of it. It is her magnum opus. So is Lemonade for the Queen of Pop. Your Kimchi experience could be your magnum opus too.
I hope it will be your magnum opus,
Burger Lover