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All Of Creation: Omnipotent System

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What happens when a random guy gets an Omnipotent System and is told he will soon be the ruler of everything? (more or less) read and find out! (What have I created?)
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Chapter 1 - All Powerful Awakening

[MC POV]

This may be random but I think I just died? Why do I think this, well you see I am currently sitting in an infinite black void with no sound, my senses are null but for some reason I still have my body but it is pseudo-physical.

As a strange bright light approaches me I feel my body and soul evaporate, I try to scream but I cant as it quite literally feels like everything has been ripped from me, is this what going to hell feels like? Well I dont really care because im not religious but still.

"Aaahh!!" What? What just happened to the white void and what is this place, some type of apartment? What is happening? As I thought this thousands of memories would stream inside my head of who I am living as and what this world is.

This world is in a modern era full of Metahuman Powers and Magic, this world has the majority of them get trained in schools and then join their Metahuman Military or another hero team that they decide to join or have created.

There are also villains who use their powers for evil in this world as well and like to cause as much chaos and destruction simply for the fun of it; finally the boy's body that im in is named Liam Owens, he was a boy orphaned at a young age due to losing his parents at the age of 2 from a terrorist attack leaving him traumatized, even though he was really young he still remembered.

Liam finally moved out of the orphanage at 15 of his own will and despite being very young managed to get the funds to buy an apartment, Liam had also had cancer but got enough treatment to tone it down, and since I am Liam now with all these memories that can only mean one thing.

At 17 years old which is how old the current body is now, it got too much for Liam even with treatment and he died at home alone, and now im taking his place. I am aware some Isekai protagonists take the places of people when they were alive as well but it doesnt feel like that, I think Liam Owens really is dead, and no one ever knew about it.

It really is sad but I wont cry over a guy I didn't know, anyway shouldnt a fellow reincarnate get a power or system or something? Am I just some guy with cancer now or is it some Deadpool type shit, I really dont know.

[Omnipotent System Activating]

Omnipotent system? What the hell is that, am I really that obsessed with Isekai tropes that I started hallucinating or what?

[Hello master, welcome to the Omnipotent System, here you will find all sorts of powers, magic, skills, and more, I await your approval]

Oh no. OH NO!!!! I wasnt that serious dont tell me im in some type of female system thingie where they glaze their hosts oh uh… Wait a moment "Hey system are you male or female?"

[I commonly identify as male, but if you dislike this I can turn into a female; and do not worry master I hold no romantic or lustful desires to you]

"Thank god, so anyway did you choose me as your host then?" 

[My masters are known as 'The Administrators' They govern everything in and out of existence and far FAR more, in your terms of 'scaling' they would be considered boundless, for some reason which I am unaware of they created me to find and imbue the power of the {True Omnipotent} upon someone and serve them]

"Wait so I was chosen for this mantle then? How does that work?" 

[The host does not gain Omnipotence instantly, instead they gather however many skills they want use them however they please, however in some cases there are hardships that must be taken]

"So what abilities can I choose from?"

[Any in existence, they can be fictional, random, nonexistent, and more] 

"So you mean if I ask for the all powers of The One Above All from Marvel, the Unwritten Leviathan from DC, Rimuru Tempest from Tensura, and Najimi Ajimu from Medaka Box I would have them instantly and at full capacity?"

[Yes, and you can even enhance them from beyond the capacity the original users had] 

"Thats too broken, what im hearing is that I can gain the power of any and every fictional character at all? Your telling me I can also gain the powers of Dr. Manhattan from DC and Watchmen, Perpetua from DC, Featherine Augustus Aurora, and–"

[Every fictional character, like I said it dosent matter how powerful, how much narrative, how many resistances you can obtain that power for yourself and make it far beyond something even they could comprehend]

"But The One Above All is Omnipotent? Your telling me I can enhance their power which is infinite and connected to the writers itself?"

[The One Above All's 'Omnipotence' does not compare to the power you gain with your 'True' Omnipotence which will, again, go beyond anything you or anyone, or anything could even begin to currently conceive]

I am speechless, I have just been told I could get any power existing, not existing, or even something from any fictional world, Im also told I could mop the floor with any fictional character as well which includes: TOAA, The Presence, Lucifer Morningstar, Dr. Manhattan, Rimuru Tempest, Anos Voidigoad, Akuto Sai, Featherine Augustus Aurora, Najimi Ajimu, Scarlett King, Infinity Ending Thanos, and anyone else I could imagine.

When I thought of 'overpowered' I didnt mean like this what will I even become?

[Host can also travel to any fictional, existing, or nonexistent universe, multiverse, omniverse, etc]

"You could have just said I can go to any fictional world and more"

[Very well I will make my sentences and statements more understandable from now on master]

"Okay so now what?" 

[That is up to you now master, with all the powers you choose the fabric of existence; anything and everything extending even beyond that will be yours to command]

"Please tell me im dreaming" 

[You could make this all a dream if you decide to selectthe ability but it wouldnt change the fact that this happened]

"But arnet I omnipotent, cant I just take away the power?"

[You could, but would you really wanna risk the chance of some random perverted creep getting this power?]

"Thats… A good point, I think I will just sleep now and well discuss this tomorrow" I then go and lay down on my bed, I think because of the stress, im almost completely asleep.

[Would you like me to manually select the abilities I believe would be suited for you?] 

"Sure" I say this but Im not really paying attention to what he said so with that I drift off to sleep

{The Next Day}

"WHAT THE FU–"

[Showcasing selected abilities for master; please stand by]: 

________

[Primordial Chaos Psychology]: User becomes one with the Primordial

Chaos making one unbound by the laws of any plane of existence and allows one to gain powers beyond anything in or out of existence as well as to control the absolute beginning and end of all of existence.

[Primordial Chaos Manipulation]: The user can manipulate and harness the primal chaotic force that transcends conventional reality, space, time and other concepts, Those who command Primordial Chaos can cause existence to become undefined, and even the strongest forces of order collapse into formless nothingness and null void.

This power is neither limited to destruction nor confined to creation, it is both and neither, a force that embodies paradox itself. It does not simply manipulate probability or disrupt structure; it transcends all distinctions, allowing the user to exist beyond logic, beyond reason, and beyond comprehension. It is not merely chaos, it is the primordial essence of all existence, the force that came before the Omniverse and beyond and shall remain long after its end.

At its absolute pinnacle, The Primordial Chaos is absolute freedom from all constraints, the power to unmake and remake existence without restriction. It is the ultimate force of transformation, in the presence of a being who wields the boundless chaos from which all things originate. With a mere thought, the user can alter the very nature of existence itself, or weave endless contradictions into a new form of understanding. To them, structure and disorder are but illusions, and in their grasp lies the ability to shape all things into whatever they desire, or to erase them entirely, leaving only the formless void of true, eternal, unparalelled, and boundless chaos.

[Primal Void Manipulation]: Allows one full control over the Endless Void of which all of Creation as well as Destruction both were sprung into being, it also allows you to manipulate the concept of nothingness, nihility, null, etc. It also allows the user to nullify, create, destroy, transmute, as well as erase anything from nothing; this power can even nullify, create, destroy, transmute, and erase concepts, reality, space, and time.

[Reality Manipulation]: Can manipulate, shape, erase/destroy, and create reality, and can alter the fabric of dimensions, universes, etc, this ability is one of the most powerful ones and it can be used on a [Nigh-Omnipotent] scale, one also has access to [Absolute Will] and [Subjective Reality].

[Conceptual Domination]: Allows one complete dominion over all existing and non-existing concepts giving one power to both overrule, create, and destroy all reality, non-reality, fiction, non-fiction etc on an indefinite scale with one being able to overwrite and fully change concepts to the very existence of memory to even knowledge of said concepts and manipulate them.

[Meta Destiny/Fate Manipulation]: One can manipulate both the fate and destiny of anyone and anything, they can rewrite the structure of reality on a whim and can control all probability and manipulate infinite outcomes, one can also manipulate the course of infinite realities and will things into existence; Users of this ability also wield [Reality Manipulation], [Absolute Will], and [Subjective Reality] by technicality.

[Absolute Space-Time Manipulation]: One may manipulate the Space-Time Continuum and both Space and Time in general. One may use this ability to fuse the traits and capabilities of both abilities to their fullest and can even enhance them; This ability can be used to influence history and on some scales even reality, and are capable of creating paradoxes capable of tearing apart reality due to its influence on the Timeline(s) and due to the paradoxes could become effectively immortal due to chronology and the Time-Travel Complex, etc.

[Spatial Manipulation]: Can manipulate, shape, warp, and create space and its lower factors such as Gravity and Vectors, can manipulate distance infinitely, can warp space around themselves to effectively [Teleport], can create higher Spatial Realms such as pocket dimensions, and at its peak Universes, and potentially Multiverses.

[Time Manipulation]: Can manipulate, shape, warp, and create the aspect of time, they can accelerate, decelerate, halt, and reverse time to no limit, one can achieve short or long ranged [Time Travel], affect the [Space-Time Continuum], can create paradoxes that can create alternate and pocket realities/universes, and can sometimes affect entire Multiverses, if not more.

[Absolute Dimensional Traversal]: One wields the ability to traverse any Dimension, Universe, Multiverse, etc even extending to things like others personal Pocket Dimensions or realms; in other words one can effectively travel anywhere in existence.

[Omnifarious]: As one lacks a true form, one can assume any form one desires, weather that form is a real being, someone made up in ones head, weather one takes the form of a fictional character or any object, one can completely assume all traits and abilities of that person and/or thing and can transmute parts of oneself into infinite(s) of everything, if one desires one could take on the form of a planet, an entire Dimension, a Universe, Multiverse, Hyperverse, Metaverse, Macroverse, Omniverse, Outervese, etc.

[Meta Matter Manipulation]: Can manipulate, shape, and create the fabric of nearly all Universes to transmute items, and create them out of thin [Air] (Table Element wise) and can even achieve lower states of this power such as [Telekinesis], [Psychokinesis], and even shape other forces such as Gravity in some cases.

[Magical Lordship (Arcanepotence)]: One is completely omnipotent over magic and everything associated with the supernatural, they can grant, imitate, absorb, and manipulate any type of mystical force one can imagine, one can also utilize Alchemy, create spells or a new magic type altogether and overall one has effectively infinite abilities.

[Supreme Magical Energy Manipulation]: One can manipulate the energy utilized to access Magic, every wielder of Magic has this ability on some scale; This ability allows you to not only access magic, but to also manipulate the energy within it to cast and/or alter existing spells or create your own if you have the right amount of power and/or intelligence.

[Absolute Magic Manipulation]: Can manipulate, shape, and create the fundamental laws that manipulate reality in a supernatural sense [Magic] and can warp it to any extent, though this ability commonly needs [Arcane Knowledge] to utilize, it can be done anyway.

[Enhanced Mana Manipulation]: One can manipulate the energy used to cast spells and the energy that serves as a wavelength to limit or increase ones magical capacity; Overall this is the ability to manipulate the energy used to influence how magic is used rather than the direct Magical Energy itself.

[Infinite Mana Capacity]: One has infinite mana and capacity for infinite magical evolution and infinite Magical Energy, due to wielding this ability, ones Magic can be used to go over the believed maximum output and can be used on a virtually limitless scale.

[Absolute Magic Creation]: Can create any type of spell one desires, even an entire new type of magic as long as one has enough information and power to see it through to the end, though the utilize this one must expend and reforge much of their Mana Capacity. (Unless one has infinite Mana and Magical Energy)

[Absolute Erasure]: One wields the ability to erase absolutely anything and/or everything imaginable, weather that is a being, a Universe, Multiverse, Hyperverse, Metaverse, Macroverse, Omniverse, Outervese, etc. One can erase whole concepts, the foundations, laws, and building block of all of reality and existence itself and can casually erase an infinite amount of 11 Dimensional Realities, as well as all of creation with but a thought.

[Element Manipulation]: One can manipulate the 7 Elements of Nature (those being Fire, Earth, Ice, Water, Lightning, Wind, and Nature itself) and can generate them at will, since each element embodies a piece of nature, and also belongs to a magical property, one can also have complete domination over all Elemental Types of Magic, and can at full power (of this ability specifically) manipulate matter to some degree, as most if not all matter is made up of such elements.

[Omni-King Aura]: One can exert physical, spiritual, mental, and magical pressure over others and can physically manifest this power among oneself, though this aura is either harder or easier to control depending on how powerful it is, so for beings such as Gods and Primordial Angels, (or anyone stronger than that) minimum output is greatly advised.

[Absolute Superpower Manipulation]: Can manipulate, create, fuse, and somewhat replicate any power one desires, weather it contradicts the rules of ones universe, multiverse, etc, or even have higher dimensionality/cosmology one can manipulate said abilities, one can also imitate them on some scales. (Including Manipulation Of Magical Abilities)

[Absolute Power Imitation]: Can imitate/replicate any power one desires, weather it contradicts the rules of ones universe, multiverse, etc, or even have higher dimensionality/cosmology one can gain said abilities and adapt on them infinitely, one can also manipulate them on some scales. (Incling Imitation Of Magical Abilities)

[Absolute Power Absorption]: Can absorb and in turn essentially replicate any power one desires, weather it contradicts the rules of ones universe, multiverse, etc, or even have higher dimensionality/cosmology one can steal said abilities, one can also negate them on some scales. (Including Absorption Of Magical Abilities)

[Absolute Power Negation]: Can negate and effectively/in turn replicate and absorb any power one desires, weather it contradicts the rules of ones universe, multiverse, etc, or even have higher dimensionality/cosmology one can steal said abilities, one can also manipulate them on some scales. (Including Negation Of Magical Abilities)

[Absolute Power Creation]: Can create any power one desires, weather it contradicts the rules of ones universe, multiverse, etc, or even on an omnipotent scale, one can create said abilities and adapt on them infinitely, one can also negate and manipulate them on some scales. (Including Creation Of Magical Abilities)

[Enhanced Combat Proficiency]: One is amazingly capable in combat and can easily master any type of marksmanship/weaponry and martial arts or fighting styles and can evolve on them indefinitely.

[Causality Manipulation]: One possess absolute and unlimited power over cause and effect in all forms of reason or unreason, one can induce absolutely any effect without any logical cause or set a rational cause leading to the effect desired, the entire causal interaction and rules is completely defined by the user and there is nothing that can oppose them, users have no narrative limitations on what they can do, one may even control plot at its absolute pinnacle.

[Omnificence]: Can create absolutely anything on an omnipotent scale, it is the pinnacle of the power of [Creation] and can instantly summon/create anything one desires, weather that be a Universe, to even an Omniverse or an [Outerverse], and even powers, there is no limit to this power and is an [Almighty Ability]. (Including Creation Of Magical Abilities)

[Indefinite Immortality]: One wields immortality on the highest scale, one cannot be killed physically, spiritually, mentally, or conceptually. One is also immune to being erased, one cannot die from old age or age at all if one wishes, one also wields infinite regeneration as their wounds will always heal no matter the condition they are in at an extremely fast rate, one is also immune to any sickness and poison.

[Supreme Regeneration]: One wields regeneration and healing capacity beyond supernatural as one can heal from any physical, spiritual, or mental attack almost instantly and has the capacity to regenerate concepts and come back from true erasure.

[Eternal Evolution]: As an [Omnipotent Being] in the making, one can evolve infinitely on their powers and mindscape performing feats of casually mastering essentially everything instantly such as marksmanship, academics, cooking, martial arts, powers, magic, etc. They are also capable of physically adapting to situations and gain better reference for future events.

[Dominant Genetics]: This power is only relevant to oneself and no other relatives and/or offsprings; the power one has indefinitely overwhelms whatever genetics one had before their awakening and due to the overall power and potential one has.

[Absolute Law Manipulation]: Can manipulate the fundamental and conceptual pillars that make up the rules of each universe, multiverse, etc. It can also greatly influence reality and the minds on others based off of how it is used, can also change the rules of other fictional verses.

[Mind Incursion]: One wields the ability to enter and alter someones state of mind, they can alter and corrupt emotions, memories, and dreams and can even perform feats of psychological torture in a literal sense and can turn off their brain signals to instantly kill them or turn them braindead, this ability can also effectively manipulate minds.

[Enhanced Light Manipulation]: One can manipulate, transmute, and generate Light to maximum efficiency which one can do things such as increase brightness, alter colours, become invisible by reflecting light, create an infinite amount of immortal light soldiers out of nothing, and on some occasions one may become light in a literal sense and go as fast as it; They also wield complete domination over all types of Light Powers and all types of Light Magic; even extending to other forms such as Angelic Power, Divine Energy, and Holy Energy.

[Enhanced Darkness Manipulation]: One can manipulate, transmute, and generate Darkness to maximum efficiency which one can do things such as increase the shadow(s) of a room, manipulate shadows, and even travel through them, create an infinite amount of immortal shadow soldiers out of nothing and on some occasions one may become Darkness and/or Shadows and may go anywhere surrounded in shadows or darkness; They also wield complete domination over all types of Dark Powers and all types of Dark Magic; even extending to other forms such as Demonic Power, Eldritch Energy, and Eldritch Power.

[Soul Manipulation]: One has the ability to manipulate, create, and revive souls at will, they can control their course after they die, claim ownership of their souls without their consent, force them into submission or force them to obey you, this ability can also be used to transfer or transmute souls into something else whether physical or nonphysical is up to the user.

[Grand Design Creation (Sealed)]: One wields the ability to manipulate and dictate everything in creation because it has always been part of the "plan" created by one, and thus one has the power to manipulate the "plan" and any exterior forces within it as it all belongs to one. 

[Complete Arsenal (Sealed)]: One wields every power in existence or nonexistence, the user can do absolutely anything they desire and thus becomes truly all powerful in essence as they can achieve and do everything possible or impossible deriving from every source itself deriving from something infinitely above metahuman.

[True Omnipotence (Sealed)]: Self-Explanatory; all abilities from the system and even beyond which would grant one the power to do absolutely anything one desires and can be unbound by any power system or concept making one boundless on principle, this power is currently sealed until personally unlocked by one; user mainly has access to Omnipresence and Omniscience via this power.

________

[That concludes this showcase]

"What have I become?"

[I have simply done as you have requested, and do not worry you have not become the {True Omnipotent} just yet]

"This is pretty close though, atleast in fictional terms!"

[Are you sure?]

"Pretty sure"

[Well no matter, you are still nearly boundless]

"Primordial Chaos is not boundless?" 

[It is in a way, but you have still not completed your quests]

"What quests? you didnt say anything about any quests"

[Quests to hone your skills and to eventually become the {True Omnipotent} the Administrators want you to be]

"Do I actually need quests if I am already this powerful?"

[Not necessarily however it is still something the Administrators command]

"Why cant you just ignore it, especially if you are an Omnipotent System?"

[When you become the {True Omnipotent} then you can refuse the Administrators]

"So I have to follow shitty quests when I already have immeasurable power?"

[All will become clear when it is time, but for now I believe it is best for you to attend Sakuraza High-School]

"Is that a quest"

[It is not a quest master, it is a suggestion; Sakuraza High is a school filled with powered individuals and it is a simple school for you to attend to sustain your boredom]

"Wont I get arrested if I dont go?"

[Not if you change the law, if you desire I can use your power of reality manipulation to create a decent life and background for you]

"Uhm, sure if you can"

[Stand by for {Reality Alteration Procedure} under the request of User: 'Liam Owens']

As I hear the system say that I can feel all of existence rearranging itself just to fulfill my request and when I blink just to see fi im dreaming, everything had just changed again.

"System where am I?"

[Your at home, dont you remember?]

"You altered my memories?"

[I would never alter your memories master, only add to them which is all I did, you should remember everything that happened before reality had been altered]

"Just asking; anyway what is my story then"

[Do you not remember?]

"I do but I dont bother looking at those memories so I might as well ask you"

[Very well then master, your story has been altered so that you were never born in an orphanage or lost your parents, instead you were born to different parents and your other parents never existed; your family is one of the influential families in this era]

"What is this era about?" 

[I believe I already explained some of this but to fully explain it further, this world and era is filled with metahumans, magic users, genetic experiments, superhuman extraterrestrials, etc. In this world having a metahuman power (let alone any type of power) is rare and almost half of the population have them; the city you live in is called Sakuraza.

This city is one of the capital of the Nation of Snezhnaya; the reason there is a new nation is because of the Metahuman War which decimated the majority of the nations, now of the original nations and countries remain, those being America, England, Japan, and India; five other nations were made, those being Arien, Kalmaire, Ganyin, Snowdens, and finally Snezhnaya which you are in now, these 9 Countries and States are the only remaining ones in the world, and now instead of referring to them as countries and states they are referred to Settlements.

"Give me a full explanation of the 9 Settlements"

[Very well Master, portraying The Nine Settlements:

America: The most powerful of the four original settlements; Managed to survive best and retain the best resources during the Metahuman War, the settlement has many powerful Metahumans under their command and are much feared.

England: Lost many assets during the Metahuman War but managed to retain many weapons and ended up surviving through immense willpower and tenacity, however after the war the country became stricter to its people and cares much about brute force, the majority of the Metahumans are in England's Military Force; It is considered the third strongest of the original settlements,

Japan: Managed to survive almost as well as America; lost many assets and weapons but had the most help from the other countries (mainly America) and survived the war, they also lost the least casualties and are currently a quiet but intelligent nation which has many Metahumans but they do not do much with their abilities; regardless Japan is considered the second most powerful of the original settlements.

India: This settlement faced the worst in the Metahuman War, they lost most of their assets, weapons, and had the most casualties; this country had the least help in the war and only barely managed to survive the war, the cities they have are mainly just the ruins of the war; India has the least Metahumans of the four original settlements and are based almost purely off of brute force and fear, despite being the weakest of the four original nations it is considered the second most feared of the four.

Arien: One of the five settlements created after the Metahuman War; it is a religious settlement that harbours many Metahumans and have the second most beautiful and lush surroundings of all the 9 Settlements; the country is generally passive.

Kalmaire: One of the five settlements created after the Metahuman War; this settlement is considered the generally most dangerous and vengeful of the 9 Settlements as the majority of the people there including Metahumans are raised as Assassins and Ruthless Warriors, it is the third most feared of the 9 Settlements.

Ganyin: One of the five settlements created after the Metahuman War; It is home to the majority of the Magic Using Metahumans and have the least Non-Magic Using Metahumans of the 9 Settlements, they are also considered the second most powerful Nation tied with Snowden.

Snowdens: One of the five settlements created after the Metahuman War; It is considered the most ruthless and monstrous of the 9 Settlements; it is a settlement residing in the remains of the tallest mountains in an unknown area that was damaged in the Metahuman War; the people in the settlement are commonly scientists who experiment on Metahumans and have created the majority of the Mutated and Genetic Experiments, this infamous nature has even caused the settlement of Kalmaire to be wary of them; it is also the second most powerful of the 9 Settlements tied with Ganyin.

Snezhnaya: One of the five settlements created after the Metahuman War; It is also the most powerful, prosperous, feared, wealthy, and beautiful of the 9 Settlements; it is the first of the new Nations to be forged after the Metahuman War and harbours the most Metahumans on the planet, this settlement is also considered the ideal 'New Era' of the world, this is also the only settlement that harbours Extraterrestrial Metahumans other than Snowdens.

That concludes all master]

"That is incredibly interesting, I think I might have to visit all of these especially India, hey System tell me what the Metahuman War is and what led up to it"

[Understood master, displaying the desired information: 

210 years ago the world was like the one you reincarnated from, however in that year some type of unknown energy affected the planet, this energy also managed to affect other planets as well across many galaxies, possibly the entire universe

During this time the powers that infected humans would initially appear as mutations which caused the majority of the countries and nations to fear them and try to permanently wipe them out, this somewhat worked as they managed to kill 2.4 Million Metahumans in one of their attacks.

Realizing that they would never be acknowledged as human again and afraid, they eventually were forced into a situation of war with the entire world, despite the world's many weapons and technology when facing countless people with abilities beyond any normal human, the Nations and Countries were all defeated and only 4 of them managed to remain.

Eventually the Metahumans stopped when they saw what they were doing was wrong and eventually the humans managed to respect and see the Metahumans as 'normal' people again and eventually rebuilt their homes as settlements with the Metahumans using their powers to help build a better world for the next generations to come.

Despite the war casualties and the secret hatred between the minor factions of both sides they still managed to eventually make up and make it work; other than the four original settlements there are no ruins in the world, as to how there are only 9 Settlements out of 195 countries, each of the 9 Settlements managed to expand over the globe far more than exponentially to fill in those areas.

That concludes all, master]

"One more thing System, how many casualties were in the Metahuman War?"

[1.6 Billion host]

"What… You are not serious are you?" 

[I am very serious host]

"Despite how speechless I am, I just gotta ask why you keep calling me 'Master' and then 'Host' pick one please"

[That is just what the Administrators identify you as master]

"Just call me Host then" 

[As you wish host]

"Now about that school"

[I have already applied you there host]

"Im not even gonna ask…"