Absolutely! Here's a playful, witty joke riffing on Oz, Glenn, and that poker hand—with a dash of self-awareness and a wink to the audience:
So, Glenn's sitting at the table, talking about his big win like he's the Wizard of Oz—except instead of pulling levers behind a curtain, he's just bluffing behind a pair of twos.
He leans in, all serious, and says, "Duh, I went all in. And I might add, with a pair of twos. And I won then too."
Now, I don't know about you, but if Glenn's out here winning with a pair of twos, maybe that should've been a clue that something's off. I mean, even Toto could've sniffed that one out.
It's like the universe was trying to send a message:
If Glenn can win with a hand that weak, either he's got the luck of the Emerald City, or everyone else at the table is just clicking their heels, hoping to wake up somewhere else.
So next time Glenn brags about his poker skills, just remember:
Sometimes the biggest bluffs come from the guys who think they're wizards, but really, they're just shuffling a deck of twos and hoping nobody notices the man behind the curtain.
Let me know if you want it even punchier or with a different twist!