"WHAT HAPPENED?!"
Almost immediately after Noa yelled, with the reaction time of someone who was born ready, Griselda barged into the room, her Light Sword ready.
Noa's head turned to door almost immediately, eyes widened. Was this bitch prepared for this?!
Griselda instinctively scanned the entire room left to right, looking for possible enemies, stopping in her tracks when her eyes laid on Noa.
'...Wuh?'
Let's go back a few hours.
When Griselda had first laid eyes on Noa, the first thought that came to mind was 'Pretty,' along with a sense of appreciation. Mind you this was when he was wearing a baggy outfit, his outline nearly unrecognizable. The only skin visible that wasn't his hands or face being his pale calves, not fully covered by his oversized shorts.
Even with such little exposure Griselda was in a sense bewitched, her favor towards him instantly increasing when their eyes first met. While there were a number of attractive people in the church, Noa's beauty undeniably stood out.
So despite Noa's occasional disrespectful comments, Griselda quickly brushed them off.
Noa would be shedding tears if he knew this though, unknowingly attracting the FBI on his ass.
Looking at Noa's outfit now? She had to give full props to the designer.
This shit? Now this shit was absolute cinema.
Noa wore an off shoulder forest green jacket, along with much shorter black shorts, with a semi see through area showing the contour of his upper chest and collarbones. He had 2 bracelets on his right arm and one on his left, and wore round sunglasses with a cute green beret to top the outfit off.
While the outfit could be seen as gender neutral, on Noa it unmistakably looked rather feminine.
Unlike before, she could see the full extent of his petite stature, pale legs thin enough that she could wrap her fingers around them and still have space.
All in all, it was peak fiction.
'A-adorable!'
While Griselda was frozen ogling, Lavinia scrambled behind her in alert and confusion, also pausing before following Griselda's example.
"AY YO CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR!"
Noa waved his hands, ice slamming on the door. Griselda with her experience *cough* *training flashbacks* *cough* immediately grabbed Lavinia, who was still dazed and jumped back as the door slammed shut.
Griselda was still relatively dazed at Noa's outfit, but she felt a bit of sense of responsibility. Noa probably practiced the art of only showing skin to his loved ones...
"...Are you alright?! I heard the yell and assumed you were attacked!"
She yelled though the door.
No response.
"I apologize for laying eyes on your exposed skin! I'll take responsibility for you!"
That got a response from Noa.
"WHAT?! Woman do you even know what you're saying?! You the feds?!"
Noa's muffled voice could be heard from the other side. Griselda blinked. What are the 'Feds?' but it seemed he was truly angry at her.
"I'll take responsibility too!" Lavinia added.
"What are you two psychos even saying?!" Noa opened the door short of breath, his outfit changed, looking at Griselda and Lavinia with disdain, which did nothing other than fuel Griselda's misunderstanding.
It only took him this long cause the system was being annoying as fuck, asking for confirmation over and over again.
Griselda's disappointment was obvious at the changed outfit, it wasn't his original outfit but it still covered nearly all his skin. While she had questions regarding how he had even acquired these outfits, taking full responsibility was top priority.
"Maybe taking responsibility isn't enough?" Griselda asked.
Noa's eyebrow raised, before sighing.
"Pause. No one's taking responsibility for anything."
"Oh..."
Yo woman why are you sounding disappointed? This woman a freak. He raised an eyebrow before remembering something.
"Also, just in case you dip before I even wake up, can you lead me and Lavinia to the nearest city tomorrow?"
Griselda hummed in thought. "I can, but can I place a request?"
"As long as it isn't something stupid as taking responsibility, shoot."
"Then instead of joining the Vatican, could you at least visit it?"
"Yo, we're all the way out in the boonies of Ukraine over here and you want us to go all the way to Italy? I need more of an incentive, woman."
Noa raised his hands, creating a circle with his index and thumb like he had seen in anime, signifying that he needed a bribe. Unfortunately for him, this sign was lost in translation.
"Sex?"
Noa raised an eyebrow at the unexpected word. "Excuse me?"
Griselda raised an eyebrow. She had seen contracted mercenaries showing women that particular sign before. Wasn't Noa 9 years old?
"Bro are you special in the head? It's money, you crackhead," Noa explained. "You see this? This is money. Like a coin? Never read manga before?"
Griselda tilted her head in confusion.
Noa paused, before patting her shoulder in pity. "You poor, poor, thing..."
Griselda narrowed her eyes. "I may not know what you're talking about, but I feel like you're insulting me..."
Noa looked away. "What? Me? Pssh, what you are talking about~?" He waved his hands in dismissal, changing the subject. "So? You have any reason for me to go?"
"I don't know how to prove it to you, but I am relatively certain they would at least give you something that you might find of use," Griselda explained. If she couldn't get Noa to join the Vatican, it would at least be beneficial to have good first impressions.
She was positive that the Vatican would be happy to be on good terms with someone with the potential to become a Saint in this day in age, even if Noa was rather... vulgar?
Noa narrowed his eyes in thought for a few seconds before relenting. "Fine. But if I don't get anything I want 5,000 USD from you in cash."
Griselda paused. That was all the allowance she had saved until now... She shook her head, clearing such thoughts. Hesitation was defeat. There was no chance that the church would give Noa nothing for at least killing the Stray Devil, so her money was safe.
She nodded in agreement.
"Am I coming too?" Lavinia asked.
Noa incredulously looked at Lavinia, as if he heard wrong. "Obviously. Why would I go all this way and even kill that witch if I was going to abandon you? That would have been a waste of my sincerity." Maybe she was feeling a bit left out.
Lavinia gave a small sigh in relief.
"A witch?" Griselda interjected.
"Hmm? Oh, not that long ago, a witch came to my shack to kidnap Lavinia here, so I killed her." Noa briefly explained.
Griselda had the feeling that it was a little too brief. Noa shrugged, he didn't mind sharing, but he had to consider Lavinia's perspective, cause the witch was after her, not him.
Unfortunately for Griselda, Lavinia didn't seem to want to tell her, whether it was for her own safety or because she was jealous, only she would know.
The only group of magicians Lavinia could think of that were called witches that she could name off the top of her head was the 4 top Magicians of the Wizards of Oz, who had separated from the Magician Organization Grauzauberer. Unfortunately that was all she knew. Maybe she could take her time to look it up the next time she was at the Vatican.
But reading...
"So you agree?"
Noa slowly nodded, Griselda smiling in response.
"Good."
"Then I'm going to bed." Noa said, slowly closing the door. Griselda gave a small bow. "Good night."
"Good night!" Lavinia echoed.
"Yeah, yeah, Good night."
--+--
Like usual, Lavinia woke up relatively early, looking outside the window to see that the weather had gotten drastically better, the skies blue, with rays of light shining through the window.
Was the weather bipolar or something?
She looked around for Griselda, who had given up the bed for her, saying she was more used to sleeping sitting down when on a mission.
What had she even gone though?
The room was empty, Griselda nowhere to be seen.
She rubbed her eyes, making sure she was seeing correctly.
Did she leave already?
She quickly got out of the bed, making her way to Noa's room, hoping that he was still there. While Noa had told her yesterday that he wouldn't abandoned her, her trauma of getting kicked out of her relative's house was still relatively fresh in her mind.
Maybe she could even watch him sleep.
Opening Noa's door as quiet as possible, she ran into Griselda watching Noa sleep.
...Was she a freak?
Griselda whipped her head around when she felt Lavinia silently entering the room.
They had a conversation with their eyes, trying not to wake Noa up.
'Scum.' Lavinia looked down at her.
'It's a misunderstanding!' Griselda's face fell. She came in here to see if he was awake, but inadvertently stayed, watching Noa sleep.
It was unnaturally tantalizing...
'Are you sure about that?' Lavinia raised an eyebrow, skeptically looking at Griselda.
'W-well...' Griselda looked guilty. But how was it her fault? It was like offering water to someone who was dying of thirst. As a woman entering puberty, it would have been more unusual if she didn't take in the view.
But since she was the person who was caught, she was on the moral low ground. However, she realized something.
Wait. Why was Lavinia trying to enter this room silently if she wasn't going to wake Noa up?
'Then why did you enter silently?'
That made Lavinia pause. '...'
Now it was Griselda's opportunity to look at her in disdain, before looking at Noa weirdly. What a sinful man...
Noa would protest if he could. How could he even seduce anyone? He wasn't even awake!
After a while the two reached a ceasefire, both deciding to look at Noa's sleeping face in silence.
But at that moment, a perfect ray of light hit Noa's face, brightening up the room, making for a picturesque view.
'Looking at him now, he really does look like a Saint only when he isn't speaking.' Griselda inwardly noted.
Unfortunately, this beam of light was what made Noa wake up.
Noa squinted at the light getting his face, his expression settling into a frown, he tried to wave off the light to no avail, before swinging himself up, rubbing his eyes groggily.
'Cute.'
Dazed, Noa looked around the room before seeing Lavinia and Griselda quietly looking at him.
"HOLY-"
Noa jumped, backing up, about to fall off the bed. Griselda with her quick reflexes rushed forward, grabbing onto his arm and dragging him back on the bed.
Lavinia glared at Griselda's hand. She should have been faster! She needed to train...
Unbeknownst to the two girls, due to his stats reaching Low Servant standards, he wouldn't have gotten injured even if he fell, but the two girls didn't know that.
"What the fuck are you two doing? Almost gave me a heart attack!"
Noa glared at the two.
"I just entered the room, Griselda was here before me so I don't know." Lavinia shrugged, immediately throwing Griselda under the bus.
"Wha!" Griselda whipped her head towards Lavinia in betrayal. She did it too! ...But she was indeed the first to enter the room so she stayed silent.
Noa looked at Griselda with both fear and disgust.
Is this woman supposed to be one of those yanderes he'd heard so much about? He didn't think the trope actually existed in real life... Or was it not? He was in DxD after all...
Griselda pointedly looked away from Noa, coughing into her hand, a small blush on her face.
I mean woman, you're cute and all, but you're both too young and too freaky...
"A-Are you ready to leave?"
"My brutha I just woke up." Noa looked at her in disbelief. Did this woman really think he would leave the instant he woke up?
Griselda's face turned even redder at her poor attempt at trying to change the subject, Lavinia snickering to her side.
Noa sighed at the interaction. He looked out the window to check the weather. It was pretty nice.
Was the weather bipolar or something...? It was as if the whiteout yesterday didn't happen.
[A day has passed. +1 Free Pull]
Daily Quests?
[Daily Quests: Refreshes at 11:59 PM]
[Daily Quest - Hunt 1 Animal - +1 Free Pull - Incomplete]
[Daily Quest - Do 100 Sit-Ups - +1 Free Pull - Incomplete]
[Daily Quest - Talk to 10 Different People - +1 Free Pull - Incomplete (Progress: 0/10 People)]
[Weekly Quest: Refreshes at 11:59 PM, Sunday]
[Weekly Quest - Make the equivalent of 20 USD - +2 Free Pulls - Incomplete]
Unsurprisingly, the daily quests were relatively easy today seeing as Griselda would lead them to an actual populated city/town. While Noa didn't really like talking to people, that didn't specifically mean that he couldn't.
He wasn't one of those pussies who couldn't talk to people at all. He remembered someone had bumped into him without apologizing, and Noa just threw a fucking haymaker cause his phone cracked when he dropped it. He had just bought it that day too.
He thought it was a valid crash out.
That pussy tried to fight back, but Noa immediately ran as soon as he hit the punch. It wasn't cause he was scared, trust.
After all, it wasn't like he was ever going to meet these randoms again.
"I'll go hunt some food for breakfast."
Griselda raised an eyebrow.
"If you need someone to hunt I could-" Noa held up a hand, interrupting her, shaking his head left to right with a "tsk, tsk, tsk," before speaking in all seriousness.
"I need to gamble."
Huh? What did hunting a rabbit have to do with gambling? She turned toward Lavinia for an explanation, but Lavinia, already semi used to Noa's rather... special tendencies just shrugged.
Sometimes, Griselda couldn't keep up with Noa at all. It was like he was speaking a completely different language. She shook her head in resignation.
"I... Okay."
Noa glanced at Lavinia's clothes, which was just a bundle of dirty rags. Noa would give Lavinia his Tenochtitlan outfit if it didn't reveal so much skin.
As a normal human who didn't sexualize literal children or their physical equivalent, preferring tall women with a mature physique, he had the belief that the less skin children showed, the better.
Oh she's mentally 100 years old? Yeah no, you're mentally ill and should be locked up for 100 years.
"I'll try and get you some better clothes when I come back."
Noa said, nodding at Lavinia.
Lavinia face brightened, nodding excitedly.
Griselda looked confused. What did he mean by finding better clothes? Was he just going to materialize it out of nowhere like he did yesterday? If he could, why couldn't he do it right now.
Technically, Nemo could using Merlin's Magecraft, but similar to yesterday, it would drain his Mana like shit, even if he did. It didn't matter if the scale was small, either he used all his mana or none at all.
What a shitty Magecraft it was, EX Rank for what.
--+--
Similar to two days prior, not far from the town, a rabbit hopped over to him willingly and he easily killed it.
Unlike last time, he didn't attempt to skin and butcher it, seeing as Lavinia had experience already.
Tossing the dead rabbit to the side, he quickly did his sit-ups, getting up to make his way back to the church, when someone called out to him.
"Child."
Noa turned his head to see an old woman who looked like a witch. He inwardly sighed.
Another G. Diddy?
He tensed up, eyes narrowing in suspicion.
Analyzing Noa's reaction, the old witch hummed.
"You seemed to have seen someone similar to me. Do you happen to know where Glenda went? She owed me some materials 3 days ago, and I haven't heard from her since she had bragged about finding a lead..." She trailed off.
"Are you her friend or something?" Noa looked at her with suspicion.
The old witch laughed. "Me and her, friends? Hah, we're more like distant colleagues, or even a debtor and a collector."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, the last trace of Glenda was near here, and one of her spare bodies was found not that far away."
Noa fell into thought. She had said Glenda had found a lead... was she talking about Lavinia? Damn, another Diddy aiming for her? How unlucky can she be?
"I killed her, you happy? Why, trying to get revenge?"
The old witch's eyebrows raised with skepticism, scoffing.
"You expect me to believe that someone with so little Mana killed Glenda? Glenda may not be the strongest of us but she isn't weak to the point where would lose against a child," The old witch looked at Noa with disdain.
"Then you want to follow her into the grave or something?" Noa frowned. She asked a question, he answered, and now she was doubting him?
Who does she think he is?
The old witch sneered. "What a disrespectful child. I had half a mind to spare you too... My name is Augusta, Witch of the East. Remember it, for it's the last name you'll ever know."
With a wave of her hand, hundreds of Magic Circles surrounded Noa.
However, before the magic could be expelled, Noa pointed at Augusta.
"Bang."
Instantly, a spear of ice rapidly approached Augusta, her eyes widening in surprise.
Noa felt a surge of strength as soon as he started fighting. It seemed whatever standard the system had used to judge people had deemed this woman as [Evil].
Augusta quickly moved to the right, dodging the spear by a hair's breadth, the magic circles she had prepared having fallen apart due to interruption of her concentration.
Instantaneous manifestation of an element? Was he an owner of a Sacred Gear? But she didn't feel any change in Mana!
The Mana in the boy's body hadn't even changed rather, it increased!
Noa sighed into his hands cause he wanted to Aura Farm.
"Are all witches this stupid?" He lowered his voice on purpose, attempting to sound cooler. Regrettably, due to his childish voice, it sounded like he was imitating a cool voice instead, making him sound cute.
While he could just activate Doomsday Come, there was a very small chance that she could just run away as unlike Glenda she wasn't injured in anyway, and killing her instantly wasn't very impactful or cool at all.
Noa thrived on coolness. Coolness for the win.
Number 1 prospective aura farmer.
Instantly killing Augusta was boring as hell.
Maybe if Augusta were stronger, he might have a little trouble. But would he lose?
Nah, I'd win.
Noa shot out a wave of ice all around him, pushing Augusta back. Maybe he would have the opportunity to use his other EX Rank skill.
On the other hand, Augusta was analyzing his ice, before widening her eyes when she realized how his magic worked.
The boy was creating ice though the Atmospheric Mana! The concept of using the Ambient Mana in the air as a conduit for Mana was widely considered only theoretical, and while automatically generating elements were rare, they still used the user's Mana to be generated.
However, Noa's ice was generated through the Mana in the air, even sustaining itself by absorbing the Mana around it! None of his own Mana was used in the process of converting the Mana into a different state!
If she could understand the principles on how Noa was able to do so, she could even use large scale spells completely by herself! She inwardly drooled at the possibilities.
She wanted to refrain from using her Longinus because even she had her pride as the Witch of the East, but she needed to capture the boy alive. Who cared if Glenda had a lead to a possible Longinus-Class Sacred Gear?
Noa shivered at the way Augusta's gaze changed from weariness to desire.
Ay yo?
Noa knows he said he liked mommies but this Diddy Grandma was way too old! FBI!
Noa raised his hands, manifesting hundreds of Ice Weapons hovering in the air.
Damn was he aura farming like crazy!
A+++ Rank Wind of Niflheim go brrr.
He crossed his arms like a certain blonde king, thinking of cool sounding quotes.
"Toad lusting after swan meat? You are Courting Death!"
He launched the Ice Weapons, until a blast of flames originated from Augusta, knocking the Ice Weapons away.
From behind Augusta, a large giant of flames manifested, a large crucifix on it's back, it's aura forcing the newer Ice Weapons to shatter.
Noa's brows furrowed. How much aura did he lose from that? He even used a cool quote just for the old hag to nullify his entire performance.
If that fire giant could nullify his A+++ Rank skill just like that, he would unfortunately have to use other skills that wasn't cool at all. Doomsday Come was cool and all, but it felt underwhelming for an EX Rank Noble Phantasm, and there was no way Augusta was going to give him the chance to use Trash & Crush.
He reluctantly raised his hands to activate Doomsday Come, trying to at least look cool before activating it, while Augusta commanded the fire giant to attack Noa, but something unusual happened.
Instead of attacking, the Fire Giant didn't move at all.
From Augusta's chest, a purple flame floated out.
Noa stopped his motion in confusion. For a few seconds, both parties froze.
Augusta grasped her chest, feeling like she had lost something, before looking at the purple flame in a panic. She reached out her hand to attempt to grasp it, but instead, the purple flame sped toward Noa.
"What the fuck?!"
Noa shot out an Ice Wave to stop the flame from approaching him, thinking it was an attack, but it fazed through the ice and entered his chest.
Augusta's Fire Giant dematerialized, and Augusta's breathing quickened, as if she was having a panic attack.
Noa blinked in confusion.
What the fuck just happened?
[Obtained the Longinus [Incinerate Anthem]. You have obtained the Rare Achievement [Closer to God's Creations] +5 Free Pulls.]
[You have obtained a Sacred Gear. You have obtained the Achievement [Weapons of God] +1 Free Pull]
[You have obtained one of the Holy Relics in DxD, the Holy Cross. You have obtained the Rare Achievement [Childrens of God] +5 Free Pulls.]
[You have defeated the Witch of the East, Augusta. You have obtained the Achievement [Dorothy Gale's House] +1 Free Pull]
[You have disabled an important person in the original life of [Lavinia Reni]. You have obtained the Achievement [Destiny Entanglement (Lavinia Reni) - Part II] + 1 Free Pull]
[You have changed the destiny of [Walburga]. You have obtained the Achievement [Future Burglar] +1 Free Pulls]
[You have changed the destiny of [Lint Sellzen]. You have obtained the Achievement [Butterfly of Faith] +1 Free Pulls]
Excuse me?
Noa looked at the sudden increase of notifications in confusion. Incinerate Anthem? Was that the Fire Golem? Also, what are all these names he had no idea of? Walburga? Lint Sellzen? Who are these randoms?
Ultimately, Noa pushed the notifications out of his mind, focusing back on the fight.
Glancing at Augusta's expression of dispair, Noa's expression turned smug. How much aura points did Augusta lose by losing her Sacred Gear to a kid?
Noa looked back at Augusta with a look of pure disgust.
"Are you going to keep fighting on my block?" Noa deepened his voice again.
Augusta, who's source of pride had shattered, looked at Noa before slowly shaking her head.
Noa huffed. "Sit humbled. You were weak. I feel magnanimous today, mongrel." he waved his hands in dismissal. "Get out of my sight." he watched as Augusta teleported away, pale-faced.
Damn was that Aura or not?
Noa's Aura Farming Adventure: Steel Ball Run ended there, as he looked at his rewards.
Longinus... that was the 13 Strongest Sacred Gears, capable of killing even gods if he remembered correctly.
Damn that sounded cool as fuck.
Noa pointed at a nearby tree.
"Boom."
A large blast of purple fire hit the tree.
"Damn this lowkey looks metal as fuck." Noa was the type to like Azula's flames from Avatar the Last Airbender, preferring it over the boring red.
Purple was sick as well. He could be like his role model shadow.
Noa covered one of his eyes, having a purple ball of fire come out of his extended hand.
"I need... more power."
Sheesh!
Experimenting with it, a decent amount of time had passed. The hunt only took him 15 minutes, and fighting Augusta took him another 5. But he spent another 10 minutes having fun with his new flames.
He could be the next Avatar with how he was collecting these elements.
He assumed that he still had a decent amount of time before Lavinia and Griselda got worried, so he decided to start his pulls!
Noa did promise to get Lavinia some new pieces of clothing.
He could probably get some good clothing in 18 pulls, the reward from the Rare Achievements making up the majority of his pull count and inadvertently affecting 2 random people he had never met. He inwardly thanked the witch for delivering such a reward to his doorstep.
If the Incinerate Anthem represented the Holy Cross, then it probably chose him over the witch cause of his skill Protection of the Faith.
Damn, he was still finding out new benefits from it, like peeling back onion layers or some saying like that.
Since he did get the Holy Cross, it would feel weird not to pray in appreciation.
He snapped his fingers like an Alchemist from a certain anime, creating a glowing purple crucifix, which didn't melt the snow around him.
He kneeled and started praying. Not to God though, since God was dead.
"Dear Saint Martha, thank you for delivering the cross to me, and please give me something good..."
"Pull!"
[Outfit - Rama - Stage 1]
Into the Inventory it went! He'd look at it back at the church and show it off to Lavinia.
"Pull!"
[Craft Essence - Kuji Kanesada]
Noa quickly inspected the blade that appeared, and tossed it into his inventory. He didn't know swordsmanship and wasn't going to start learning it. Long range fighting for the win.
If he had enough swords, maybe he could have his own Gate of Babylon...
That idea had potential.
"Pull!"
[Outfit - Ushiwakamaru (Swimsuit) - Stage 3]
Yeah no. Into the inventory it went and it wasn't coming back out.
"Pull!"
[Stat Point (Little) - +0.1 Strength]
It felt like it had been forever since he got a stat point. Since Protection of the Faith boosted off his existing stats, increasing his base stats for now was pretty important.
Next!
"Pull!"
[Craft Essence - Chocolate Nandi (1/1 Scale)]
A large bull sized chocolate statue appeared, causing Noa to pause. That has to be overkill. Cavity speedrun looking ahh.
Into the inventory it went. Maybe Lavinia could eat it all.
"Pull!"
[Stat Point (Little) - +0.1 Strength]
Ok nice! Next!
"Pull!"
[Stat Point (Little) - +0.1 Strength]
...Nice? Next!
"Pull!"
[Craft Essence - Royal Icing]
An Ice Sculpture of Lancer Artoria Alter appeared, in a semi-translucent nightgown. Noa paused, observing the rather... humongous assets.
Fate really was peak fiction...
The chances of him ever taking it out with people around were zero so he had to take the opportunity to 'observe' it for a solid minute. After a few more seconds of silent appreciation, Noa put it into his inventory.
...Next!
"Pull!"
[Craft Essence - Heroic Spirit Formal Dress: Bedivere]
Into the inventory it went. If it was from Bedivere, the F/GO devs probably didn't make it show much skin. It would be good for Lavinia.
Next!
"Pull!"
[Outfit - Nemo (Captain) - Stage 3]
[Outfit Origin is related to Vessel. [Extra Skill: Memory Partition (Nemo Variant) - A Rank] Available when wearing the Outfit - Nemo (Captain)]
Huh? But wasn't his vessel Noah?
[Noah in F/GO uses the Vessel of an older Captain Nemo]
Noa nodded in understanding. Hmm, sorry Lavinia, he had an outfit to wear. So far he hadn't got any skills or Noble Phantasms, so this Extra Skill would have to be utilized. He couldn't resist that Extra Skill.
He'd check it out later.
Next!
"Pull!"
[Extra Skill - Gawain's Knowledge of Cooking - E Rank]
A small sharp pain happened, but not nearly as painful as Merlin's Knowledge. Noa scanned his memories to find out that the knowledge was absolutely useless. How good would food from the medieval times even be?
Sit humbled. You can't cook.
Next!
"Pull!"
[Stat Point (Small) - +0.1 Endurance]
Noa sighed. Was Saint Martha not the play here? Other than his Nemo Outfit and maybe the Artoria Ice Sculpture, the rest were rather useless... Even the stat boosts were extremely miniscule.
He looked at the purple cross in front of him.
Maybe he should go back to Jeanne? He did ask Jeanne Alter, but not the original Jeanne. He personally preferred her Avenger variant...
"Dear Saint Jeanne, please give me something good..."
[Stat Point (Large) - +10 Strength]
Finally! Something good!
Thank you Jeanne!
"Pull!"
[Noble Phantasm - Gram - A+ Rank]
Noa paused in his tracks. Gram? Like the Demonic Sword Gram?
HOLY SHIT!
Jeanne my queen! I always loved you more than Jalter!
Holding the sword in his hands, he swung it a few times before Noa looked at it in confusion. For the so called Strongest Demonic Sword, he didn't really feel anything from the damn weapon other than an underlying energy.
[To release the full extent of [Gram], one of the Swords of Selection, host either needs the Personal Skill: Dragon-kind Modification or have the Blood of Sigurd. Without either, it is just an extra sturdy sword.]
Noa froze at the response. He finally got a good weapon and they're saying that it needs prerequisites? Noa flopped over into the snow.
Damn you, Jeanne!
He tossed it into the inventory.
"Pull!"
[Noble Phantasm - Gram - A+ Rank]
A/N: (Bro this ain't even funny anymore...)
...
"Jeanne I want to apologize!"
Noa bowed down. He just got two absolutely useless weapons. He didn't want a third one. He only had three more pulls, and that was it.
"Pull!"
[Outfit - Oda Nobukatsu - Stage 1]
Into the inventory!
Next!
"Pull!"
[Outfit - Typhon Ephemeros - Stage 1]
Into the inventory!
...He only had 1 more pull and he only got one useful thing but he didn't even know how good Nemo's Extra Skill was...
Noa sighed. Maybe the more pulls he could do in a row the more unlucky he was...
"Pull!"
[Noble Phantasm - Excalibur (Proto) - C-EX Rank]
WHAT THE FUCK?!
--+--
A/N: Chapter was a little delayed cause the movers came into my dorm and took my fucking student id with them and I have a midterm tmr.
You may think the mc is dumb. Yeah I know he's dumb. I made him retarded on purpose, not for plot reasons but because if I make a mistake I can just use the excuse that the mc is dumb.
Also, I say I'll stop making the chapters so goddamn long but it's like ingrained in my system to make chapters 5000 words long.
What do you guys think I'm going to do with the second gram?
Also, I might just make Noa Lint's white moonlight, if you guys get the meaning.
Also, Proto Excalibur looks so much cooler than normal Excalibur and thats a fact.
Thanks for all the support and I would appreciate power stones, comments, and reviews. Thanks.
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(I removed the items cause the profile was getting too long.)
Current Status Page of Noa
[Noa]
[Vessel: Noah - Source: Old Testament]
[Parameters]
[Strength: 16.55 (50 - E - POTF) - Not even F ]
[Endurance: 5.22 (50 - E - POTF) - Not even F]
[Agility: 15.12 (50 - E - POTF)- Not even F]
[Mana: 9.00 (50 - E - POTF) - Not even F]
[Luck: 81.58 (90 - A- - POTF) - B-]
[NP: EX]
[Extra Skills]
- [Knowledge of Reinforcement Magecraft (Luvia Edelvelt) ]
- [Knowledge of Illusion Magecraft "Illusions so Real that the World Believes it" (Merlin) - EX rank]
- [Last Master Fujimaru Ritsuka's Experience - (Second Singularity: Eternal Madness Empire: Septum) - D Rank]
- [Memory Partition (Nemo Variant) - A Rank]
- [Gawain's Knowledge of Cooking - E Rank]
[Class Skills]
- [Class Skill - Riding - D Rank(C Rank - POTF)]
[Personal Skills]
- [Jewel of the Earth - A Rank(A+++ Rank - POTF)]
- [Furthest Earth (Kyokuchi) - A Rank(A+++ Rank - POTF)]
- [Wind of Niflheim - B Rank(A Rank - POTF)]
- [Protection of the Faith - EX Rank]
- [Trash & Crush - EX Rank]
[Noble Phantasms or Equivalent]
- [Those Who Make Me Lower My Head, Even Once, I Pray They All Die - E Rank(D Rank - POTF)]
- [Doomsday Come - EX Rank]
- [Flucticulus Diana - C Rank(B Rank - POTF)]
- [Fairy Sword Galatine - Weapon]
- [Longinus Incinerate Anthem - A+++ Rank]
- [Gram - A+ Rank]
- [Gram - A+ Rank]
- [Excalibur (Proto) - C-EX Rank]