{An: "()" means being spoken in Jupiters mind, no other character can hear him.}
'Wait god? Why are you here?'
(Dude, are you really that dumb? I'm not a god. I'm your system. I'm here to help you.)
'Oh okay, wait why did you screw me over? Really not one over powered skill to start with?'
(You realize that we are one now, if I had the power to supercharge you I would have.)
'Wait what do you mean we are one? Can you take control over me?'
(No nothing like that, just that if you die, I die. And all jokes aside I don't got time for dying.)
'Why are you doing this? There has to be a reason?'
(There is but it's not important right now. Once your strong enough, I'll let you know. Anyways time for your first quest.)
'Sweet a quest! What is it?'
A purple screen lit up in front of me.
*Quest: The miracle of life!*
Quest details- Be born!
'Is this even a quest? It's not like I have to do anything.'
(I can really only give you things for completing quests so..)
'Okay.'
I felt the walls of my cage start to push me south, resisting the urge to fight. I let myself be swept away.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" I heard come from my mouth. The harsh light assaulted my eyes. "Inedible language" bore into my ears.
(Congrats kid your alive, again. Here's your reward.)
*Comprehend the human tongue!*
"My lady are you alright?" I heard come from a man's voice. "How is he doctor?" Another voice said. "Yes, my lord he appears to be in excellent health, but I fear I must tend to Lady Astella, she is much too pale for my liking.
Looking around the room, I saw what is my new mother. A beautiful human woman covered in a white gown. Her hair a mess and she seemed devoid of much energy.
A man was examining her wearing a white coast with green embroidery on the collar. Some nurses? Or maybe maids were helping him. Looking up I saw a different man holding me. His eyes were a cool grey and he had sharper features on his face. "Hello my son. Welcome to the world." He said to me.
The doctor turned to me and my father, "Lord she's lost a lot of blood, what do you want me to do?"
"Save her life I don't care how!"
'Atleast my father seems to be a good man.'
(Maybe.)
"Lucy, let me see him?"
My father turned when she spoke and for a brief second everyone stopped. He quickly stood beside her and I was able to see my new mothers face for the first time. She had stunning green eyes, and looking upon me she smiled. "He's perfect Lucy." She said.
"Rest now darling, let the doctor help you recover." Glancing at the doctor I saw his hands begin to glow as my father turned away.
Leaving the room, my father called out. "Reina."
"Yes lord?"
"Take the boy and get him cleaned and fed, I need to get back to Astella and make sure she's okay." He said handing me to her.
"Of course my lord leave the young master to me." Reina the maid took me to the nursery.
"Now young master let's get you cleaned up!" She said laying me down. She scrubbed my body with a soft cloth and some soapy water.
Looking at Reina she was exactly my type, nice figure cute face, also wearing a maids uniform?
'Hey stupid system you gave me my golden finger right?'
(You were literally just born why are you even thinking about that?)
'Uh because we have a total hottie cleaning us right now.'
(So it's not like you can even stand much less anything else)
'Yea but there will be a day when I can do aaaa lot more.'
(Pervert.)
'So you gonna answer me?'
(No.)
'Shitty ass system.'
*New Quest Alert*
Quest : Shut your bitch ass up!
'Decline.'
"Oh, all done young master are you ready to feed?" Reina said scooping me in her arms. She started to walk towards a cabinet gathering what this world must consider formula. 'Here's my chance!' I said tugging at her blouse. "Young master, wait a second I'm getting the bottle ready." Undeterred I reached for what should be the natural bottle. Pulling down her shirt a bit revealing more of her pristine skin.
(Are you kidding me?)
'What?'
(Can you not leave the poor girl alone?)
"Young Master I don't have any milk there." Reina said finishing up the bottle. And fixing her uniform. She put the bottle to my lips but I wouldn't open my mouth.
After a few minutes of Reina trying to feed me, she must of had an idea! "Ohh!" She said and undid her too few buttons. Freeing one of her breasts in the process.
'Success!'
(Groans..)
She brought me right up to her chest and just as I was ready to latch on, I found the bottle in my mouth.
(Hahahaha I like her.)
'Groans'
"There you are master isn't that good."
I tried to protest but the shitty system just laughed harder. When I finished the bottle, she held me close. Some time later she started to hum.
'Hey system?'
(Yea brat?)
'I think I'm gonna enjoy this life.'
Then I fell asleep.