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Jujutsu Kaisen: Satoru Gojo, my foolish little bean, oh!

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The moment I opened my eyes, I’d crossed into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen—and became Satoru Gojo’s twin brother, Sawa Gojo. Same Six Eyes, same cerulean gaze of the heavens, same Limitless technique. Yet Sawa Gojo proved one thing to Satoru: a younger brother is just a younger brother! Sawa Gojo: “Satoru Gojo, my foolish little otouto!” Satoru Gojo: “Onii-chan is way too strong! The pressure’s killing me!” Suguru Geto: “I was planning to go rogue, but Sawa Gojo beat me senseless, so I didn’t dare.” Sukuna: “A one-on-one duel, they said—then why are there two Six Eyes staring me down?” Kenjaku: “I thought living a thousand years made me the craftiest schemer alive, but Sawa Gojo’s even more cunning than me!”
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: I’m Satoru Gojo’s Brother?

On the Douyin platform, two top streamers were locked in a heated PK battle.

Facing off against General Rain, Chengze grinned cheekily, hands weaving seals as he sent "polite greetings" to his opponent's parents.

A flick of his fingers, and the rap began.

A parting of his lips, and sweet words flowed like birdsong and blooming flowers.

But at that moment, Chengze's livestream plunged into darkness.

Before he could react, a crackle of electricity sparked, followed by a blaze of towering flames.

"Damn it! I forgot to turn off the gas!"

The Gojo Clan, one of the three great families of the jujutsu world.

At this moment, a group of clan elders paced anxiously outside the delivery room, itching to burst in and deliver the child themselves.

"It's born! It's born!"

Suddenly, the midwife's excited cry rang out.

The elders, hearing the call, shoved past each other to storm through the door.

But the sight inside chilled their hearts.

Two infants, nearly identical, lay quietly in their swaddles.

Twins!

The crowd stood stunned.

Just then, one infant slowly opened his eyes, revealing pure, sky-blue pupils that pierced the onlookers' gazes.

The Six Eyes!

The legendary Eyes of Heaven, a rare trait appearing once every few centuries in the Gojo Clan, a synonym for boundless power from birth.

At the sight of those eyes, everyone present couldn't help but show fervent excitement.

A successor! The Gojo Clan has a successor!

The clan members clasped their hands, casting reverent and zealous gazes at the infant.

"This one's the younger brother!"

The midwife clarified.

The Grand Elder of the Gojo Clan lifted the infant, chuckling heartily, "Good, good, good! Little one, from now on, you'll be called Satoru—Satoru Gojo!"

"Grand Elder, what about this one…"

Someone pointed to the other infant still in the swaddle—the elder of the twins.

The Grand Elder's face darkened.

Twins, in the jujutsu world, were an omen of calamity.

The Fated Twins, though independent, were bound and influenced by each other.

The most common sign was that one twin, while in the womb, would devour the other's potential and talent.

In the end, one would rise as a born prodigy, the other reduced to a powerless ordinary human.

In any other family, an ordinary person might not matter.

But this was the Gojo Clan, one of the three great families!

Here, a powerless human was nothing but a despised failure!

"Satoru is the hope of our Gojo Clan. He must not be shackled by a mere failure!"

The Grand Elder's tone was grim and cold, his intent unmistakable.

One elder couldn't bear it.

"Just banish him from the Gojo Clan! Why take his life? He's only a child!"

The Grand Elder snorted, "Foolish! It's been four hundred years since our last Six Eyes. Now that we finally have one, how can we let his twin brother become his weakness?"

"As clan elders, we cannot afford the mercy of women!"

"For the clan's sake, this child must die. Blame not us!"

Hearing this, the Second Elder drew a dagger from his sleeve and slowly approached the elder twin.

Just as the blade was about to fall, the infant finally opened his eyes.

"Holy sh*t!!!"

The dagger-wielding elder trembled, dropping to his knees.

"What's wrong?"

The others turned to look, their faces paling one by one as they, too, fell to their knees.

The elder twin's opened eyes shone with a cerulean glow, his deep pupils exuding an ancient, solemn aura.

Just like Satoru Gojo!

Another Six Eyes!

The Grand Elder's legs buckled. He had nearly ordered the death of a Six Eyes!

His head spun, vision blurring.

In a daze, he seemed to see his great-grandmother and a host of ancestors, fists the size of sandbags, glaring at him, the unworthy descendant.

The Second Elder was even more shaken.

To think his dagger had come within a hair's breadth of this Six Eyes' throat.

He nearly became the Gojo Clan's eternal sinner!

"Two Six Eyes… This…"

The elders were dumbfounded.

After a long, stunned silence, the Grand Elder burst into laughter.

"Hahaha…"

"This must be the heavens blessing our Gojo Clan, granting us two prodigies!"

"So much for twins being an ill omen—what backward, superstitious nonsense!"

Completely forgetting his earlier words, the Grand Elder scooped up the infant.

"Two pairs of Six Eyes—this is heaven's grace. You shall be called Sawa—Sawa Gojo!"

Sawa Gojo's eyes studied the Grand Elder curiously.

Suddenly, he reached out and yanked the elder's beard, causing him to wince in pain but unable to protest.

Seeing this, Sawa Gojo flashed a faint, triumphant smirk.

[Stupid old man, ordering my death? I'll yank your beard till you're bald!]

That's right—Sawa Gojo was none other than Chengze, who had crossed over after a livestream mishap sparked a gas explosion and sent him packing.

[I never imagined I'd transmigrate into the Jujutsu Kaisen world, let alone as Satoru Gojo's twin brother.]

[My little otouto is one of the series' top powerhouses. Talk about pressure!]

[But I've got the Six Eyes too, and my talent seems on par with Satoru's. That's something I can work with.]

Yet, thinking of the story's future plot, Sawa Gojo felt a twinge of frustration.

First, that sly Kenjaku, using Geto's body, tricked Satoru Gojo and sealed him in the Prison Realm.

Then came the battle with Sukuna. Satoru dominated the fight, reducing Sukuna to crying, "Save me, Lord Mahoraga!"

But then, out of nowhere, Sukuna's "Dimensional Slash" cut Satoru in half.

No casting wind-up, no warning—just absurd!

In his final moments, Satoru's life flashed before his eyes, and he mused, "Sorry, Lord Sukuna, I couldn't make you go all out."

In the end, that battle shattered both Satoru's and Sukuna's "I alone am supreme" aura, turning them into veritable clowns.

But the real clown wasn't Sukuna, nor Satoru, nor some random buff protagonist.

It was him—Chengze—who'd paid for the Jujutsu Kaisen manga!

"Gege Akutami's just a manga artist. What does he know about Jujutsu Kaisen!"

Sawa Gojo ranted inwardly, glancing at Satoru beside him.

As if sensing something, Satoru turned to meet his gaze.

Their Six Eyes locked, a strange sensation stirring in both brothers, like a telepathic bond.

"Is this the legend of the Fated Twins, their destinies intertwined?"

Meeting his cheap little brother's curious stare, Sawa Gojo sighed inwardly.

"Oh, my foolish little otouto!"

"You've no idea the crap you're in for, do you?"

"But don't worry. As your onii-chan, I'll take responsibility and make sure you avoid getting sliced in half!"