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Chapter 22 - F-2 / bloopers & BTS

( warning, might reveal a few spoilers but if you want to laugh at 3AM then please continue reading. Because you'd forget the spoilers by the time we reach them. I don't promise )

📽️ F-2 / Bloopers & BTS: CH-17 to CH-21 Edition 🎬

> "Welcome to the Behind-The-Scenes special of Rājarka Arc I! This episode is proudly brought to you by noobsuper2648's camera crew and produced by NoobBooks Studio (sponsored by Raitha's passive-aggressive commentary™).

Viewer discretion advised: Contains ogre violence, panty theft trauma, and awkward sexual tension."

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🎞️ SCENE: CH-17 – Shyam gets arrested for delivering fruit like a responsible man

🎬 Take 1

Director: "And… ACTION!"

Guard #1: "IS SHYAM HERE?!"

Shyam: "That would be me—wait, what's my crime again?"

Guard #2 (forgetting lines): "Uhh… illegal possession of too much sexiness?"

Everyone on set: dies laughing

Director: "Cut! Guard #2, you're supposed to say "suspicion of theft," not confess your fanboy crush."

🎬 Take 3

Shyam: "Do you know what happened?"

Carriage Driver: "Nope. But I do know one thing…"

Shyam: "What?"

Carriage Driver (sobbing): "I left my lunch in the carriage…"

Director: "CUT! Are you serious?!"

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🎞️ SCENE: CH-18 – The pink panty investigation begins

🎬 Take 1

Ashima: "Tell me, unknown man… where is my pink panty?!"

Bandit Leader: "I—uh—wait, you're serious? You're really saying that line?"

Ashima (dead serious): "Yes. Dead serious. It's embroidered."

Bandit Leader (breaking character): "Oh god… we're doing this for real."

🎬 Take 4

Ashima (screaming): "WHERE. IS. MY. PANTY?!"

Bandit #2 (runs out holding it): "You can stop me… but not the ritual!"

Shyam (snorts): "Yeah, you're gonna get clapped by a net for stealing underwear, bro."

Ashima (throws net): Bonk.

Bandit #2: "OOF—WHY IS THIS NET MADE OF METAL?!"

Prop guy from behind the set: "I ran out of rope, okay?!"

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🎞️ SCENE: CH-19 – A wild ogre appears!

🎬 Take 1

Bandit Leader: "I now will rule Taralaya!"

Ogre (improv): Yeets him across the cave wall like a sack of onions

Everyone: stunned silence

Director (slow clap): "…well, damn."

Actor playing the Bandit Leader (crawling out of the cave): "Can someone pick up my spine?"

🎬 Take 2

Ashima: "I… I think I peed a little."

Shyam: "That's not in the script."

Ashima: "Neither is this ogre-sized trauma!"

Raitha (from director's chair): "L ratio + get good."

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🎞️ SCENE: CH-20 – Shyam goes anime mode

🎬 Behind the Scenes Setup:

Stunt coordinators attach Shyam to cables for [Dash] scenes.

Shyam (actor): "Guys, you sure this is safe?"

Crew: "Totally."

One second later: He's launched through a plywood wall.

🎬 Actual fight scene

Shyam: "Let's goooo!"

[FireDash activated]

Ogre (breaks through prop wall): Smashes tree

*Tree smacks Shyam's stunt double off-set.

Stunt double (from behind camera): "I REGRET EVERYTHING!"

🎬 Cutaway Shot

Ashima (watching from sidelines): "So… we still dating or nah?"

Director: "Ashima, focus."

Ashima: "I'm just saying, watching your man get whacked with a tree kinda ruins the honeymoon vibes."

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🎞️ SCENE: CH-21 – The wheelchair & soul-capture disaster

🎬 Take 1

Maid (pushes Shyam into slaughterhouse):

"Here we are, sir—where all your food and nightmares are stored together."

Shyam: "I want to die."

Director: "Too real, tone it down."

🎬 Soul Capture Scene

Shyam: "Shadow Capture!"

*Nothing happens.

*Flies buzzing everywhere.

Shyam (breaking character): "Yo system, you lagging or what?"

🎬 Bonus BTS Moment:

Props guy in the background accidentally turns on a fan. Ogre body starts sliding across the floor slowly like a corpse on ice.

Shyam: "Welp. Guess it's walking away now. Not even death wants to be part of this."

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📩 SYSTEM MAIL SCENE

> Director's Note: This entire scene was inspired by Gmail notifications. No, seriously.

Shyam: "…Huh? One new mail?"

Reads message from Anantara.

Shyam (reading aloud): "Can't give you the soul, but here's a patch update. Yours truly, Anantara."

Ashima (from background): "Goddess Anantara be like 'Sorry for the inconvenience, here's 5% more shadow storage.'"

System Voice (offscreen): "Please rate your Shadow Capture experience: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆"

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🎞️ EXTRA BLOOPER SCENE – "Ashima sits on Shyam"

🎬 Take 1

Ashima (jumps on lap): "Take care, darling~"

Shyam: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

Director: "Cut! Bro, she didn't stab you, she sat on your lap!"

Shyam: "SAME TRAUMA."

🎬 Take 3

Shyam (embarrassed): "This is sexual harassment."

Ashima: "You saved my life, I saved your chastity—deal with it."

Maid (offscreen): "I ship it."

Camera crew: laughs in multiverse

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🎞️ Deleted Scene: Chandrapal's Ogre Confession

Shyam: "Where's the ogre body?"

Chandrapal (sweating bullets): "Uhhhhh… I might've… ehehe… cooked it?"

Shyam: "...You cooked… my boss monster…?"

Chandrapal: "With garlic butter! It was delicious!"

Shyam (to camera): "I need new friends."

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📺 Final Scene: Post-Credits

Shyam (lying in bed, eyes half open):

"Why does every important battle end with me getting PTSD, mild injuries, and someone hitting on me?"

Raitha (as system voice):

> "Congratulations. You are now a magnet for romantic subplots and flying trees."

Shyam:

"...I miss Pallabi. At least she was chill."

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BTS and bloopers pt.2

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🎬 BTS GONE WRONG – Cast of Niścaya: Real Life Edition

Ft. Shyam, Ashima, Pallabi, Ravina, Mayor Chandrapal, Lord Lalima, and directed by the very majestic: NOOBIE.

Note: This is a parody. Nothing here is canon, except for the fact that Shyam is slowly losing brain cells each arc.

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🎤 [Scene Opens in a White Void Studio Room]

NOOBIE (Director): Alright team, welcome to the first ever behind-the-scenes special of Niścaya: The Shitstorm Edition.

Today we're breaking the fourth wall so hard even Deadpool's crying in a corner.

SHYAM (MC, Certified Trauma Collector): Finally, some time off. Bro I've been slashed, exploded, accused of theft, and nearly married against my will. I deserve this.

PALLABI (Heartbreak Prodigy): At least you got screen time. I vanished after Chapter 10 like a Bollywood extra.

ASHIMA (Panty Avenger, Mayor's Daughter): Yeah, and I came in like a tornado of delusion and decided you were my husband after watching you kill one ogre. Even I'm confused.

RAVINA (Village Lord Dropout): Couldn't be me. I traumatized two goblins with a "I love you as a friend" spell and disappeared like a legend. Mic drop.

MAYOR CHANDRAPAL (Ashima's Dad / Monster Consumer): Ahem. I just want to clarify—I only ate half the ogre. Half! And it was perfectly seasoned!

LORD LALIMA (Lotus Delivery Grandma): That ogre tasted like my late husband's cooking. Tough, bitter, and full of regret.

NOOBIE: GUYS. Focus. We're supposed to talk about the story development.

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🎬 [Bloopers – Scene from Chapter 17, the "I Did Nothing Wrong!" Arrest]

Director Noobie (off-camera): Action!

SHYAM (in scene): "That would be me. What's the problem?"

TARA POLICE GUARD (extra): "You're under arrest for... uh... existing?"

SHYAM (breaking character): Wait what? EXISTING?? Is that canon??

ASHIMA (whispering): Bro they arrested you before the plot did.

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🎬 [Bloopers – Chapter 18, Jail Scene]

PALLABI (off-screen): Why does Shyam sleep in every jail he goes to?

SHYAM: It's called trauma napping. Google it.

CARRIAGE DRIVER: I cried in HD while he snored in 4K. This man is a demon.

NOOBIE (laughing): Honestly, it's in the script: "Page 14 – Shyam snoozes while emotional damage spreads like Wi-Fi."

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🎬 [Bloopers – Chapter 19, The Panty Heist]

ASHIMA: So you're telling me I fought bandits... FOR MY PANTY?

RAVINA: It had lore now. It's a relic. "The Sacred Cloth of Chapter 19."

SHYAM: Ma'am your priorities are louder than my FireDash.

MAYOR CHANDRAPAL: Next time label it "Do Not Steal." Preferably with a magical seal.

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🎬 [Bloopers – Chapter 20, The Boss Fight]

SHYAM (wearing fake scars): Okay, so I took -5 HP… then -24… then a damn tree hit me like my student loan debt.

ASHIMA (laughing): That ogre made you its chew toy.

NOOBIE (Director): I TOLD YOU it was a T1 L15 boss! What part of "14x stronger than Red Lizard" didn't you hear??

SHYAM: I thought the 14x was exaggeration! Like when shampoo says "10x smoother hair!"

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🎬 [Post-Fight]

RAVINA: Wait, the ogre was edible? That's my takeaway?

CHANDRAPAL: You think I was gonna waste high-quality monster meat? I have a village to feed!

PALLABI: Yeah, feed them cursed diarrhea!

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🎬 [Soul Capture Scene]

SHYAM (disappointed): I tried Shadow Capture like 17 times. Got nothing. Just flies.

ASHIMA: The flies were his army now.

NOOBIE (sipping chai): Look, you didn't get the shadow, but you got an upgrade. You're welcome.

SHYAM: Upgrade after emotional trauma. Typical.

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🎤 [Final Interview Scene – Sitting Around a Table]

NOOBIE: Alright, final thoughts. What's it like working in Niścaya?

SHYAM: Like waking up in a dream that turns into a nightmare, but with free upgrades.

ASHIMA: I'm not sorry. I'll still marry him.

PALLABI: I'll be back. Just wait. I'm the emotional arc, baby.

RAVINA: Give me 2 more goblins and I'll write my own spin-off.

CHANDRAPAL: Please take your ogres to-go next time.

LALIMA: I'm old. Where's my pension arc?

NOOBIE: Beautiful chaos. That's what I live for. Thank you all. Now go back to your fake lives and prepare for Volume 2: Vyomsetu or Bust.

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[Roll Credits]

🎶 Lo-fi isekai music with goblin screeches in the background 🎶

Executive Producer: NoobSuper2658

Directed by: Noobie

Cursed by: Ashima's Panty

Haunted by: The Boar

Revived by: 60HP healing potion

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Final interview scenes with everything - literal everything.

🎬 VoL 1 Intervinture™ – Before The Plot Got Real

Brought to you by: noobBooks Studio, hosted by your favorite disaster director — NOOBIE.

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🎤 [Scene: A bright studio set with floating crystals for lighting, a shiny stage shaped like Niścaya's map, and a director's chair way too big for one person.]

NOOBIE (Director, Writer, World God, Local Masala Supplier):

Welcome, welcome, everyone! Before we ruin Shyam's life in Niścaya, let's do some cute little interviews with the cast that will soon be traumatized beyond repair.

So get comfy, sip your fictional chai, and enjoy the chaos.

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🎙️ 1. Shyam (Main Character / Certified Punching Bag)

NOOBIE: How're you feeling, Shyam?

SHYAM: I was told this would be a peaceful isekai. I haven't seen peace since chapter 2.

NOOBIE: Perfect. You'll suffer gloriously.

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🎙️ 2. Pallabi (Emotional Anchor / Halka sa Heartbreak Queen)

NOOBIE: Excited to see Shyam again?

PALLABI: ...Does he remember me?

NOOBIE: Oof. Pain, but necessary.

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🎙️ 3. Ashima (Panty Avenger / Mayor's Daughter / Chaos Generator)

NOOBIE: What's your role in the story?

ASHIMA: I'm here to protect Taralaya, marry Shyam, and hunt down panty thieves.

SHYAM (off-screen): Why is that last part canon!?

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🎙️ 4. Raitha (System / Shadow Creature Queen / MVP of Inner Monologues)

NOOBIE: You ready to emotionally support Shyam?

RAITHA: I'm here till the end. Unless he tries to summon me for tea again.

SHYAM: I thought we were friends.

RAITHA: You asked me to possess a goat once, I have trust issues.

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🎙️ 5. Mayor Chandrapal (Ashima's Dad / Monster BBQ Fanatic)

NOOBIE: Sir, your daughter has a thing for Shyam. Thoughts?

CHANDRAPAL: I'm still processing the fact we ate a 15x boss monster like it was mutton.

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🎙️ 6. Lord Lalima (Old Lady / Lotus Dealer / Secretly Buff)

NOOBIE: Lalima ji, what brings you to VoL 1?

LALIMA: I brought the delivery. I also brought the drama.

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🎙️ 7. Carriage Driver (Background But Emotionally Important)

NOOBIE: You alright, bhai?

DRIVER: I was crying while Shyam was sleeping like it's a damn spa vacation. I need therapy.

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🎙️ 8. Ravina (Side Role / Village Lord / Possibly Tsundere)

NOOBIE: What's your opinion on Shyam?

RAVINA: I don't like him.

...unless he calls first.

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🎙️ 9. Mihika (Witch Hut Owner / Crystal Hacker)

NOOBIE: So... you spy on people for fun?

MIHIKA: No, I do it for plot purposes. Fun is just a bonus.

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🎙️ 10. Ashima's Panty (Actual Character at This Point)

NOOBIE: You've caused an entire side quest. Any regrets?

PANTY: I only regret not having a locking mechanism.

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🎙️ 11-13. Bandits 1, 2, 3 (Red Lizard Rejects)

NOOBIE: You guys good?

BANDIT 1: We were ash before we got a line.

BANDIT 2: I screamed once. That's my legacy.

BANDIT 3: Why did I die protecting stolen fruits!?

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🎙️ 14. Red Lizard (First Boss / Literal Torch)

NOOBIE: Thoughts on losing to a guy with beginner spells?

RED LIZARD: Bro he had plot armor. I want a rematch.

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🎙️ 15-17. Adventurers in Guild (NPC Tier)

NOOBIE: Any memorable scenes?

ADVENTURER 1: I blinked.

ADVENTURER 2: I judged Shyam's E-rank card. I regret it now.

ADVENTURER 3: I swear I saw Raitha once. She glared at me and my vision pixelated.

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🎙️ 18-20. Taralaya Police Force (Cops but Confused)

NOOBIE: Why did y'all arrest Shyam again?

POLICE CHIEF: Honestly? We got a message and panicked. Also, we wanted screen time.

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🎙️ 21-24. Crystal Room Guards & Creepy Tech Guy

NOOBIE: So y'all just let anyone view high-level surveillance?

GUARD: She was hot. We didn't resist.

TECH GUY: I'm just here for the food.

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🎙️ 25. Golden Stripes Boar (RIP / Shadow Bro)

NOOBIE: Any words before you died?

BOAR: I died the way I lived—protecting a dude who had no plan.

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🎙️ 26. The Ogre (T1 L15 Boss / BBQ Victim)

NOOBIE: That was quite a boss battle.

OGRE: I was summoned to rule the world. Then eaten with mustard.

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🎙️ 27-30. The Stealers Group (Lotus Thieves / Ritual Rejects)

NOOBIE: What were y'all even trying to summon?

LEADER: Something cool! But then we turned to mush.

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🎙️ 31-32. Ashima's Maid(s) (Wheelchair Drivers / Eyewitnesses)

MAID 1: I pushed a 21-year-old in a wheelchair. He kept glaring at me.

MAID 2: He smelled like potion and trauma.

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🎙️ 33. The Ritual (Unseen Spell / Plot Device)

NOOBIE: You summoned the ogre. Are you proud?

RITUAL: Honestly, I just wanted to cause lore problems.

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🎙️ 34. Shyam's Sword (Literal Weapon)

SWORD: I need a raise. This man uses me like a fidget spinner.

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🎙️ 35. YOU — Noobie (Writer, God, Plot Twister)

INTERVIEWER: So, what's next?

NOOBIE: Trauma, betrayal, spicy romance, multi-realm soul travel, and a LOT more jokes.

Also... don't get attached to anyone.

Unless their name is Raitha.

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🎉 END OF INTERVINTURE™

Voiceover: "Coming Soon — Volume 2: Vyomsetu Saga. Where the fights get harder, the plot gets thicker, and the girls get crazier."

💥 Stay tuned.

💀 Stay chaotic.

🔥 Stay noob.

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