"What? Serious? No joke?"
We're here now at Aya's cafeteria, my best friend.
Hehe, I haven't introduced her yet, sorry about that.
"Yes, really. Do I look like I'm joking about this? Oh my God!"
Then I bowed my head again on the table.
Because, how am I going to do what Sheen asked me to do?
Maybe it's better if I just hang myself!
"Tss, you're always like that when Sheen says something, you just go with it without thinking. When was the last time you used your brain?"
I hit her, "Are you really my friend?!"
"Hehehe, just kidding. Let's change the subject, how are you going to do this, Mission Impossible: Seducing Drake Palma? You know he's a bit autistic, right?"
"Autistic. He always sleeps in class. But when there's a quiz, he's always perfect. So unfair! I'm awake, I fail. He's sleeping, he's perfect! What's up with that? Is he dreaming about the lecture?"
"I don't know, I have no idea. Help me, friend."
I batted my eyelashes. I badly need help!
"Shut up! I don't even have a boyfriend, how can I help you?"
"Life, why so hard on me? I just want to be Sheen's girlfriend..."
Aya suddenly hit me!
"You're so emotional."
"Don't you have any suggestions? Tips? Advice?"
"Know what?"
I shook my head, "There's the target, let's follow him, come on!"
We threw away our food and followed Drake.
I felt like James Bond!
We reached the back of the high school building of St. Claire's High, and Drake stopped and lay down under a tree.
"He's going to sleep again!"
I turned around and started walking.
"Wait! There's a girl coming!"
I stopped and turned back.
There was a girl I didn't know, but I knew she was in our batch.
She was pretty, but I'm prettier.
They were talking, and we couldn't hear them.
But because we're both nosy, we approached them.
And... we could hear them now!
"Drake, I want to be your boyfriend!"
The girl said.
I salute you for your fighting spirit!
Go, girl!
"K."
Drake replied.
What?! That's it?!
The girl smiled, but Drake turned around and walked back to the tree.
"Let's break up."
He said.
What?! Again?!
The girl was stunned, "What do you mean break up? We just got together, and now you're breaking up with me?"
She asked.
That's what we were thinking too.
"That's what you want, right? You want to brag that you had me as your boyfriend? Alright, you've had me. Now leave."
He lay down again.
The girl ran away crying.
You're so mean, Drake Palma!
You'll get karma!
We went back to Aya's classroom, and luckily, the teacher was late, so we didn't get in trouble.
"Well, it seems that Drake is easy to get as a boyfriend. He's easy to talk to!"
Aya said sarcastically.
Yes, he's like public property or something.
"Eh--"
"Just talk to him like the girl did, and then tell Sheen that you broke up with him already. Problem solved."
That's a good suggestion.
"It's embarrassing. He's our classmate, but the girl is from a different section, so it's okay."
"It's okay, maybe he doesn't know that you're classmates. Or maybe he doesn't know you exist! You know he's always sleeping, so don't worry."
Maybe she has a point.
"Alright, I'll do it. I'll tell him today, and then I'll tell Sheen that we broke up already."
"Good luck with your Mission Impossible!"
...and so on.