I'm Calling B******* on Billionaires "Saving the World"
Every billionaire wants to be Iron Man, but most of them can't even fix a recall. Elon's out here launching rockets and burning Teslas, Zuckerberg's building bunkers instead of personalities, and the rest are off at Bohemian Grove playing billionaire bake sale—like the only thing they're cooking up is their own legacy, extra crispy.
Let's be real: if you have enough money to buy a small country, you could probably solve more problems than just your own midlife crisis. But instead, it's all about flexing, buying social media, and pretending you're saving humanity while you're really just saving your own image for the history books. You want to be the hero, but you can't even get your customer service line to answer the phone. You want to change the world, but you can't even change your own boardroom.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here just trying to keep the lights on and maybe get a human on the line instead of a robot telling us to "press 1 for more options." If you really want to make a difference, how about you start with the basics—like treating your workers like people, fixing your products, and maybe, just maybe, using your billions for something other than another vanity project or a space race with your own ego.
I'm calling b*******. If you want to change the world, start with your own customer service line—and maybe try being a decent human for once. Because the only thing you're saving right now is your spot on the next season of "Who Wants to Be a Supervillain?"