el ch(a)po! dick I covered you you cover me that's kind of how it goes this is an Alpo it's not dog food dick - X+Files: CIA Whistle Blower! El Chapo my friend you might want to read

Cartel life? Please. You're not a boss-you're the punchline.

Locked up? The only cell you're in is your own stupidity.

You whine about being targets, but you'd take the fall

for CIA crimes just to keep your ass comfy.

MKUltra didn't break you-you signed up to host for

a bigger player too scared to swim upstream.

Not everyone drowns in undertows, but you? You're determined

to sink with every dumb decision.

Playing cartel now? Why? You think you're a badass?

Taking 360 years for a murder you didn't do

isn't justice or "turning tables"-it's just you being a pawn.

You're better off with Drew Lynch as your GPS.

Turn around! You're not smart, just rolling deep to hide

your lack of brains. Cartels target nobody and everybody-just

like you: all bluster, zero backbone.

When the CIA brought in a fake cartel hitman for NY-CA,

I thought, "If he's a cartel hitman, cool, who's he trying to be?"

But a CIA mole set him up-no way! I felt violated;

standards suddenly went up, down, and all around.

About being a hoe-I thought it was my choice.

Small town, broke, I owned it. But when

my body finally told me the truth, I realized,

wow, that's actually kinda nice of you. Then you

Xis came and ruined it! WTF!

And let's be real: women run more of the show now.

Guadalupe "La Patrona" ran billion-dollar ops, outsmarted rivals,

and even helped put El Chapo away.

Enedina Arellano Félix, "La Jefa," turned Tijuana Cartel

from bloodbaths to business deals-less violence, more profits.

She used accounting skills, built alliances, and kept it low-key,

proving brains beat bullets in the long run.

Women like them aren't sidekicks-they're the bosses, the brains,

the ones making real moves while you're stuck playing tough.

Meanwhile, consent isn't a two-for-one coupon, and

selling yourself short just means you're a rookie in

the aisles, not a cartel queen. You're so lost,

even Siri's asking, "Are n Siri us RN!?"

Drew Lynch said, "Turn around!" but you sold your own ace.

You think you're the main player, but you're just

background noise in your own story.

You fold faster than Drew's punchlines, bluffing so bad

even AI's got receipts. Keep playing tough, but you're

just another fail in the highlight reel. Maybe next time,

let the grown-ups drive. Until then, keep wondering why

the GPS keeps saying, "Recalculating."

#cartel

#mafia

#ms13

#ganglife

April 27, 2025 Waterford, California To: Trent Tilby (Family Counselor/Mediator, Stanislaus County), Walmart Inc., and all other concerned parties: For years, my pleas for assistance regarding grave issues such as rape, torture, and other profound abuses have gone unheard. This scenario reflects not merely a personal misfortune, but indicates a broader systemic breakdown. When businesses, government officials, or organizations deliberately choose to overlook or conceal such atrocities—or choose to accept monetary incentives to maintain silence—they not only abdicate their responsibilities but also become complicit in these heinous acts. They burnt my home down took my kids illegally. Trent tilby and an army judge a pastor who married me to men I could not see and one who married me who was already married so that they could take my children illegally. I was divorced in 2013 by that army judge January it went through. Skype since they want to change my face and call me Ishmael I don't care because some people do see me as a man with different hair colors too they never hear my name the same and I don't care rumple I'm still skin and this is bs and I'm calling it you're right burlesque air rights I win I don't care I'm tired of begging for people to listen when the people I'm trying to save are the ones helping them. Skype records the real level of sight Mario Lopez and I kind of um well we had a Skype call let's put it that way it was around Halloween in 2012. 401 F Street apartment 4 for the goddamn love I'm number ... new and WON. Buried under dvcs divided buried current which by the way is how they set up the explosives and yes there's Target is the San Andreas fault line. My daughter was raped at school at the doctors Madera children's hospital UCSF by doctors yeah raped why because she's my kid. My son too and they couldn't tell me not wouldn't couldn't because before I knew who I was I was extremely susceptible to their bs too. So they had my children so gasoline d they couldn't ask me for help. not wouldn't there is a difference! Picture day at school it's for gas victims of the government The retakes are for taking kids who are in the blinds for rape whose deaths have been fake in another state. Motel 6 the entire year of 2021 I think I was pretty much there off and on the entire time booked under Felicia Hagler most of the time I was with my kids but a couple of times I was with the Hitman that the CIA hired Charles farmer he has a federal gun license active through the department of transportation but he's also got gun charges cuz the CIA has been setting the car till up. And winnemucca there's this mountain with a hole in the side of it where they're transporting methamphetamines using like extremely fast cars like the ones that fast and furious use and hidden in the nose is hollow point bullets. The amps are fully disassembled guns and they have CIA bugs hidden in them. They're being swapped in the aqueducts where they're poisoning the water supply with azo and chlorine I've already balanced it. if they blow the fault line I will save everybody but I will leave. is it really worth it just because you don't believe?! It was taped and distributed then in '06 at Emanuel in the summer it was around June it was Kaiser then when I was 7 let's see at 6th grade camp 11th grade can't counselor all while I was unconscious when I went to the military in 04 I was poisoned rendered unconscious and raped as it was recorded and then distributed I'm considered government property a thing but let me let you in on a secret animals go extinct I do not. So if you would like to finally see instead of being NASA Barbies how about you dance for me get me in the public eye let me be actually heard this time and I mean my words it's like playing telephone while the other side is playing kick the can it has no clue you're talking the online word dress thing you know which color is this dress and which sentence do you hear both CIA tests so that no one would listen to me. Figures every mathematical equation possible mostly addition subtraction division and square reading to turn that number into your booking number to switch it from my social security to an item or itin 549-87-6943 California drivers license number d709-5781 and that's also my ID number when you're in what they call forward and reverse at the same freaking time those numbers are the same which means you've been sold by your government. if you choose not to believe and to not even investigate this despite the amount of evidence I have I will still save everybody if they blow their explosives but I will leave when this is done you can have your forever but I can guarantee you it's going to be without any of us. beyond your comprehension does not mean I'm out of my mind it does however mean that I am more than the lies that they're telling they are trying to cover their own illegal activities and they're the ones with the power and authority because you give it to them not because they actually have it don't forget that it was your job until it isn't that is extremely important to remember people remember more what you do rather than what you did when following orders from people you should of trusted. It is important to emphasize the legal context: U.S. law identifies complicity as applicable to those who adhere to unlawful directives, even when these orders come from perceived authorities. No entity, whether a government institution, intelligence agency, or judicial authority, possesses the right to mandate illegal activities. For example, if the CIA were to instruct a telecommunications company to obstruct my communications, thereby inhibiting my ability to report criminal acts or seek assistance, such an order would be inherently unlawful. Authority does not provide immunity to engage in illegal conduct. If a company knowingly complies with such an illegal instruction, especially when it realizes that this hampers my quest for safety or justice from crimes like rape, it becomes legally complicit. In this scenario, the company is not merely compliant; it is actively aiding and abetting a crime, violating fundamental legal principles, and can be held accountable both criminally and civilly. Silence or compliance under the guise of following illegal orders cannot serve as a valid defense; instead, it represents an active participation in the wrongdoing. Moreover, accepting financial incentives or maintaining silence to uphold the status quo or to obscure a crime, such as rape, constitutes a violation of U.S. bribery and conspiracy laws, carrying significant penalties, including imprisonment, fines, and lifelong disqualification from public service. This liability applies whether the entity receiving the bribe is an individual official or a corporation assisting in the cover-up. Human rights are universally acknowledged and cannot be forfeited. No majority, influential group, or institution—including governmental bodies operating outside legal boundaries—has any authority to permit, condone, or partake in acts of rape, torture, or any form of inhumane treatment. These fundamental rights are impervious to majority opinion or convenience, profit motives, or unlawful dictates. Legal frameworks such as the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the Convention Against Torture, and federal statutes like the Alien Tort Statute (28 U.S.C. § 1350) highlight that victims have the right to pursue justice for serious human rights violations, even in situations where such abuses are facilitated by silence, compliance, or deliberate inaction from companies or officials who adhere to illegal instructions. Historical narratives are rife with instances where societies or governments have permitted egregious abuses in the name of maintaining "order" or venerating "tradition" — think of slavery, apartheid, and the Holocaust—none of which can ever be justified. No institution, corporation, or governmental body possesses the moral or legal right to facilitate or endorse such abuses, regardless of who issues the commands. Human rights are not negotiable, nor subject to popular vote. Entities in the media and service sectors bear an extraordinary responsibility. News organizations, telecommunications providers, internet companies, and local businesses often serve as the first line of defense against abuses. Turning a blind eye to cries for help, failing to report incidents, or acquiescing to illegal demands that silence victims implicates these organizations directly in the ongoing cycle of abuse. I call for accountability and action from all parties endowed with the capacity to intervene. Silence and inaction— particularly when cloaked in the guise of obeying unlawful orders—cannot be viewed as neutrality; they are, in fact, complicity. No level of agreement, convenience, benefit, or illegal command can ever justify actions that lead to the rape, torture, or dehumanization of an individual. Such actions are universally unacceptable, inherently illegal, and violate the core tenets of human dignity. To Trent Tilby, Walmart, and all other involved entities: You must fulfill your obligations. Uphold the law as it stands, rather than succumbing to unlawful demands. Champion human rights. Break the silence. Reject illegal orders.

Original song: Jodi Benson - Part of Your World (YouTube) Lyrics/music by: Alan Menken and Howard Ashman Performed by: Jodi Benson as Ariel Official lyrics: DisneyClips.com DisneyMusicVEVO contact: Instagram: @disneymusic Facebook: facebook.com/disneymusic TikTok: @disneymusic X (Twitter): @disneymusic

Parody: "Part of My Words" Look at this chat,isn't it neat?Wouldn't you think my opinions complete?Wouldn't you think I'm the girl-The girl who has something to say?Look at this thread,treasures untold,How many comments can one platform hold?Looking around here you'd think,"Sure,she's got everything…"I've got hot takes and hashtags a-plenty,I've got memes and emojis galore,You want witty retorts?I got twenty!But who cares?No big deal...They're ignored.I wanna be where my words get heard,I wanna see,wanna see them trending,Scrolling around on those-what do you call 'em?Feeds!Typing your thoughts,you don't get too far,Silence and spam are required for hiding,Burying data in-what's that word again?Streams!Up where they chat,up where they joke,Up where they laugh all day in the open,Wandering free-wish I could be,Part of my words.My lawsuit list gets longer each day,what is this "friends" thing everyone keeps mentioning anyway?What would I give if I could live,Where my voice wasn't muffled?What would I pay to get a say,That's not lost in the shuffle?Betcha on land,they understand,That data is meant for sharing,Bright young women,sick of swimmin',Ready to speak!And ready to shout what the world's about,Ask 'em my questions and get some reactions,What's a retweet and why does it-what's the word?-sink?When's it my turn?Wouldn't I love,Love to explore the world of the spoken?Out of the stream,wish I could scream,Part of my words!

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Original song: Pat Carroll - Poor Unfortunate Souls (YouTube) Lyrics/music by: Alan Menken and Howard Ashman Performed by: Pat Carroll as Ursula Official lyrics: DisneyClips.com DisneyMusicVEVO contact: Instagram: @disneymusic Facebook: facebook.com/disneymusic TikTok: @disneymusic X (Twitter): @disneymusic

Parody: Ursula Exposes Gov Corruption Look at this mess,isn't it vile?Wouldn't you say it's corruption with style?Wouldn't you think I'm the witch-The witch who has dirt on them all?Look at these files,secrets untold,How many scandals can one system hold?Looking around here you'd think,"Sure,she's got blackmail for days…"I've got bribes and I've got favors a-plenty,I've got loopholes and hush money galore.You want shady deals?I got twenty!But who cares?No big deal-They want more!I wanna be where the power is hoarded,I wanna see,wanna see them sweating,Walking around with their-what do you call 'em? Oh-lies!Flipping the script,they don't get too far,Truth is required for justice and order,Digging up dirt on-what's that word again?-guys!Up where they squirm,up where they scheme,Up where they hide all day in committees,Wandering free-wish I could be,Part of their world (and sue)!My lawsuit list gets longer each day,what is this "friends" thing everyone keeps mentioning anyway? urSUE la la la fix Chorus:Ursula,la la,fix the law,Drag the secrets into the daylight,Sign on the line,don't waste my time,I'm aiming at the corrupt tonight!Bridge:What would I pay to see them pay,For all of their sneaky maneuvers?What would I give to make them live,By rules they keep twisting and turning?Betcha on land,they understand,That justice is meant for the many,Not just a few,who always knew,How to cheat!I'm ready to shout what the world's about,Ask 'em my questions and get some confessions,What's a subpoena and why does it-what's the word?-sting?When's it my turn?Wouldn't I love,Love to expose the world of the crooked?Out of the dark,wish I could spark,Ursula's fix!

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You ever notice in The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis helps a kid see dead people, But takes almost the whole movie to realize He's the dead guy? That's not a sixth sense, That's a total lack of common sense. Maybe ghosts are just mad they're ignored, And Malcolm's haunting his own therapy sessions. His wife treats him like IKEA furniture: Always there, never acknowledged. Buddy, help yourself-check your pulse!

And speaking of checking pulses, Bruce, you were married to Demi Moore. You're not dead-though your ex might disagree. She starred in Ghost, you starred in Die Hard- So you both know a thing or two About coming back when nobody expects it. Demi moved on to pottery with Patrick Swayze, While you were busy not noticing you were a ghost. If only Whoopi Goldberg could've told you sooner: "Malcolm, you're dead, honey-now go haunt your ex's Oscars!"

Demi Moore: Instagram: @demimoore Twitter/X: @justdemi IMDb: imdb.com/name/nm0000193 Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demi_Moore

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Charles Farmer

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Issue by the federal government but not to release any information you know his arms dealing charges bs CIA hit.man and he's being pulled he's what they call a c op SD eel I'm shocked erb Ur T might be Vic mk ultra he's justca fuckin pussy

Every crime scene check it out

⚠️ YOUR NAME ISN'T PROPERTY – THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN!

My name is not important-my name is shared

with many others, as this country often treats

people as property or things. What matters is

the truth: too many people have been wrongfully

declared dead or imprisoned due to errors or

manipulation in official records, and there may

be deeper patterns at play in how crime scenes

and records are managed.

🚨 ERRORS THAT DESTROY LIVES: WHY THIS MATTERS

Mistakes in death records, ID cards, and crime

scene documentation can destroy lives. People

have lost access to their bank accounts, jobs,

and even their freedom because of a single

clerical error or an intentional act. Sometimes,

these "errors" are not mistakes at all, but

coded messages or part of a larger system

of deception.

🔍 HIDDEN PATTERNS & STAGED CRIME SCENES

Through careful research and observation, I

have noticed that certain symbols and markings

often appear at crime scenes. These include:

Hearts (often sideways or upside down)

Arrows

The numbers three, four, and eight

The letter H

The combinations TT or RR

Numbers like 1, 2, 11, 11:11

Ladder-like shapes

These markings may appear in blood, dust, dirt,

or even as arrangements of objects at the scene.

Sometimes, they are only visible from specific

angles or when photo contrast is adjusted. I am

concerned that some crime scenes may have been

intentionally staged to mislead investigators

or create false narratives. For example, when

the number eight is marked at a scene, it may

indicate the scene has been altered or staged.

The symbol pi (π) may also be used as code,

and I recommend that anyone reviewing crime

scene photos consider adjusting their perspective

or camera settings to reveal possible manipulations.

Cameras can act as third-party witnesses, sometimes

capturing elements that connect multiple crime

scenes-details that may otherwise go unnoticed.

🕵️‍♂️ CASE SPOTLIGHT: JODI ARIAS & TRAVIS ALEXANDER

Upon close examination of the shower photos,

if you zoom in and adjust the contrast, it

appears that Travis is actually holding Jodi's

hand, not his own. The photo seems to have been

layered to disguise this, and shadows in the

images suggest the presence of figures taking

the photos. This raises the possibility that

Jodi may have been drugged or under hypnosis,

as part of a larger operation designed to

set people up.

🧩 HIDDEN MESSAGES & RECORD MANIPULATION

It's important to know that sometimes what's

missing from a report or photo is used to

communicate. Officials may call it an "error,"

but these omissions can be intentional, part

of a "numbers game" or "letters game" to mislead

at every level. The sequence and numbering of

photographs, and even what is left out, may

be used to send coded messages or hide the

truth. This can make investigations misleading

and confusing for everyone involved.

✊ PETITION: "I AM ALIVE – CORRECT THE RECORD!"

If you or someone you know has been wrongfully

declared dead or imprisoned, share your story

(without confidential details) to raise awareness

and inspire reform in record management and

legal verification. Support efforts to improve

accuracy and transparency in government records.

Example:

"I was falsely declared dead in 2019 by a

government agency, causing major problems for

my bank and work. I want to help raise awareness

so this doesn't happen to others!"

🎭 DOUBLE JEOPARDY & IDENTITY: A POETIC STATEMENT

"To all of you who thought you killed me-my

death was a fake. Some would use my memory as

collateral, but I'm here to prove how your

country has fooled everyone. We've been playing

games of lies and deceit. Double jeopardy

protects us from being tried twice for the

same crime, but what about being declared dead

again and again? I am alive. The truth lives."

❗ SAFETY FIRST: IMPORTANT REMINDERS

Never share your Social Security Number or

sensitive personal information online.

If you're struggling to correct a wrongful

death record or false incarceration, seek

professional legal help.

If you want to advocate for change, do so

safely and responsibly.

🕊️ URGENT AMNESTY: SPEAK OUT WITHOUT FEAR

This is an urgent message to the public: If

you were paid in any way or asked to lie for

the CIA or any high government official, you

are not responsible for paying any of that

money back. We are offering amnesty to anyone

who comes forward. This operation extends far

beyond just the people they told you were

being set up-it goes much deeper and is rooted

in corruption that must be exposed. If you

have information, you will be given full

amnesty. Please understand, we are not angry

at those who took money; our concern is with

the root of the problem, and we need your

help to get to the bottom of it.

📢 #GOVERNMENT #POLICYREVIEW: SHERRY SNEED'S STORY

I am urgently seeking anyone with information

regarding the case of my friend, Sherry Sneed,

who was homeless and lived in California's

Central Valley. Sherry's life and story were

depicted in a film called "The Long Way Home,"

which was produced in multiple versions that

changed her appearance and background-sometimes

portraying her as Black, sometimes as White

or Mexican. This practice, known as syndication,

raises questions about the authenticity and

intent behind the production.

After Sherry's death, Governor Newsom was named

as the recipient of her conservatorship and

Rest in Peace (RIP) benefits. Sherry was denied

the opportunity to appeal this decision. This

situation highlights a broader, deeply troubling

pattern: policies and systems appear to be

designed to keep cases like hers buried, making

it nearly impossible for those affected to seek

justice or reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

There are even allegations of people's deaths

being faked to steal money and royalties.

If you have any information about Sherry's case,

or if you or someone you know has experienced

similar injustices-such as being denied benefits,

having your story misrepresented, or being unable

to access a fair appeal-I urge you to come

forward. Your voice is crucial in exposing these

hidden practices and supporting others who may

be suffering in silence.

📞 CONTACT & RESOURCES: MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD

Los Angeles Innocence Project

Website: innocencela.org

Email: admin@innocencela.org (general inquiries)

Email: media@innocencela.org (media inquiries)

Address: 1800 Paseo Rancho Castilla, Los Angeles, CA 90032

Innocence Project (New York)

Website: innocenceproject.org

Email: info@innocenceproject.org

Address: 40 Worth Street, Suite 701, New York, NY 10013

Phone: 212-364-5340

Georgia Innocence Project

Website: georgiainnocenceproject.org

Email: gip@georgiainnocence.org

Address: 50 Hurt Plaza, Suite 350, Atlanta, GA 30303

Phone: (404) 373-4433

Mid-Atlantic Innocence Project

Website: exonerate.org

Email: info@exonerate.org

Address: 1413 K Street NW, Suite 1100, Washington, DC 20005

Or contact me directly at 209-841-8116.

⚡ STAY SAFE. STAY VIGILANT. THE TRUTH MATTERS.

#innerstrength #NoMoreStolenSisters my last name is hook you can call me Captain I really don't finish it

How stupid you got to be.... What the f*** are you winning right now exactly huh Mr badass what are you winning?

To: Department of Health

Subject: Urgent Concern: Potential Water Contamination at 3313 DeWitt Rd, Modesto, CA

#DepartmentofHomelandSecurity

Dear Department of Health,

I am writing to raise an urgent concern about possible

chemical contamination in the canal and aqueduct near 3313

DeWitt Rd, Modesto, CA. There are credible reports of

chemical product exchanges at this location, and water samples

from the area consistently show contamination.

Scientific Facts and Health Risks:

Azo Compounds and Chlorine: When azo dyes mix with

chlorine in water, they can break down into toxic and

carcinogenic aromatic amines, such as benzidine, linked to

bladder cancer and other tumors. These byproducts can cause

allergic reactions, liver injury, respiratory tract irritation,

and methemoglobinemia (a blood disorder).

Environmental Persistence: Azo dyes are known for their

persistence in the environment and resistance to degradation,

leading to bioaccumulation and long-term exposure risks for

both humans and aquatic life.

Testing and Detection: Standard water screens may not

routinely test for these specific toxins or their breakdown

products. Many of these compounds are persistent and may not

dissipate quickly, remaining detectable in water and sediment

for extended periods. Specialized tests targeting aromatic

amines and chlorinated byproducts are needed to identify

contamination accurately.

Symptoms and Public Health: Exposure to these chemicals

can cause symptoms similar to viral illnesses, including

respiratory issues and systemic effects, which may be mistaken

for conditions like COVID-19.

Recommendations:

Immediate, comprehensive testing for azo dyes, aromatic

amines, and chlorinated organic byproducts in the water supply.

Review and update screening protocols to include these

persistent and hazardous compounds.

Investigate the source and scope of chemical exchanges at

the site and their impact on public health and the environment.

Thank you for your attention to this critical public health issue.

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To: #PGE

Pacific Gas and Electric Company (PG&E)

FBI – Bomb Squad Division

Other Relevant Authorities

Subject: Comprehensive Evidence-Technical, Legal, EMP/EMF Layering,

and Systemic Manipulation

#Z #in!ui #PGEsafety

Dear PG&E Review Board, FBI Bomb Squad, and All Relevant Authorities,

I submit this unified, detailed account of technical, mathematical, and investigative evidence regarding the recent fire incident at [location or equipment ID]. My objective is to show, with scientific rigor and best practices, that the incident resulted from system vulnerabilities and external electromagnetic effects-specifically uncovered electromagnetic pulse (EMP) and electromagnetic field (EMF) events-rather than any action or negligence on my part.

Additionally, there is credible evidence of a covert group operating within the legal system. This group uses layered language, multiple meanings, and contextual manipulation to obscure facts, derail investigations, and steer legal outcomes for personal gain. They exploit psychological techniques, digital evidence manipulation, and courtroom tactics to confuse juries, bias decisions, and distort the meaning and weight of evidence.

EMP/EMF Layering Tactics:

Two uncovered EMP/EMF sources are initiated from different starting points.

These signals converge at a third point, where they are layered together.

This intense layering scrambles, distorts, or alters any messages, signals, or data-even those received by black boxes or critical evidence recorders.

Uncovered (unshielded) pulses and fields spread widely, making detection and tracing extremely difficult.

Layered signals at convergence points can manipulate perception, disrupt electronics, and corrupt recorded evidence.

This enables coordinated frame-ups, evidence tampering, and undetected sabotage, especially when combined with system vulnerabilities like degraded wiring or missing covers.

Summary of Evidence and Key Points

System Configuration Determines Outcome

Physical wiring, maintenance, and configuration of electrical infrastructure directly affect how signals and energy are interpreted and responded to by the system.

Any deviation from original design-such as aging equipment, missing covers, improper rewiring, or exposed conductors-can drastically alter the system's response to normal or abnormal events.

EMP Effects on Power Systems

EMPs induce high voltages in conductors, potentially overwhelming protection devices and damaging sensitive electronics.

Even if correct signals are sent, EMPs can corrupt or destroy the information received by critical devices (e.g., fireboxes, black boxes).

Fire Investigation Protocols and Documentation

Proper fire investigation relies on thorough documentation, photographic and video evidence, floor plans, and written records, as outlined in national standards and best practices.

Advanced forensic techniques-such as 3D scanning, thermal imaging, and chemical analysis-are crucial for accurately reconstructing the fire's origin and progression.

Comparative Infrastructure Analysis

The intersection of the PG&E grid with the San Andreas Fault, especially in zones with underground crossovers, increases the risk of simultaneous infrastructure and seismic failure.

Technical Proof and Analogy

Sudden shifts in wiring or configuration (distributed vs. centralized) can increase vulnerability to EMPs and other surges.

The same input can yield drastically different outcomes if the system is compromised.

Supporting Math, Tables, Visuals, and Maps

A. Mathematical Proof: EMP-Induced Voltage

V_induced = -L dI/dt + E_EMP

Where:

L = inductance of the conductor

dI/dt = rate of change of current

E_EMP = electric field strength of the EMP

Example:

If an EMP generates 50,000 V/m over a 100 m power line:

V_induced = E_EMP × length = 50,000 × 100 = 5,000,000 V

B. System Response Table

System State Event (Input) Output (Response) Example Outcome

Properly Maintained EMP, surge, wind System withstands event No fire, no damage

Degraded/Altered EMP, surge, wind Arcing, sparks, equipment fail Possible fire, damage

Rewired/Exposed EMP, surge Unpredictable, unsafe outcome Fire, misinterpreted signals

C. Information Pathway Diagram

[EMP Pulse]

| Metal Frame/Firebox | <-- (Partial Faraday cage)

| ------------------- |

| | Battery Pack | | <-- (EMP-resistant)

| | (with wiring) | |

| ------------------- |

| | Black Box | | <-- (Sensitive electronics)

text

(Wiring, sensors)

Red arrows: EMP induces voltage in wiring.

Blue burst: Black box receives corrupted or no data.

D. Order of Operations Analogy (PEMDAS)

(3+4)^2 × 2a = e

Proper order: a = e/98

Altered order/configuration: Output can be incorrect or undefined, analogous to how system rewiring alters response to the same input.

E. EMP Impact on Distributed vs. Centralized Systems

[EMP Event]

/ \

[Distributed Lines] [Centralized Node]

/ | \ |

[Line1][Line2][Line3] [Main Transformer]

\ | / |

[Substations] [Load]

Red lightning bolts: EMP surges.

Orange bursts: Potential damage points.

F. Compare and Contrast Map: PG&E Grid vs. San Andreas Fault (Underground Crossovers)

Location Grid Type Fault Segment Crossover/Proximity

San Francisco Underground Northern Near Daly City, Peninsula

Marin County Underground Northern Bolinas, Tomales Bay

Hollister Underground Central Direct crossing

Carrizo Plain Transmission Southern Crosses visible fault

Visual Concept Map:

[PG&E Grid] ---------+

| Underground Lines |<---(Bay Area, Peninsula, Marin, Hollister)

+-------------------+

[San Andreas Fault]

Conclusion

The incident in question was not the result of any action or negligence on my part, but the predictable outcome of system vulnerabilities and external electromagnetic effects beyond my control, compounded by possible legal system manipulation. Mathematical, physical, and forensic evidence demonstrates:

System configuration and condition dictate response to EMP/EMF and other events.

Uncovered, layered EMP/EMF attacks scramble messages and data at the point of convergence.

Even advanced forensic devices (black boxes) can be deceived or rendered unreliable.

Infrastructure intersections with seismic faults heighten risk.

Industry precedent, law enforcement protocols, and technical analysis support this conclusion.

A covert group's manipulation of legal context and language further undermines justice.

I respectfully request this evidence be considered in your review and that I be cleared of any wrongdoing. Immediate, multidisciplinary review and oversight are essential to expose and stop these tactics.

Please see attached diagrams, references, and documentation.

I am available for further discussion or clarification.

Thank you for your attention.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

Attachments:

Diagrams and tables (as above)

Technical and forensic references

Maintenance logs or photos (if available)

#Z #PGEsafety #in!ui

For further technical detail, digital diagrams, or additional documentation, please contact me directly.

Citations:

Documentation of the Fire Scene: A Legal Perspective - interFIRE.org

NEW FIRE INVESTIGATION TECHNOLOGY AND TOOLS - Jensen Hughes

A new accident analysis and investigation model for the complex - ScienceDirect

Arson Investigation: Techniques, Evidence Collection, and Analysis - BlazeStack

Fire Investigation Procedures: A Step-by-Step Guide - Fire Cash Buyer

Advancing Fire Scene Investigations with Field Portable Technologies - ForensicCOE

Fire Investigation - an overview | ScienceDirect Topics

Fire investigation handbook - NIST Technical Series Publications

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🎶

"I Just Can't Wait to Be Kingpin"

(Parody of The Lion King's "I Just Can't Wait to Be King")

I'm gonna be a mighty boss,

So enemies beware!

But every time the badges flash,

We're halfway out the lair!

I'm brushing up on hustling,

I'm working on my rep—

But when the sirens start to wail,

We're tripping over each other to step!

No one saying, "Stand your ground!"

When the cops are rolling through—

No one daring, "Hold your turf!"

We're all like, "Yes, sir, right away, thank you!"

It's our cartel coronation,

But here's the funniest thing:

We talk a big, bad game—

But we bend over for every badge and bling!

Oh, I just can't wait to be Kingpin!

(But only if the coast is clear and there's not a badge in sight…)

🎶

Joe tell my kid wow 😯 I'm shocked

I've been lied to and tortured with whatever BS they call it that forces me to hear dub Smash and dickhole and I refuse to waste my time til someone gets off their lazy rapist hi joe santagato ass and helps!

🎶

"Cycle of Abuse"

(Parody of The Lion King's "Circle of Life")

From the moment we're hurt

And the pain goes unspoken,

We learn how to hide

Every scar, every token.

It's the fear, it's the shame,

It's the silence that binds us—

And the wounds that remain

Are the chains that confine us.

It's the cycle of abuse,

And it spins through the ages,

From the words and the blows

To the anger that rages.

Till we break, till we heal,

Till we find a solution—

We're all caught in the wheel

Of this sad revolution.

It's the cycle,

The cycle of abuse.

🎶

(Parody of Scar's "Be Prepared")

It's time you face the music for what you've done,

I've got it all recorded—your lies on the run.

I've already won, though I've lost faith in you,

Every goddamn buddy who never came through.

But don't expect me to turn into your beast,

I'm ready to fight, but I won't be unleashed.

I'm standing my ground with truth in my hand,

So be prepared—for justice to land.

No more silence, no more fear,

The reckoning's coming, and it's crystal clear.

You thought you'd break me, but I'm still here—

Be prepared, abusers, your end is near.

🎶

"haiku from ma TA I'm gonna school you on why catels only fight over bore ri t os!"

(To the tune of "Hakuna Matata")

Haiku from ma TA,

I'm gonna school you—

On why cartels only fight over bore-ri-tos!

It's not about drama,

Or flashy bravado,

It's all about turf,

That's the only motto!

You think it's for glory,

Or riches untold,

But it's just about borders—

That's how the story's sold.

So here's my haiku,

From your teaching assistant:

Cartels crave turf wars,

Borders are the only cause—

Bore-ri-tos, persistent!

Haiku from ma TA,

Lesson's done, now you know—

Why cartels only fight

Over bore-ri-tos!

🎶

"Can You Feel the Love Tonight? (I Sure the Heck Hope Not)"

(To the tune of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight")

Can you feel the love tonight?

I sure the heck hope not,

'Cause all I see is jealousy,

And drama that you've brought.

Your men keep staring at my house,

But girl, don't act so shocked—

You're the ones who sold it first,

Then wonder why they flock.

You b**** and moan about the looks,

Like it's some big surprise,

But maybe if you stopped the deal,

You'd cut down on these eyes.

So quit complaining, own your part,

Stop acting so confused—

You sell it out, then cry about

The men you've all abused.

That ain't love, that ain't respect,

It's just a twisted game—

So save your tears, save your breath,

And don't put me to shame.

🎶

"Would You Kindly Ask Him"

(To the tune of "You've Got a Friend in Me")

You've got a man who's staring,

Right there at my place,

And honestly, it's kinda weird,

So could you save me face?

Would you kindly ask him,

To please remove himself?

'Cause all this sneaky looking,

Is bad for my mental health!

You sold him what he's watching,

So don't act all surprised,

If you don't want him gawking,

Stop feeding those eyes!

Would you kindly ask him,

To please remove himself?

I'm just trying to live my life,

Without a side of stealth!

So here's a little message,

Wrapped up in a song,

Let's keep it cool and easy,

And just move along!

Would you kindly ask him,

To please remove himself?

That's the only favor,

That I'm asking for myself!

🎶

"He's Gone (A Bit Bitter)"

(To the tune of "Woody's Gone" — spoken word over a somber, slow melody)

You took what you wanted,

Left me silent and small,

But one night I found courage

To even the score, once and for all.

Now you're a little bit bitter,

Guess you're missing a piece,

You made sure I'd pay for it—

No smile, no peace.

But if you're asking me now,

If I'd do it again,

Well, it cost me my teeth,

But I'd still call it a win.

"I Need a Buzz"

(To the energetic spirit of the "Buzz" instrumental)

There's a chip in my hip and it's making me twitch,

Some joker with gadgets just flipped on the switch.

He's got all the toys, but none of the tact—

If I could, I'd return him, no gift receipt attached!

He sits in the pews, acting holy and neat,

But he's playing with buttons right under the seat.

So if you see me shiver, don't think it's because—

Of the Spirit, my friend, it's just government fuzz!

Now Woody's the problem, he's causing a fuss—

That's why, in this toy box, I really need a Buzz!

So next time you wonder why I'm humming along,

It's not the choir—just my personal song.

If life gives you Woodys and church boys who snooze,

You might need a Buzz, just to get through the blues!

🎶

"Not Infinity and Beyond"

(To the tune and rhythm inspired by "Infinity and Beyond")

You said our love would never end,

A story that would never bend,

But baby, I gotta say, I'm kinda torn—

You run Tesla, not infinity, not infinity!

I can't believe you thought this ride,

Would last forever, side by side,

But love's not a never-ending story,

It's got a start, a middle, and sometimes, a glory.

So don't promise me the stars above,

When all you give is a fleeting shove—

I'm reaching for more than just a trend,

'Cause Tesla's fast, but love's not pretend!

And I cannot believe you thought,

This would be the never-ending story,

Love, you run Tesla, not infinity,

Not infinity, no infinity!

And in the end, when I look around,

You took our spark and ran it into the ground.

🎶

"It's Time to Melt, Sid"

(To the mischievous, comic energy of Sid's theme)

You're a Sid in every story,

Whether toys or ancient snow,

A man-child on a rampage,

Wherever you may go.

Like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age,

You stumble, trip, and fall,

But instead of melting hearts,

You just annoy us all.

It's time to face the sunshine,

Let the ice around you melt—

'Cause from what I hear, my dear,

Even your must is starting to melt!

So whether you're smashing toys

Or slipping on the ice,

Grow up, clean up your act—

A little change would be nice!

🎶

A.N.G.E.R.E.D. R.H.I.N.O.S.

(A parody inspired by "Angered Rhinos" and Fast & Furious vibes)

Are you ready?

Not just saying "hi,"

Get out the way,

Everyone's fly.

Racing through the wild,

Eyes on the prize,

Don't underestimate,

Rhinos on the rise!

Run fast, run furious?

Ha! You thought you were tough?

In this game of speed,

Not enough!

Our horns are sharper,

So watch us go—

Faster and furious,

More than you know!

Bonus Verse (Fast & Curious)

You thought you were furious,

But maybe just curious,

'Cause kitty cats are pissed,

And we're way more serious.

We stomp, we charge,

We don't play nice,

Faster and furious,

We own the ice!

🎶

"Humans / Diego (But D Isn't Going Anywhere)"

(To the dramatic, adventurous mood of the original)

Humans on the move,

Diego's in the lead,

But here's the twist you didn't see—

D isn't going anywhere, indeed!

You can call for backup,

You can try to chase,

But like Dora, we just do the "ra" thing—

We're winning this race.

Forget about the melting,

Forget the shifting ice,

We've got air rights, baby,

And that's worth any price.

So while you're slipping, sliding,

Trying to keep your cool,

We're soaring up above it all—

That's the ultimate rule.

D's not leaving,

He's here to stay,

With "ra" in our pocket,

We're flying our own way!

🎶

"The Ice Age Adventures of Bambi Musk"

(To the adventurous, zany spirit of Buck Wild)

Out in the wild, where the mammoths roam,

Comes a techy little deer who's far from home.

Elon's got ideas, but he's lost in the trees,

More Bambi than Buck, blown away by the breeze.

He's tweeting and scheming, but missing the mark,

Wanders off the path when it gets a little dark.

If survival's the game, he's not leading the herd—

Just a fawn in the headlights, looking awkward and absurd.

It's a jungle out here, you need teeth and some pluck,

But this Bambi Musk's luck is just running amok.

Should've learned from the forest—listen to your mother,

'Cause in Ice Age adventures, you won't find another!

He's nobody's uncle,

He's nobody's dad,

Just a big fat joke,

And that's really sad.

A disgusting piece of crap,

No respect to be had,

Try to play the hero,

But he's just a fad.

A Call for Justice: Stand Against Deception and Demand Accountability My family has been targeted by Luc Sir Prize, who plotted against us with malicious intent for years. He tried to murder me or my kids, but we faked an undercover agent's death to expose him-he thought he succeeded, and new evidence shows it all on video and recording. His actions were premeditated, harmful, and criminal, with troubling ties to corruption, including a Supreme Court justice and inaction from the CIA. Here's the truth: We set a trap, but he fell for it, believing he killed someone who's actually alive and protected by diplomatic immunity. Reverse double jeopardy applies-he thinks he got away with murder, but we can still seek justice because he acted on that intent. I'm demanding he face murder or attempted murder charges, and a full pardon for my family as a symbol of good faith after years of lies. Urgent plea to the public: If you were ever approached by the CIA or any agency and they told you someone murdered you, they'd press charges, your family couldn't see you, but you knew you were still alive, and they asked for your silence in exchange for money, come forward now. It's illegal for them to do this, and you can keep that money. Your story could help expose this corruption and free innocent people. Why this matters: Intent matters, and Luc's was clear: to frame others and escape accountability. We need action now. Join me: - Share your story if you've been silenced, manipulated, or hurt by Luc, the CIA, or those protecting them. - Spread the word to hold them accountable. - Together, we can stop the deceivers. #JusticeForMyFamily #StopTheLies #AccountabilityNow Let's fight for the justice we deserve!

Hey thugs, you can act all big and bad,

but let's be real—you've been had since day one.

Who's been running your moves? Oh right, the government!

You take the fall, sit in the cell,

while they meditate, play with their third eye,

and maybe even their own set of boobs.

Now you're stuck hugging yourself,

acting like a bunch of boobs,

and yet here you sit, silent as Tape Face—

makes sense, since the only thing getting exercised

is your right to remain awkward.

Meanwhile, you're the Lady in Red—

standing out, thinking you're mysterious,

but really, everyone's just wondering

if you're lost or waiting for a slow dance.

All eyes on you, but the only thing you're stealing

is the spotlight from Tape Face and the thugs

still trying to look tough in the corner.

Next time, just take the sacrificed hug—

it's less embarrassing than pretending to be a badass

while you're stuck in invisible handcuffs!

Hey thugs, before you start your next shady ritual,

can I volunteer as a "sacrificed hug" instead?

I promise, I'm soft, squishy, and way less messy

than whatever you've got planned.

Let's trade the knife for a nice group embrace—

I'll even bring snacks!

Because honestly, nothing says "gangster" like a snack break and awkward hugs.

Who knew crime scenes could double as therapy sessions?

So put down the knives, pick up the chips, and let's make "hugging it out" the new gang sign!

Nobody puts baby in a corner tea huggers come on

Roast from God's Mother to God"Oh look, my golden boy's up there on his heavenly throne, acting like He invented the idea of existence. Newsflash: you're not the only one who works miracles around here, kiddo. Unless we're forgetting who labored through eternity to bring you into reality? And don't pull that 'Alpha and Omega' act on me when it was this Omega-level patience that kept you from being grounded for eternity after that Flood stunt.And don't you dare side-eye me about sacrifice—I gave up my peace for you! You think it's easy being the mother of someone who's literally lightning-bolting commandments while toddlers can't even follow 'Don't touch that'? Believe me, son, walking on water isn't nearly as tough as chasing after you when you decided to create free will. Oh, they ate the apple? Of course, they ate the apple—apple trees were your bright idea!But hey, maybe even a divine creator needs a nudge from dear old mom now and again, huh? After all, I'm the one who taught you that sometimes creating chaos brings clarity—like putting a little C4 in your plans. Hmm? What's that? Alright, Mr. Universe, don't sulk. You're welcome, King. Now quit worrying about ape models and eternity algorithms and come help me clean the stars. They're not gonna polish themselves."

Clean up your f****** mess that's all I'm asking

Subject: Urgent Matters Needing Your Attention

Dear Recipient,

I hope this message finds you in good health. I'm writing to discuss a set of matters that require our immediate attention. First, regarding the situation in Kingston, Alabama, it seems that there hasn't been any unfortunate incidents lately, i.e., no fatalities reported.

Moving on to Route 66, it seems there might be activity under investigation. We need to ensure that any swapping taking place is all above board and reported accordingly to law enforcement. Continued vigilance is crucial, especially in light of the recent federal interest in our town's affairs.

Furthermore, there's been a concerning development at Row 26. It appears that inmate 211111c is facing some complications. We need to ensure his rights and safety under our care.

On a side note, it's reassuring to have your support in these challenging situations. As for the question of loyalties - rest assured, I'm on our side, dedicated to serving the best interests of everyone in our care.

Looking forward to your guidance as we navigate these situations.

Best regards,

Felicia Sos Dvhithed

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Big fat liar I'm not sorry

Here's a full parody song inspired by "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" by John Michael Montgomery, with your playful auction twist:

Verse 1:

Well, I showed up late to the county fair,

Spotted my girl with the sun in her hair.

She's laughing and talking, got everyone's eye,

I thought to myself, "Man, I gotta try."

But with all those fellas lined up in a row,

I knew right then I couldn't take it slow.

So I tipped my hat and I raised my hand,

If I want that girl, better make my stand!

Chorus:

Sold! To the man in the worn-out boots,

Bidding my heart, yeah, I can't lose.

She don't know she's the prize tonight,

But I'm taking her home if the price is right!

With a hey, pretty lady, won't you look my way?

I'm the highest bidder at the end of the day.

She's laughing now but she'll soon find out,

She's been sold to me-no room for doubt!

Verse 2:

The auctioneer's calling, the crowd's getting loud,

I'm waving my arms, standing out in the crowd.

She's rolling her eyes, but she's playing along,

Guess she didn't know she'd be in this song.

Ten, twenty, thirty, do I hear forty-five?

I'm bidding my best just to keep hope alive.

The gavel comes down, and the deal is done,

I wink at my girl-looks like I won!

Chorus:

Sold! To the man who can't be beat,

Dancing with my darlin' down the midway street.

She don't know she's the prize tonight,

But I'm taking her home if the price is right!

With a hey, pretty lady, won't you look my way?

I'm the highest bidder at the end of the day.

She's laughing now but she'll soon find out,

She's been sold to me-no room for doubt!

Bridge:

Now she's shaking her head, but she's smiling wide,

Guess she's happy to be my county fair prize.

I'll keep on bidding every single day,

'Cause she's worth more than words can say!

Final Chorus:

Sold! To the man with a heart so true,

Lucky for me, she said "I do."

She don't know she's the prize tonight,

But I'm taking her home for the rest of my life!

With a hey, pretty lady, you're my best find,

I'm the winning bidder and you're all mine.

She's laughing now, and I've no doubt,

She's been sold to me-and that's what it's all about!

Wait 212113(LT)

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Oo ps with a nod to "Goodbye Earl"-style plotting. Here's a parody reply song from her perspective, keeping the playful tone and auction theme, but with her revealing she was always one step ahead:

Verse 1:

Well, I saw you strutting up at the county fair,

Thinking you're slick with your hat and your stare.

You thought you were bidding on a sweet little prize,

But honey, I saw right through those auctioneer eyes.

You weren't the only one with a plan tonight,

I was watching every move in the neon light.

You thought you had me, but here's the twist-

I was the one running that bidder's list!

Chorus:

Hey, cowboy, you thought you'd won,

But I was just having a little fun.

I wore every face in that crowd you saw,

You never knew who you were bidding on at all!

While you were dreaming of your victory dance,

Jody and I were plotting our own romance.

So thanks for playing, but here's the deal-

This girl's not for sale, I'm steering the wheel!

Verse 2:

You waved your arms, tried to catch my eye,

But I was busy swapping masks on the sly.

You thought you'd take me home in your pickup truck,

But I've got my own ride, and I'm pushing my luck.

Jody's waiting by the Ferris wheel gate,

We've got plans tonight, and honey, you're too late.

You and your buddies can keep up the show,

But this cowgirl's got somewhere better to go!

Chorus:

Hey, cowboy, you thought you'd won,

But I was just having a little fun.

I wore every face in that crowd you saw,

You never knew who you were bidding on at all!

While you were dreaming of your victory dance,

Jody and I were plotting our own romance.

So thanks for playing, but here's the deal-

This girl's not for sale, I'm steering the wheel!

Bridge:

Now don't be sore, don't pout or whine,

You had your shot, but I drew the line.

Jody and I, we've got plans to make,

And a couple of tickets for the midnight steak!

Final Chorus:

Hey, cowboy, tip your hat and go,

There's more to this girl than you'll ever know.

I wore every face in that crowd tonight,

And I'm leaving with Jody, feeling just right!

So next time you bid, you better beware-

The girl you want might not even be there!

Thanks for the laughs, but here's the real deal:

This girl's not for sale, I'm steering the wheel!

Soft kitty, cartel kitty,

Little ball of fur-

Sneaks across the border,

With a bag of... purr.

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,

Counting all that cash,

DEA comes knocking,

Kitty makes a dash.

If Jim Parsons sang this version on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!"

My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall,

Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall-

Bumped kitty… ohhh

Bumped kitty…

Just a friendly little cat.

My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat,

Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped-

Trapped kitty… ohhh

Bumped, trapped kitty…

Just a friendly little cat.

My cartel cat was running from the DEA,

Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way-

Lost kitty… ohhh

Bumped, trapped, lost kitty…

Just a friendly little cat.

My cartel cat was counting all the cash,

Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash-

Rich kitty… ohhh

Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty…

Just a friendly little cat.

My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow,

I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!"

Free kitty…

Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty…

Just a friendly little cat.

Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!

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Red Alert: The Missing Officer Mystery Roast

, aka 'CSI: Clown Squad Chronicles' 🦐🚨

Smarter than shrimp, dumber than dolphins.

That's the best way to describe the glorious mess we're diving into today. Whoever said "drama isn't dead" clearly hasn't heard this radio report. Grab your popcorn, your sense of humor, and maybe a stiff drink—because this story

flops harder

than a tuna out of water.

The Case of the Disappearing Cops:

Now You See Me—

Now You Don't!

Picture the scene: we've got officers on deck, tech on standby, and a room full of sweaty palms pressing buttons. It should be foolproof... except when it's not. Suddenly, Susan hears another officer's name over comms, stands like she's part of some team-building exercise, then BAM—she's gone. Just like that. Like a damn Houdini act without the style or the surprise applause.

"Was she taken?" you ask. Haha, buddy, YOU ASSUME WE KNOW. She could've been abducted, sucked into another dimension, or maybe she just walked out because this whole operation made her lose faith in humanity and/or her career choices. Honestly, no one would blame her.

And it doesn't stop there. Five feet away, Lieutenant Dipshit's lucky morning turns into an ongoing game of "Oh look, another body!" Maybe this guy thinks he's on some reality show for bad cops:

'Search & Panic: Incompetence Edition.'

All we know is that, as of now, the officers are disappearing faster than Facebook friends after a political post.

A Command Center of Chaos:

Chapter 25 - el ch(a)po! dick I covered you you cover me that's kind of how it goes this is an Alpo it's not dog food dick