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#bettemidler
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Bette Midler: Still Divine
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Adele
#hell #os
He tried to Ho EpAeND po cuss ed!!! I know!!! Dick and fuck in the same sentence! Needless to say when I jumped up for joy instead of yelling at her for cussing at him and I got so happy and she was like what the heck and I was like oh he's fine you said those two words in the same sentence I'm so proud of you and I got so excited and she said you were just the weirdest mother ever and she can't stop laughing! I was just like I was just like really you send them in the same sentence without crying she cries at the bra commercial I mean now I know why.... But that's not the point and it kinda is! And of course my son's the exact opposite I had to teach him there are words other than those in the dictionary but balance ....
"I Put Adele on You"
(Parody of "I Put a Spell on You" from Hocus Pocus, with puns from Adele's "Hello" and Dell computers)
[Original: https://www.disney.com]
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I put Adele on you,
Now you're buried in bytes,
You tried to say "Hello,"
But you're lost in the night.
Michael Dell's in the server room,
He's laughing with glee,
He loaded up the data,
Now you're stuck in binary!
Oh, I put Adele on you,
And now you can't break free,
Her voice is on every login screen,
And your files are all mp3!
You tried to reach out,
But you're lost in the cloud,
Adele's singing "Hello"
But you can't make a sound.
You're drowning in spreadsheets,
And Outlook's gone wild,
Your emails say "Rolling in the Deep,"
But your inbox is exiled!
You called IT for rescue,
But the help desk's a ghost,
They said, "Hello, can you hear me?"
But your Wi-Fi's toast.
Your desktop's a heartbreak,
Your folders won't sync,
Adele's on every ringtone—
You can't even think!
You tried to reboot,
But you're stuck in a loop,
Adele's on the wallpaper,
And your RAM's full of soup.
So next time you log in,
And your desktop's a zoo—
Remember, I put Adele (and a Dell) on you!
Now you're rolling in the deep…
Of Excel sheets and doom,
With Adele on repeat
In your digital tomb.
So if you hear "Hello"
From the other side,
It's just your Dell updating—
And your last hope just died!
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