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Chapter 26 - pa rt of my wordsL

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Original song: Jodi Benson - Part of Your World (YouTube) Lyrics/music by: Alan Menken and Howard Ashman Performed by: Jodi Benson as Ariel Official lyrics: DisneyClips.com DisneyMusicVEVO contact: Instagram: @disneymusic Facebook: facebook.com/disneymusic TikTok: @disneymusic X (Twitter): @disneymusic

Parody: "Part of My Words" Look at this chat,isn't it neat?Wouldn't you think my opinions complete?Wouldn't you think I'm the girl-The girl who has something to say?Look at this thread,treasures untold,How many comments can one platform hold?Looking around here you'd think,"Sure,she's got everything…"I've got hot takes and hashtags a-plenty,I've got memes and emojis galore,You want witty retorts?I got twenty!But who cares?No big deal...They're ignored.I wanna be where my words get heard,I wanna see,wanna see them trending,Scrolling around on those-what do you call 'em?Feeds!Typing your thoughts,you don't get too far,Silence and spam are required for hiding,Burying data in-what's that word again?Streams!Up where they chat,up where they joke,Up where they laugh all day in the open,Wandering free-wish I could be,Part of my words.My lawsuit list gets longer each day,what is this "friends" thing everyone keeps mentioning anyway?What would I give if I could live,Where my voice wasn't muffled?What would I pay to get a say,That's not lost in the shuffle?Betcha on land,they understand,That data is meant for sharing,Bright young women,sick of swimmin',Ready to speak!And ready to shout what the world's about,Ask 'em my questions and get some reactions,What's a retweet and why does it-what's the word?-sink?When's it my turn?Wouldn't I love,Love to explore the world of the spoken?Out of the stream,wish I could scream,Part of my words!

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Original song: Pat Carroll - Poor Unfortunate Souls (YouTube) Lyrics/music by: Alan Menken and Howard Ashman Performed by: Pat Carroll as Ursula Official lyrics: DisneyClips.com DisneyMusicVEVO contact: Instagram: @disneymusic Facebook: facebook.com/disneymusic TikTok: @disneymusic X (Twitter): @disneymusic

Parody: Ursula Exposes Gov Corruption Look at this mess,isn't it vile?Wouldn't you say it's corruption with style?Wouldn't you think I'm the witch-The witch who has dirt on them all?Look at these files,secrets untold,How many scandals can one system hold?Looking around here you'd think,"Sure,she's got blackmail for days…"I've got bribes and I've got favors a-plenty,I've got loopholes and hush money galore.You want shady deals?I got twenty!But who cares?No big deal-They want more!I wanna be where the power is hoarded,I wanna see,wanna see them sweating,Walking around with their-what do you call 'em? Oh-lies!Flipping the script,they don't get too far,Truth is required for justice and order,Digging up dirt on-what's that word again?-guys!Up where they squirm,up where they scheme,Up where they hide all day in committees,Wandering free-wish I could be,Part of their world (and sue)!My lawsuit list gets longer each day,what is this "friends" thing everyone keeps mentioning anyway? urSUE la la la fix Chorus:Ursula,la la,fix the law,Drag the secrets into the daylight,Sign on the line,don't waste my time,I'm aiming at the corrupt tonight!Bridge:What would I pay to see them pay,For all of their sneaky maneuvers?What would I give to make them live,By rules they keep twisting and turning?Betcha on land,they understand,That justice is meant for the many,Not just a few,who always knew,How to cheat!I'm ready to shout what the world's about,Ask 'em my questions and get some confessions,What's a subpoena and why does it-what's the word?-sting?When's it my turn?Wouldn't I love,Love to expose the world of the crooked?Out of the dark,wish I could spark,Ursula's fix!

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You ever notice in The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis helps a kid see dead people, But takes almost the whole movie to realize He's the dead guy? That's not a sixth sense, That's a total lack of common sense. Maybe ghosts are just mad they're ignored, And Malcolm's haunting his own therapy sessions. His wife treats him like IKEA furniture: Always there, never acknowledged. Buddy, help yourself-check your pulse!

And speaking of checking pulses, Bruce, you were married to Demi Moore. You're not dead-though your ex might disagree. She starred in Ghost, you starred in Die Hard- So you both know a thing or two About coming back when nobody expects it. Demi moved on to pottery with Patrick Swayze, While you were busy not noticing you were a ghost. If only Whoopi Goldberg could've told you sooner: "Malcolm, you're dead, honey-now go haunt your ex's Oscars!"

Original movie: The Sixth Sense (1999), dir. M. Night Shyamalan, Buena Vista Pictures. Copyright © 1999 Buena Vista Pictures. More info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sixth_Sense

Demi Moore: Instagram: @demimoore Twitter/X: @justdemi IMDb: imdb.com/name/nm0000193 Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demi_Moore

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