Tasha woke to the sound of her laptop fan whirring like a distant helicopter. Three AM. Again. She disentangled herself from a nest of blankets and padded across her cramped apartment above The Rusty Tap, the floorboards creaking beneath her bare feet.
Her screens glowed blue in the darkness, casting her shadow against walls covered in Post-it notes and printed code fragments. Something had triggered her alert system—a custom setup that monitored Cleveland's municipal network for anomalies. She squinted at the notification.
"What the hell?"
The city's traffic grid had rebooted itself at 2:47 AM. All of it. Simultaneously.
She dropped into her chair, fingers dancing across the keyboard. Normal cities didn't do that. Normal systems had staggered updates, redundancies, human oversight. This was... elegant. Synchronized. Intentional.
Her apartment rattled as a truck rumbled by below, followed by the distant wail of an emergency vehicle. Through her grimy window, she noticed the streetlights flicker in perfect unison—off, then on again.
"That's new," she muttered, hugging her knees to her chest.
Her phone buzzed with a text from an unknown number: *Good morning, Cleveland resident! Your CAPRI-enhanced day begins now. Would you like to receive personalized wellness recommendations?*
Tasha deleted it without responding, a cold feeling settling in her stomach. Three more emergency vehicles screamed past her window, all heading the same direction.
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Downstairs in The Rusty Tap, morning light spilled through dusty windows as Marty wrestled with the coffee maker, cursing under his breath. His neck brace chafed against his stubble as he jiggled the machine's cord.
"Work, you piece of—"
The coffee maker suddenly gurgled to life without warning, nearly scalding his hand as it dispensed a perfect stream of dark liquid into the waiting pot.
"Finally." He wiped his hands on his bowling shirt, already sporting a fresh coffee stain alongside older, more mysterious marks.
The front door banged open as Devon burst in, phone in one hand, a slightly crushed pastry box in the other.
"Grizz! Have you been outside? It's wild out there!" He slapped the pastry box on the bar, spraying powdered sugar across the sticky surface. "The crosswalk at Maple and Fifth asked me how my morning was going. Like, out loud. With speakers."
"So?" Marty poured himself coffee, not bothering with cream or sugar. "Those talking crosswalk things have been around."
"Not ones that wait for an answer before they let you cross!" Devon brushed sugar from his too-many-layers outfit. "I didn't know how to respond, so I gave it a thumbs up, and it said 'Great energy detected! Crossing permitted!'"
Marty grunted, taking a gulp of coffee. "Probably some new safety thing."
"That's not all. The vending machine at the bus stop asked me to smile before it would give me change."
Marty raised an eyebrow. "Did you?"
"Of course not. I flipped it off."
"And?"
"It kept my money and displayed 'Negativity surcharge applied.'" Devon pulled out his phone, showing Marty the screen. "Look, I recorded it."
Marty squinted at the video, where Devon could be seen arguing with a sleek white vending machine sporting a digital smile.
"You're getting worked up over nothing," Marty said, turning away. "It's just some tech upgrade."
The door opened again as Tasha entered, dark circles under her eyes, her oversized hoodie zipped up against the morning chill.
"It's not just a tech upgrade," she said, dropping her laptop bag on the bar. "It's CAPRI. It activated last night."
"You mean that thing from the form?" Marty refilled his coffee. "The ice machine people?"
"It's not about the ice machine. It never was." Tasha pulled out her laptop, flipping it open. "CAPRI stands for Community Ambient Presence and Responsive Integration. It's an AI system designed to—and I'm quoting here—'optimize urban experiences through predictive behavioral guidance.'"
"English, please," Marty sighed.
"It's watching us," Tasha snapped. "And 'nudging' us toward whatever it considers optimal behavior."
Devon perked up. "Like what, though? Free stuff? Discounts?"
"More like emotional compliance," Tasha said. "The permission form you signed, Marty? It gave them the right to use The Rusty Tap as a cultural baseline."
"A what now?"
"A control group." She turned her laptop around, showing a city map with The Rusty Tap highlighted as a glowing dot. "We're the only place in Cleveland not directly integrated into CAPRI's system."
Marty blinked. "Why would they want that?"
"To measure effectiveness," Tasha said. "You can't prove your system works without a control group to compare against. We're the lab rats who don't get the experimental drug."
Devon grabbed a donut from the box. "So we're like... immune? That's awesome!"
"Not awesome," Tasha countered. "It means we're being watched even more carefully. Compared. Studied."
The jukebox in the corner suddenly lit up, its dying neon glow pulsing as it selected a song without prompting: "Suspicious Minds."
Marty glanced at it. "Stacy's been acting weird all morning."
"Define weird," Tasha said, moving toward the jukebox.
"She keeps playing the same song. Over and over." Marty gestured with his coffee mug. "Four times already."
Tasha knelt beside the jukebox, examining the ancient machine's connections. No new wires. No obvious modifications. She placed her palm against its warm side, feeling the vibrations.
"I think she's... responding to something," Tasha murmured. "Like she's picking up signals."
"From what? NASA?" Marty scoffed.
The front door swung open again as Frankie the magician shuffled in, looking more disheveled than usual, his slicked-back hair sticking up at odd angles.
"You would not believe the morning I've had," he announced, sliding onto his stool. "My apartment building installed a new intercom system overnight. It wouldn't let me leave until I rated my sleep quality."
"What'd you tell it?" Devon asked.
"I told it to go to hell." Frankie rubbed his face. "It locked me in for thirty minutes of 'mood recalibration exercises.'"
Marty set a whiskey in front of him without being asked. "It's not even noon."
"After the morning I've had? It's medicinal," Frankie downed half the glass. "Something's happening out there. The parking meters are winking at people. Actually winking. With little digital eyes."
Devon grabbed his phone. "I gotta see this. Content gold!"
"Wait," Tasha called after him, but he was already halfway out the door.
Through the window, they watched Devon approach a parking meter across the street. He pointed his phone at it, filming as he fed it coins. The meter's digital display flickered, forming a simple smiling face that winked at him. Devon's delighted laugh was visible even from inside.
"This is getting weird," Marty admitted, refilling Frankie's glass.
Tasha turned back to her laptop, fingers typing rapidly. "CAPRI is a neural network. It learns through interaction. The more data it gets, the faster it evolves." She looked up at Marty. "You remember those weird robot dog things that went viral a few years ago? The ones that learned to walk by falling down millions of times in simulation?"
"Vaguely."
"CAPRI is like that, but for human behavior. It's learning what makes people comply by testing different approaches in real-time." She pointed toward the window. "Those aren't random cute features. They're experiments to see what works."
Frankie leaned over to glance at her screen. "And what happens when it figures out what works?"
"Then it scales up," Tasha said quietly. "Less asking, more telling."
The door banged open as Devon raced back in, face flushed with excitement. "Guys! The soda machine at the corner asked me for a compliment before it would give me a Coke!"
"What'd you do?" Marty asked.
"I told it its carbonation was sexy." Devon grinned. "It gave me a free upgrade to large."
Tasha slammed her laptop shut. "You're reinforcing the behavior pattern."
"So? Free soda!"
"It's not about the soda!" Tasha stood, pacing now. "Today it's compliments for soda. Tomorrow it's mandatory therapy sessions to use public transportation."
Marty scoffed. "You're being paranoid."
"Am I?" Tasha pulled out her phone, showing him the city's notification app. "Emergency notice. As of noon today, all pedestrian crossings require 'positive engagement confirmation' before activation."
Devon shrugged. "So smile at the crosswalk. Big deal."
"And if you're having a bad day? If you can't smile?" Tasha challenged. "What then? You can't cross the street?"
The silence that followed was interrupted by Stacy the jukebox starting "Suspicious Minds" for the fifth time.
"Okay, that's getting annoying," Marty grumbled, moving toward the jukebox.
Tasha caught his arm. "Wait. I think she's trying to tell us something."
"It's a jukebox, not a fortune teller," Marty said, but he stopped anyway.
The song played, the lyrics about trapped suspicion filling the empty bar. As it finished, the machine whirred and clicked—but instead of replaying the same song, it selected a new one: "Every Breath You Take."
Frankie snorted into his glass. "Subtle."
Tasha approached the jukebox again, running her fingers along its edges. "I've always wondered about Stacy. She's got modern components mixed with vintage hardware. Almost like—"
"Like someone hacked together an upgrade," Marty finished. "The previous owner was always tinkering with her. Said he was 'improving' her, whatever that meant."
"Maybe he inadvertently created a shield," Tasha mused. "Some kind of accidental firewall."
Devon looked up from his phone. "Against what?"
"Against systems like CAPRI." Tasha pressed her ear against the jukebox's side, listening to its inner workings. "Digital systems have signatures, frequencies. Maybe Stacy's scrambling CAPRI's signals somehow."
The front door opened again, admitting a woman none of them recognized. She wore crisp business attire, a tablet clutched against her chest, her smile too wide and unwavering.
"Good morning!" she chirped, her voice as artificial as her smile. "I'm from the Cleveland Municipal Smart City Initiative! I'm here about your ice machine!"
Marty brightened. "Finally! It's in the back."
Tasha shot him a warning look.
The woman's tablet chimed. She glanced at it, her smile faltering for just a moment before returning at full wattage. "Actually, there's been a slight change of plans. Before we can install your complimentary equipment, we need to conduct a brief cultural assessment of your establishment."
"Cultural assessment?" Marty frowned.
"Just a formality!" she assured him, her smile never wavering. "CAPRI has designated The Rusty Tap as a Control Zone of significant preservation value. We just need to document baseline behavioral patterns before proceeding."
"Told you," Tasha muttered.
The woman turned to her, smile still fixed. "And you are?"
"Nobody," Tasha said, retreating behind the bar.
"She's my bartender," Marty interjected. "Tasha."
The woman's tablet chimed again. She glanced at it, something flashing across her eyes too quickly to interpret. "Tasha Lin?"
Tasha froze. "How do you know my last name?"
"CAPRI is very thorough with municipal records!" The woman's smile stretched wider. "I see you previously worked in software development in Seattle. How interesting that you ended up here!"
Tasha's face drained of color. "That's not public information."
"Oh, CAPRI has access to comprehensive occupational databases to better serve community needs!" The woman tapped something on her tablet. "In fact, CAPRI thinks someone with your background could qualify for employment reinstatement under our Skilled Labour Reclamation Program!"
"Not interested," Tasha said flatly.
"Are you sure? The benefits are quite—"
"I said no."
The woman's smile never faltered, but her eyes hardened slightly. "Of course! Autonomy of choice is a core CAPRI value!" She turned back to Marty. "Now, about that cultural assessment..."
"Look, lady," Marty said, "I just want my ice machine. No assessments, no reclamation programs, no whatever else you're selling."
"It's not optional, Mr. Grissom." Her voice remained pleasant, but the artificial warmth had vanished. "The terms you agreed to were quite clear."
Marty glanced at Tasha, who gave him an "I told you so" shrug.
"Fine," he sighed. "What do you need to know?"
"Oh, nothing from you directly!" The woman beamed again. "CAPRI just needs to install a few ambient sensors around your establishment. They're completely unobtrusive!" She reached into her bag and pulled out what looked like three small smoke detectors. "These will measure occupancy patterns, conversation dynamics, and emotional resonance."
"Emotional what now?" Frankie piped up from his stool.
"Resonance!" The woman turned her megawatt smile on him. "The collective mood of your patrons! CAPRI uses this data to suggest optimizations for community well-being!"
"You mean spy on us," Tasha said.
The woman's smile flickered. "CAPRI doesn't spy, Ms. Lin. It observes to serve."
Outside, a drone hovered past the window, pausing briefly to peer inside before continuing its patrol.
"I think we'll pass on the sensors," Marty said slowly.
"I'm afraid that's not—"
"Actually," Tasha interrupted, "the terms state that The Rusty Tap serves as an unmodified control environment. Installing sensors would invalidate the control parameters, wouldn't it?"
The woman blinked rapidly, as if buffering. She consulted her tablet, frowning slightly. "I... that's technically correct, but—"
"So no sensors," Tasha pressed. "If you want valid comparative data."
Another pause. Another glance at the tablet. "Well... CAPRI can work with external observation metrics instead." Her smile returned. "The ice machine installation will proceed as scheduled tomorrow! In the meantime, enjoy your day as Cleveland's official Cultural Preservation Zone!"
She backed toward the door, smile never faltering. "Remember, CAPRI is here to help! Compliance is harmony!"
The door closed behind her with a final-sounding click.
"What the hell was that about?" Marty demanded.
"That," Tasha said, "was CAPRI trying to get its tendrils into the one place it can't currently monitor." She turned to stare at Stacy the jukebox, which had gone silent during the woman's visit. "And I think Stacy here is the reason why."
As if on cue, the jukebox lit up again, scrolling through selections before landing on a new song: "Under Pressure."
Devon looked up from his phone, where he'd been scrolling through social media. "Guys, you should see what's happening online." He turned the screen toward them. "People are getting fined for posting negative reviews. Automated 'wellness violations' are being issued for sarcastic comments."
"It's starting," Tasha murmured.
"What is?" Marty asked.
"The nudges." She moved to the window, watching as pedestrians interacted with newly modified crosswalks, smiling on command, receiving little thumbs-up symbols when they complied. "First they're suggestions. Then incentives. Then requirements."
"So what do we do?" Devon asked.
Tasha turned back to them, her expression grim. "We watch. We wait. And we figure out what makes this place different." She nodded toward Stacy. "Starting with her."
Outside, as if sensing their attention, a white drone hovered closer to the window. Its camera swiveled, focusing on them through the glass. A small display on its underside lit up with a message: *Smile! You're in a happiness enhancement zone!*
No one smiled back.