MEET THE LUCIANS (First Arc Cast)
ALEXANDER LUCIAN
Reincarnated salaryman. Currently stuck in a baby's body. Dignity: missing. Rage levels: volcanic.
Key Trait: Will bite if you call him "cute." Also, will bite you if you don't, so.
SERAPHINA or SERA LUCIAN (Self-imposed)
System Administrator? Genocidal? Unhinged babysitter? All yes.
Key Trait: Smiles while plotting mass murder. Also known for stealing last names.
MOM (LILY LUCIAN)
Survived on corn and seawater one time. Don't ask.
Secretly OP? Probably.
Key Trait: Will trauma-dump mid-breastfeeding. Won Mother of the Year.
DAD (??? LUCIAN)
Missing. Allegedly "strong." Allegedly "coming back." Allegedly "not a sloth."