The owner of Curry of Life Restaurant is Sansho Granny, who is about 1.3 to 1.4 meters tall, wearing a light yellow small hat and a pair of round-framed reading glasses. She is a very cute old lady.
After everyone sat down at the table, Kakashi said, "Speaking of which, I once heard Guy mention this place, saying that there is a Curry of Life here that makes people's blood boil."
Sansho Granny remembered Guy and said with a smile, "Oh~ you're talking about that very energetic young man, right? He once took a child and ran for three days and three nights continuously, even sleeping while running."
"Ah, that should be him." Kakashi thought for a while, probably only Guy could do such a thing.
Sansho Granny said enthusiastically, "Then would you like to try their favorite Curry of Life? After eating it, your whole body will be full of power~"
"If it's such a great curry, then we must try it!"
"That's right, that's right!"
"I want one!"
Before Kakashi could answer, the three clients had already eagerly spoken.
"Then we'll have one too." Although Kakashi always felt that the things Guy enthusiastically recommended were usually very bad, how bad could a mere serving of food be?
Having been a ninja for so many years, Kakashi had eaten all kinds of strange things. Thinking on the bright side, Guy was still alive, wasn't he...
Naruto, who knew the truth, didn't say a word. He was looking forward to seeing what expressions these people who were seeking their own doom would have later.
Everyone sat at the table waiting. Sansho Granny stood on a small stool and stirred the curry in the soup pot with a long-handled spoon, while shouting her unique slogan: "Ah rya san, hu rya san, ah rya san..."
The rich aroma floated to the dining table along with Sansho Granny's voice. The seven people swallowed their saliva in unison. Even Naruto had to admit that it was too fragrant, and even suspected that he had remembered it wrong. Could it be that the Curry of Life was not a dark dish at all?
Finally, in everyone's expectant eyes, Sansho Granny brought the curry rice to the table, placing a plate in front of everyone.
Then the seven people swallowed their saliva again in unison, this time not because they were greedy, but because they were scared. Half of the plate was white rice, and the other half was black curry, which even had a few bubbles popping. People would believe it if you said it was some kind of evil alchemical potion.
Everyone looked at each other, and no one dared to start first.
Sansho Granny said with a smile, "Try it quickly, it's great."
They couldn't let the old lady's good intentions go to waste, and the aroma just now had given everyone a last glimmer of hope. What if it looked scary, but tasted delicious?
Finally, after a round of eye contact, they decided to eat together.
Naruto followed them and took a spoonful of curry, then pretended to blow on it because it was too hot.
Then he heard the three clients scream and collapse on the table.
Sakura covered her chest in shock. She used her medical knowledge to analyze it. It wasn't poisonous, and it was even very nourishing, but... why was it so spicy? It felt like a ball of fire was burning in her mouth and esophagus.
Ah, no, she was hallucinating. Sakura showed a strange smile: "Hehehe, one Sasuke, two Sasuke, three Sasuke..."
Sasuke's expression had already collapsed. He felt like he had spat out half of a Great Fire Annihilation and then swallowed it back down. He covered his throat painfully with both hands, stimulating his Sharingan to open.
Sasuke even suspected that if he ate a bucket of curry, he could unlock the legendary Mangekyo, but he would die before that... Ah, it was so painful, he wanted to use Izanagi...
The most uncomfortable one was Kakashi, because he used his usual quick mask-lifting eating method. Perhaps because his hand speed was too fast, his tongue was not prepared at all and was exposed to the indescribable stimulation.
At this moment, Kakashi seemed to see his father sitting by the fire on the road to the Underworld, waiting for him, as well as Rin, who was far away in the underworld...
Before collapsing on the table, Kakashi's only thought was that Guy was really a pit, and he must have a good fight with him when he got back!
Damn it, he had actually felt a long-lost fighting spirit. Was this also part of Guy's plan?
Naruto's hand holding the spoon trembled slightly. Even Kakashi couldn't handle it; this thing was even more terrifying than he had imagined.
I, Uzumaki Naruto, never court death. Whoever wants to eat this can eat it!
Just as he was about to put the spoon down, Naruto's movements froze.
"Big Fox, what are you doing?" Naruto felt his body was a little out of control.
"This old man wants to eat." Nine Tails perked up. This was the most fragrant curry rice he had ever seen; it would be a pity not to taste it.
Naruto was puzzled, "Huh?"
"Didn't you say whoever wants to eat it can eat it? This old man wants to eat."
"No way! If you eat it, my body will be the one suffering!"
Nine Tails didn't care and said, "They're too weak to handle it. It was so fragrant just now. Later, this old man will use Chakra to help you strengthen your body."
"That's still a no-go! I object!" Knowing it's a trap, why would I jump in? I'm not Mad Blade Sanlang.
"Objection invalid!" The five tails behind Nine Tails swung down, suppressing Naruto on the ground. This move is called Fox Divine Palm—Five Tails Mountain.
"Nooo!" Naruto lay on the ground, reaching out a hand, watching in horror as Nine Tails controlled his body and took a big bite of the Curry of Life.
Three seconds later, Nine Tails released Naruto and darted to the small lake in the Sealing Space, gulping down water.
If Naruto had seen Nine Tails drinking water like that normally, he would have thought of Kuafu chasing the sun, entering the sun, thirsting, wanting to drink, drinking from the Yellow River and the Wei River, but the Yellow River and the Wei River were not enough...
But he didn't have time. After regaining control of his body, Naruto immediately saw the childhood trauma of Granny Rong, who was stabbing his tongue, mouth, and esophagus with countless needles...
Naruto clutched his throat and fell on the table, muttering, "Big Fox, I haven't treated you badly..."
Nine Tails looked at the unconscious Naruto, slammed the door of the Sealing Space shut, cut off the shared senses with Naruto, and looked up at the sky: "Humans are so scary. If I ever actively seize control of the body again, this old man is a dog..."
That day, Sansho Granny used a pot of Curry of Life to take down an entire lineup capable of defeating Kaguya Otsutsuki, a glorious achievement.
...
An hour later, everyone recovered one after another, gulping down several large mouthfuls of water. Kakashi, as expected of an elite ninja, hadn't forgotten the mission even after experiencing a huge blow, and said:
"Rokosuke-san, please rest here for now. We'll go to the village to gather some information."
"Yes."
"Oh my, are you going to the village next to the mine?" Sansho Granny, who was washing dishes, turned her head and asked.
Kakashi asked, "Does Granny know anything about that place?"
Sansho Granny's tone became lonely: "Actually, I have a son named Karako. He joined the Hakkaku Clan not long ago. If possible, I would like to ask you to bring him back."
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