Announcement from the sky:
[SYSTEM EVENT: 48-Hour Celestial Sale]
Every divine item is 90% off.
Chaos.
Escanor tried to buy the sun.
Ainz summoned a clone to price match.
Zenitsu tried to steal socks labeled "Speed of Sound."
Even the gods panicked. Zeus bought lightning rods. Vishnu looked for incense. Thor asked if the hammer was in stock.
Vahn stood at the register sweating like a dog in church.
Then Madara walked up holding a basket.
"I found inner peace. It was on aisle 9."