The doorbell rang.
A gust of cursed wind followed, and in walked a man with white hair, blindfolded, and the kind of grin that screamed "I break rules for fun."
Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen.
He strolled up, set down a six-pack of "Infinity Cola," and asked, "Yo. This have reverse curse energy in it, or is that just the label?"
Vahn didn't blink. "Depends. Are you gonna try to taste infinity again?"
"Already have," Gojo said, popping one open.
Before Vahn could reply, a flash of red light tore the door apart. Enter Eren Yeager, rage burning behind green eyes. Followed by Ainz Ooal Gown, cold and calculating. The store's population of overpowered chaos had just tripled.
System Alert: [Multiple S-Class Entities Detected]
Processing Queue... [FAILED]
"Line starts behind Ainz," Vahn muttered.