"Sinners is out, but I have no money to watch it."
Edward says as he cries over his table.
"How do I have this ability, but I can't even make a dime out of it."
Edward says as he continues crying over his table.
"Wait a minute, there's a way to make money out of this."
Edward says as he picks up his phone and calls up Yusuf.
"Yusuf I know what we're gonna do today!!!."
Edward says.
———
We then cut to the streets, where Edward and Yusuf are sitting roadside, with a bucket next to them and Edward sitting down on a chair, while Yusuf stands and waves a sign….while saying rehearsed lines.
"Professional body switcher, he can actually switch bodies with people, come witness spectacular magic."
Yusuf says.
"This better work Edward, or I'm gonna make you jump out of your body permanently for this embarrassment."
"Is this for real for real bruh, like you can actually switch bodies" A hippy man says holding a cigarette.
"Yes he can, and he will, but you've got to drop a donation of $1 before he starts it."
Yusuf says.
"No problem dude, I just wanna see if it's legit bruh."
The hippie says as he drops the dollar into the bucket.
"Ok take a seat, take a seat then, and get ready to have your mind blown."
Yusuf says.
The hippie then sits down, and Edward tells him to stretch his hand out, Edward asks him what he wants him to do as he's in his body, cause the limit for a dollar is 1 minute.
"Look bruh, you see that chick over there, the one in the black dress."
The hippie says pointing at a woman standing across at the next street.
"Yeah I see her, what's your point?."
Edward asks.
———
"I need you to take control of my body, and go slap her ass bruh."
The hippie says.
"I can't do that, that's sexual assault."
Edward says pointing at the hippie.
"Nah bruh, she's my girlfriend, so it's cool bruh."
The hippie says.
"You're sure she's you girlfriend."
"Yeah bruh she is."
"Alright, it's your body I guess——, stretch your hand please."
Edward says.
He then touches the hippies hand, and jumps into his body.
"Ok let's get this over with."
Using the hippies body, Edward crosses the street, and heads over to where she is and slaps her ass.
He then jumps back into his own body immediately.
"The fuck is wrong with you dude, you just slapped my ass without permission."
The woman says as she starts beating the hippie with her purse.
"It really worked dude, radical."
The hippie says as he throws a peace sign to Edward and Yusuf.
The girl then goes and gets a group of men…and tells them, that he slapped her ass without permission.
"Oh no bro."
The hippie says, as the men begin to beat him mercilessly.
As he's getting beaten, he throws up a peace sign to Edward them again shouting.
"Worth it."
———
After a couple more customers, Edward and Yusuf start to build up some good cash.
"Woah we're already raking in big cash Bruh."
Yusuf says.
"Yeah, i think we have enough for two tickets."
Edward says.
"Let's do one last one though"…"for refreshment and snacks cash you know."
Yusuf says.
"You're right that's smart Yusuf."
Edward says.
A man then starts approaching them, and asks them.
"Your sign. It says you can switch bodies with people, is it legit."
The man in glasses and a suit asks nervously.
"Yeah man, but you have to cough up 15 bucks."
Yusuf says
"I don't care how much, take everything in my wallet even, as long as you can go and tell the girl 15 steps behind me in a pink dress, that she should stay away from me."
The man says as he drops almost all the cash in his wallet into the bucket.
"Damn are you that scared of her, you can't say it yourself."
Yusuf says laughing.
———
"You have no idea what she's capable of."
The man says with a panicked look on his face.
"Fine fine, stretch your hand."
Edward says.
As the man stretches his hand towards Edward, he touches it and jumps into his body.
He the walks up to the girl.
"What took you so long, In giving the homeless money."
The girl in pink dress says.
"Look, how do I put this peacefully…stay the fuck away from me, like I don't want to see you anywhere near me, let's go our separate ways and never see each other again."
The man tells the girl.
He then looks back at Yusuf and gives the thumbs up.
"This was pretty easy, I wonder what he was so afraid of."
Edward says.
"You're really breaking up with me."
"You shouldn't have done that."
The girl says."
"Hu-."
Before Edward could even complete it, she kicks the man so hard in his nutsack, that it knocked him unconscious, forcing Edward to jump back into his body to avoid feeling too much of the pain.
"You just broke my heart Wisdom, stay away from me, I never wanna see you again."
The pink dresses girl runs away crying.
"Damn he's gonna feel that when he wakes up."
Edward says holding his balls.
"At least we got the tickets."
Yusuf shouts.
We then see Edward and Yusuf in the cinemas watching sinners.