Chapter 1: Meet The Rascals
Flashback, after Riku adopts the kids.
-Riku: "HeeY KidDos, LooK AT whAt I caN Do."
Riku opens a freaking portal with in the other side, the author writing this very moment on his cheap laptop.
-Author: "Hey! You're gonna leak things!"
Chapter 2: Introduction
While everyone was introducing themselves, Amane had business in the toilets
-Amane(singing): "Just drawing Mr. Toriyuma exploding from stress because I know he accidentally adopted us!"
Chapter 3: The Great Baby Hunt
-Riku(thinking): {So this is how 'I accidentally adopted 5 little rascals because I was drunk!' is going to end?! There wasn't even a single fan service scene in this book yet.}
-Narrator: "Is that what matters to you?!"
Chapter 4: Freaky Boss
After Riku went to his desk.
-Boss(thinking): {I know Riku's the protagonist, but I am so jealous! Why can't I have all boys drool over me when I got my first promotion ever?? who wouldn't want a single 39-year-old woman??}
Chapter 5: The Big Tsundere Sister
-Yaku: "I shall not admit defeat yet! This is only the beginning of the war."
-Riku: "?"
Chapter 6: An Opinion That Would Be Soon Changed
Riku, 15 years old.
-Friend: "You sure you don't wanna smash with a girl-"
-Riku: "I'll stop you right there, this book is supposed to be for everyone...I think"
Chapter 7: Super Dad
-Riku(thinking): {Huh, dad? I could get used to it.}
Chapter 8: Father Kaisen
-Narrator: "Are you sure we wouldn't get sued for this?"
-Author: "Nope, don't worry, readers like such obvious references!"
Chapter 9: A Brother's Burden
-Masani(sleeping and thinking): {AHHH, how da freak do you think it's comfortable to sleep on the floor, Riku?!}
Chapter 10: Reversal
-Plumber: "Hey, Stovi, Flooded sink guy? Free dinner was... un'idea mia."
-Waiter: "Loigi?"
-Plumber: "Nope, budget...Think we can... adjust his 'special'?"
-Waiter: "Smaller portion. Vino acido?"
-Plumber: "Perfetto! Our little secret, eh?"
-Waiter: "Efficient."
Chapter 11: Momo's Adventure
-Narrator: "Was it a good idea to make her that sexy? I mean, she's in reality 3 years old!"
-Author: "That would attract the weird ones for sure."
Chapter 12: The Parents
After they left.
-Riku's mom: "AGGGHHHH I miss them already!"
-Riku's dad: "Ayo, you gotta change your diapers too!"