# When the Sky Falls: The Fornam Tragedy and the Consequences of a Wet Roof
Warning: we are about to enter an emotional whirlwind worthy of a low-budget cult film. As you watch the absurd scene before you, Fornam, the hapless prosecutor, begins to writhe like a worm under the heat of an oven. He looks at you with eyes full of desperation for mercy, but you, firm and determined, cross your arms as if you were blocking in a game of Tetris.
**"You're insane lunatics! You can't do this to me!"** — That scream could have been the opening of a play about modern tragedy, but the rain is falling so hard that it seems the world has decided to make its own background music: *"Music of Despair."*
And so, in an epic moment of desperation, Elton gives a meaningful nod to his pet thugs, Hobland and Roscoe, who immediately release their grip on the prosecutor. And that's when a panicked Fornam decides that running and screaming is the new "shoe step." You hear his feet thump down the stairs until he reaches the parking lot. You simultaneously wonder if you should go after him, but... well, this isn't a new adventure worth laughing at.
### The Worst Climax Storm
**And then, the universe decides that comedy wasn't enough. With a flash of celestial rage, lightning strikes Fornam Waverly.** The crash is so loud that the noisy universe of cars and humanity collapses: windows shatter, car alarms go off, and a flaming tree branch crashes into a dumpster like it's in a golf match. A true masterpiece of urban chaos.
**I think it…looks like an accident?" Hobland mutters, as if he's part of a panel of judges who've just seen a magic trick that can't be undone. I wonder if someone's going to call this a "Freak Act" in the tabloids the next morning.
But Elton remains unfazed, like a Roman emperor facing a burning army. Roscoe, the good Samaritan, helps Elton up and carry him back to his apartment, while you and Hobland follow, whispering inside jokes about cosmic justice and elegant dinners.
### What to Do Now?
So the big question arises: **what to do after this Shakespearean tragedy?** You start to think of your options:
1. **It's time to find Podge.** You can always count on the guy who can raise the dead — or at least clean up the mess that has become your life.
2. **Text Elton and Nin:** Because nothing says "I'm happy" like a text in the middle of water-drained chaos!
3. **"Where can I find Melodie Palys?"** — Which is the exact opposite of "I want a productive day," but who knows, maybe she'll have the answers you need.
4. **"I'll pay a little money to keep the police off my back."** — This option screams "I'd really rather not go to jail, thanks."
5. **"I need to buy more clothes."** — Because, hey, a new look can heal a broken soul, right?
6. **"See if I can track down Nin."** — Which is always an adventure, like hunting Pokémon, but with a lot more twists and turns and not as much fun.
7. **"Find Roscoe's van."** — Because every hero needs transportation, and what could be better than an old van full of secrets?
8. **"Visit Hobland at his compound."** — Why not? It's always fun to see what the future holds for those who defy the gods.
9. **"Visit Lucinda at her studio."** — Why not take advantage of this great opportunity to be part of an art performance while the world burns?
10. **"Trek through the deep woods."** — Or whatever they call the urban jungle. Because who doesn't love a little unpredictable adventure?
11. **"Return to the barrows where I fought the fomor."** — The last place you felt your heart beat faster than looking at a poorly made cappuccino.
12. **"Return to the patch of urban decay where I sneezed after searching for the caern."** — Your life is full of cycles, and maybe the answers lie there.
13. **"Check my phone."** — Because, let's be real here, your life needs that positive validation that only a good meme can bring.
Decisions, decisions… the life of a werewolf barista is never dull, especially when the sky decides to mix with the human drama. And so, you prepare to take the next step, holding tightly to your coffee cup — even if it's empty and your heart is a little more full of doubts.