Sometimes it's not enough to kill your enemies. Sometimes you have to make sure their casket stays shut. This matte black axe—no bigger than a hatchet, but weighted to split skulls as well as branches—can turn a man's face into hamburger with a few brutal chops. It's also remarkably well balanced, and the spike on the back can be used to force locked doors or cabinets: brutal and practical. And in a pinch, you can use it to clear brush.
"Oi, look, there's even more," Elton says as you retrieve the hatchet's sheath and hide the weapon under your duffle coat. "It's knife crime Christmas, mate."
He slides several plastic tubs your way. One contains over a hundred matte black throwing knives, razor sharp and paper thin. You can't carry a bow around town, and firearms are loud and unpredictable, but these? These you can use.
"Keep them," Elton says. He's claimed the dagger for himself.
"I look forward to throwing these at someone I don't like."
"Do you know anyone who can help me hone my knife-throwing skills?"
"I wonder how much money we can make from all the stuff here we don't keep for ourselves."
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