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Chapter 94 - Yu Xiaogang Feeds Tang San Sausage by Mouth

"If you're not going to mass-produce it, can you sell me the blueprint anyway? I can collect it!"

Xue Qinghe still wasn't willing to give up, speaking with a serious expression.

"If you like it, I can sell it to you. How much are you willing to pay?"

Zhang Fan hadn't expected Xue Qinghe to doubt his words.Fine, let her buy it.

It's not really useful anyway—Materials on Douluo Continent were lacking, making mass production impossible.

"How about three million gold soul coins?"Xue Qinghe made a generous offer.

"Uh…"

Zhang Fan hadn't expected her to offer three million right off the bat. He thought she'd say one million.

"What? You think it's too little?"

Xue Qinghe noticed Zhang Fan's expression and quickly added:"Since it can't be mass-produced, the price should be lower, even if its power is great!"

"Alright! Three million it is!"Zhang Fan smiled. She seemed a bit nervous.

Then,She pulled out three one-million gold soul coin notes and handed them to Zhang Fan:"Here, money for goods!"

"Take it."

Zhang Fan took the gold soul coin notes and handed her a soul tool gun blueprint with even greater power.

"Thanks!"

Xue Qinghe then pulled out a token and gave it to Zhang Fan:

"This is my token. You can enter the palace at any time, unimpeded. Anyone who sees this token will treat it as seeing me."

"Alright."Zhang Fan nodded.

"I'm off then!"

Xue Qinghe turned away, her eyes flashing with reluctance:"Remember to come visit me in the palace!"

"Sure."Zhang Fan waved at her.

Xue Qinghe left.

Elder Snake Lance, seeing the young lord depart, was secretly delighted—finally, he could act.

"Ding, triggered plot modification task."

[Elder Snake Lance dives toward 'you' for a suplex.] Three characters can be modified.

A pop-up appeared in front of Zhang Fan, and he immediately changed the word "you" to "Tang San".

He grinned mischievously.

"Ding, plot modification successful. Minor deviation. Reward: 30 modification points."

"Whoosh…"

The next moment,Elder Snake Lance dove down like a phantom,

Then suddenly veered off at a sharp angle,

Flying off into the distance.

"Uhh…"

Elder Snake Lance had just been thinking about how he was going to suplex that little brat Zhang Fan,

When suddenly, he auto-turned midair.

And glided off instead.

He was dumbfounded!

Zhang Fan nearly burst out laughing at the sight.

"Whoosh…"

The next second, he appeared near the depressed Tang San, diving straight down.

"Whoosh…"

He instantly appeared behind Tang San, grabbed one arm—

"Bang…"

—and violently suplexed Tang San into the grass.

Dirt flew.Weeds scattered.

"Aaaaagh!"

Tang San let out a pig-slaughtering scream.

And Tang Hao wasn't nearby—he had just returned to his room to heal.

"Uhh… who the hell was that?!"

Dai Mubai saw a middle-aged man suddenly descend from the sky, flash behind Tang San,

Then slam him into the ground with a suplex!He was dumbstruck!!!

Ma Hongjun also saw it:

"Ahhh! He can fly! A Title Douluo suplexed Tang San!! Ahhh!!!"

Ma Hongjun screamed, unable to believe it.

Was this unlucky bastard Tang San offending a Title Douluo now?

Hearing Ma Hongjun's scream, the others also rushed out.

They saw Tang San lying in a mud pit.

The unfamiliar Title Douluo looked equally confused, staring at Zhang Fan nearby.

Wasn't that the guy who sells hidden weapons?

Why did I just suplex him?

Wasn't I aiming for Zhang Fan?

"You… you…"

From a distance, Flender arrived and saw Tang San lying like a dead dog in the mud pit, legs sticking up, foam at his mouth.

He froze.

The other party was a Title Douluo!He didn't dare say a word.

"Xiao San!"

Yu Xiaogang rushed over, appearing beside Tang San. Seeing the foaming mess that was Tang San, he was furious:

"You're an elder of Spirit Hall, and you—"

"Yu Xiaogang…"

Elder Snake Lance didn't expect Yu Xiaogang to know his identity.

"I know your Pope! Please don't harm Xiao San!"

Yu Xiaogang pulled out his Spirit Hall Honorary Elder token.

"Hmph!"

Even though Elder Snake Lance knew he messed up, he wouldn't admit it:

"Whoosh…" He vanished in a flash.

Yu Xiaogang couldn't reveal Tang San's true identity either—otherwise, this Title Douluo might have killed him on the spot.

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"Xiao San, are you okay?"Yu Xiaogang was worried.

Oscar ran over with his sausages and handed them to Yu Xiaogang.

"Thanks!"Yu Xiaogang said in a soft, sweet tone.

Tang San wasn't responding—he couldn't even swallow.

"Xiao San, eat! Don't scare me!"

Yu Xiaogang was panicking.

"Here… chew it up and feed him by mouth!"

Ma Hongjun suggested a solution.

"Makes sense!"

Yu Xiaogang immediately chewed up the sausage and used his mouth—

—to feed Tang San.

"Uhh…"

Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Zhang Fan walked outside and were stunned by the sight.

"What's going on? Are they…"

Xiao Wu's eyes widened.

"That's disgusting!"

Ning Rongrong nearly puked.

"Tang San was just suplexed by some unknown Title Douluo, started frothing at the mouth and passed out, couldn't even eat the healing sausage, so now Yu Xiaogang is feeding him by mouth."

Oscar explained.

"Oh!"Zhu Zhuqing nodded.

"I see."

Ning Rongrong truly felt bad for Tang San.The guy couldn't catch a break.

Just walking around and boom—random Title Douluo suplex.

That's next-level bad luck.

First time she'd ever seen someone this jinxed.

"Haha!"

Xiao Wu covered her mouth laughing. The scene was just too much.

Especially the part where Yu Xiaogang fed Tang San sausage by mouth—it was comedy gold.

"Tang San really knocked on misfortune's door and moved in!"

Liu Erlong shook her head. She'd heard from Flender about Tang San being the "third genius"—especially now that the "second genius" title had gone to Xiao Wu.

Tang San's tragic moments were endless.

She now looked at Tang San with a mix of sympathy and admiration.

So pitiful, so miserably unlucky.

Life had done him dirty, and he was still alive—she truly respected that.

If it were her, she'd have jumped off a cliff by now.

"Whoosh…"

Elder Snake Lance flew back to the Heaven Dou Palace, frowning hard—he couldn't understand what happened.

He was definitely aiming at Zhang Fan!Why did he glide right to that kid Tang San instead?

He scratched his head the whole way back—it was too weird.

He just couldn't figure it out.

Back at the palace—

"Uncle Snake, where did you go?"

Xue Qinghe saw Elder Snake Lance suddenly appear before her,

And was surprised.

After all, this guy was usually lurking in the shadows.

"Things went south today. I meant to suplex Zhang Fan, but I got the wrong guy!"

Elder Snake Lance looked awkward.

"Uncle Snake! Why? You can't lay a finger on Zhang Fan!"

Xue Qinghe spoke firmly.

"Didn't manage to, anyway."Elder Snake Lance shook his head and vanished back into the shadows.

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