I'll Just Procrastinate Everything

"I have trash talent? Really? Then I'll just have to procrastinate my low talent!" "Hm? I've died and I have to reincarnate? I'll do it later!" "I'll just procrastinate everything!" Watch as Fang Ling lazes his way through literally everything, even his suffering! That's right! "Suffering? I'll just procrastinate it, preferably until death—yeah, that's the whole idea." "I've offended a divine being? What do you expect me to do? Fight him? Nah, I'll just meet him later... or better yet, never..." ———————————————————————————————————————— With this cheat code, watch how Fang Ling rises to greatness and glory—and then proceeds to procrastinate his greatness and glory! Read now! ———————————————————————————————————————— What to expect: -Pure Mind Candy: Absolutely no filler scenes or anything, prepare for dopamine hits on every single chapter. -A lazy and inconsiderate protagonist: Imagine reading a novel where the mc sacrifices his life for every single thing, infuriating, right? Well you won't find that in this novel. -FAST PACED AS FUCK: Adding onto the Pure Mind Candy, watch how within 5 chapters, you'll go from a mortal fatty fighting for his life, to seven immortal buddhas declaring him king. -Gary Stu MC: How can you have Pure Mind Candy if your protagonist's name isn't Gary Stu? Impossible, right!? -Comedy so boisterous and brazen that even the heavens would bow their heads in anger: Prepare to be... enlightened. -NO BULLSHIT: Fuck a side character's side story!!! -Ascending to the realm of brain death: Maybe. ———————————————————————————————————————— What NOT to expect: -Romance or Harem: Fuck no! -Emotional scenes: Pure action baby! -Shitty power-scale: Fuck a universe then call a celestial your baby, there is no boulder-splitting martial arts here, only galaxy snorting cultivation techniques!!! ———————————————————————————————————————— TL;DR: READ THIS SHIT RIGHTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!... Or procrastinate it...