"SUP HOMIE!"
*BOOM*
A potion exploded in Naruto's face when Zeus popped into the room he was working in at the moment, with his hair blown back by the explosion. Zeus covered his mouth in shock for a moment, pretty sure that his shout to surprise Naruto had caused the explosion in the first place. Naruto looked down at the potion that exploded, and just grabbed a rag and wiped his face off.
"Sup."
"That... wasn't important was it?" Zeus asked as he looked at shattered glass.
"It was a potion that, when poured on a skeleton, transform it... so what do you need this time? A potion to enhance your stamina for Hera, or a do you want me to modify an animal for you?" Naruto asked Zeus as he started to clean up the glass on the floor. He looked towards Zeus and saw the man scratch the back of his head.
Zeus smiled awkwardly, since he was pretty sure that he ended up ruining something important.
"Well, I just wanted to hang out... go to a bar or something."
"I'm just 19... actually, I'm 20 now..." Naruto scratched the back of his head when he realized that he wasn't 19 anymore. It had been a full 5 years since he had first discovered his parents were magical, and set out on his journey to revive them. He looked at the bandaged up parts of his body, and he could remember when his magic had been somewhat under control, and now it was practically impossible for him to keep controlled easily. "... but still... are you sure I'm the one you want to take drinking?"
"Did he agree yet?" Odin whispered into the room.
Azazel and Ajuka were joining not far behind, and Naruto just raised an eyebrow when he realized that all 4 of the founders of the park had joined for some reason.
-The Next Morning-
Hangovers.
Naruto sipped at a potion the second he woke up, and his hangover was over, but as he sat up, he noticed that he was butt naked and felt like he was covered in dried sweat. He looked down and saw that he had 3 girls he did not recognize surrounding him, and he moved his hair back with an annoyed glance.
He had no memory of this, he blacked out for sure.
He saw Zeus had fallen asleep, in the form of a dog (he could tell it was Zeus), knot deep in a woman who was sleeping. He stared at the god turned dog with a deadpan look, knowing the man had gotten drunk and decided to indulge in his fetishes. Considering there was another woman who had marks around her arms and legs, showed that he had turned into a serpant of some kind when he fucked that one.
He looked towards Odin.
The man was surrounded by beer cans, having apparently gotten the drunkest out of all of them, and just having kept drinking.
Naruto was kicked in the back of the head.
"The fuck... the fuck?" Naruto asked a second time when he saw Ajuka was hanging off of the ceiling fan, drunk and still passed out, with the damn fan spinning the grown man around in a circle. Ajuka was butt naked, and what was weirder was the fact that there was a woman on the other end of the fan, in a similar position to him.
There were at least 10 women scattere around the room.
"Ajuka... Zeus, wake up." Naruto stated as he grabbed a bra and tossed it at the man.
"Ruff..." Zeus turned back into the form of a man, and groaned, holding the back of his head.
"Does your ass hurt, because mine doesn't." Naruto was thankful that he had no pain in his butt, showing that nothing happened to him. Zeus reached back and groped himself, before he sent Naruto a thumbs up. Ajuka fell off the ceiling fan as he woke up, and groaned when he hit the floor face first.
"Ow... head hurts... man last night was wild." Ajuka gave a mild groan of annoyance. "Oh, Naruto, how long are you back in town?" Ajuka seemed to have forgotten part of the night. Naruto just stood up and started to stretch, before he tossed the hangover cure to Zeus first. Zeus sipped enough of the potion and sighed in relief, before he tossed it to Ajuka next. "Thanks... my ass is fine, but we should check that all of these strippers are alive... that party got crazy." Ajuka had never been in an orgy like that one before.
Odin groaned and sat up.
"... Yeah it did... my ass still hurts... not my butthole, but my cheeks... damn... did you guys know that Artemis would do that?" Odin looked at the remains of an arrow he pulled out of his ass.
Zeus nodded.
"Yeah, she doesn't take to being hit on well... so... who is up for round 2... and we should find that vampire girl you have Naruto... she has got an AMAZING set of lips on her." Zeus complimented the girl.
Ajuka and Odin agreed.
...
"Where is Azazel?" Naruto questioned when he noticed one of the rangers were missing. He looked around for the fallen angel, while ge got dressed. All of the others started to get dressed as well, and while they got dressed, they started to look for their partner.
"FOUND HIM!"
"Don't yell... mmmmmm..." Azazel was huddled up in the closet, tied up and sleeping on top of a fat woman who was in the closet with him, while a second fat woman was on top of him. Azazel looked at his situation slowly, and he looked to see Odin was looking down at him, while Naruto, Zeus, and Ajuka joined him. "... listen... I'm not a chubby chaser normally... but I was VERY drunk... and being the-"
Odin closed the closet.
Azazel could still be heard talking, but it was muffled.
"He will get out eventually... eventually... lets send Ravel to come and get him later." Odin knew that he trusted Ravel for a good reason. He could leave all of the manager work to her while he enjoyed himself. "Hey Naruto, did you know that Irina has been gathering religious followers for you... because the Manphins no longer worship you?" Odin asked Naruto, and he saw the youngest of them was fully dressed.
Naruto just shrugged.
"She's a big girl, she can do what she wants. If she wants to start some cult, then more power to her." Naruto wouldn't call it a religion, he would call it a cult, but he was happy to play along with it if it made her happy. "That girl scares me sometimes." Naruto admitted.
"Word brother, Hera has been DANGEROUSLY horny lately... you mind whipping me up some potions to help me handle her... she is too much for me." Zeus couldn't handle her libido alone, but Hera would not have sex with men who weren't him, or Naruto now, since she refused to cheat on him. He was only one man though, and he could not compete with her by himself when she was at her horniest.
Naruto hummed.
"What do you need, stamina enhancement, dick size enhancement-"
"No, not that! I am a Greek God, and my small dick is a point of pride! It is a think of art, of beauty, and unlike some Roman, I don't need a brutish club-" Zeus stopped when a potion landed in his hands, having been tossed to him by Naruto. "... thanks." Zeus smiled.
"That is the last Stamina Recovery potion from my personal stash... water it down. That stuff is stronger than the stuff you can buy... one of those watered down will let you fuck a woman for 3 days straight... that one should last you until the end of her pregnancy." Naruto told Zeus.
Zeus grinned and pumped his fist.
"Awesome... how long do these take to make... the super concentrated ones?"
"It takes 5 months to brew the concentrated version." Naruto didn't have an issue giving it to Zeus. "... I've got one brewing right now, it will be ready in... 3 months. Gotta keep the good stuff for myself." Naruto was willing to share it.
He raised his hand and caught a hand full of flowers Ajuka tossed his hand, and he placed them in the pocket of his jacket.
"Rare flowers only grown in the Underworld... wanna see what you make of them. I've been working with them for a few weeks now, but honestly, they aren't good for much. Lets see what you make of them." Ajuka stated, while Odin began his morning stretches. The women who had participated in the orgy were still out cold. "Now lets get out of here... before these girls wake up and realize who we are... the magic I cast wears off soon."
"What kind of magic?"
"Magic that stops them from realizing we're famous... last night we have a competition to see who could sleep with the most women."
"Who won?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Tie... turned into an orgy. It doesn't count as a win, when every girl got fucked by all... Azazel lost, he got tied up before the orgy started... so that brings his count up to two." Ajuka tried to remember some of the details that were fuzzy even to him. He remembered Zeus and Odin arguing about who could score with more women, but in the end, all of them had the same number of girls.
"You bastards, get me out of here!"
-Later On-
"Oh! You haven't left yet!"
Asia was shocked that Naruto was still in the Underworld, and had no left yet. He told her he was going to leave as soon as he finished a potion.
"Went out drinking with the guys... got drunk, blacked out... the entire thing turned into an orgy with some random chicks... I don't even remember it." Naruto hated forgetting important stuff. Naruto walked towards Asia and placed a hand on her shoulder, before he leaned down and gave her a kiss. "See you later, I've got to go to India to get some spices for a potion I'm working on... really hard to find mystic spice." Naruto told her right after he disengaged the kiss.
Asia smiled with red cheeks.
"Have a safe trip, come home soon. I love you." Asia leaned up and kissed him again, and when she disengaged, she showed her support for his passions with a smile.
"I love you too. If you need anything, you can trust Xenovia or Zeus... oh... and when I get back, I'm going to show you everything I've learned." Naruto hinted to her with a glint in his eyes.
She turned bright red.
She rubbed her thighs together.
"... Before you leave..."
"Heheheheh." Naruto chuckled when he noticed she was getting aroused, and with that, he left the room.
She could take care of it herself this time.