[This Life Simulation System Run has been Rated: S]
[In this simulation, the host fully demonstrated their exceptional "fearless and reckless" qualities; daily life consisted of either fighting or heading toward a fight.
Although you lost your original body, you gained a stronger puppet body and top-tier taijutsu skills that rank among the best in the entire ninja world.
The host should be grateful that during your two rampages through Konoha, Might Guy wasn't in the village. Otherwise, the system can't guarantee he wouldn't have been so excited to see such a strong opponent that he'd open the Eight Gates and kick your kidneys out of existence...
In this run, even after gradually losing your sanity, you managed to restrain your bloodlust multiple times and were brought back to reason, which is quite rare.
But the most outrageous thing?! Even when you had ceased to be human, you still found love?!
Tch! Damn normie!
This system refuses to accept this injustice!
Why is it that even though we're both inhuman, the host gets a girlfriend while this system does not?!
If it weren't against the rules, this system would love to give the host a big fat F! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴!]
Shiro had mixed feelings as the simulation ended.
How should he describe this outcome?
On one hand, he had nearly wiped out the entire Sand Village and died alongside his brother Sasori—an act of ultimate betrayal and tragedy.
On the other hand, just before dying, he had received a heartfelt confession from the girl he loved.
Looking back, his simulated life was bittersweet.
—He had a brother but couldn't pull him back from a twisted path.
—He had power but lacked control, becoming nothing more than a tool for his brother.
—He had love but couldn't provide happiness, and the only gift he gave Temari—her fan—was shattered by his own hands.
As the weight of the simulation pressed down on him, Shiro wondered: if something similar happened in reality, what would he do?
[The host may choose two rewards from the following:]
The final puppet body, modified by Sasori (This will replace your current body).
A lifetime of refined taijutsu knowledge from the simulation.
The combat instincts and battle talent of an elite Kage-level fighter.
Temari's memories from the simulation (These will be transferred to the real-world version of Temari without affecting her actual memories).
Shiro didn't hesitate and chose options two and four.
Although option three could have given him greater strength, he couldn't ignore the pull he felt toward the fourth reward.
Maybe it was because, in the simulation, he had promised her that in the next life… he would marry her.
[Rewards are being distributed… Please wait.]
[Rewards have been granted. The system will now enter a 34-hour recovery period.]
A flood of knowledge surged into Shiro's mind, instantly increasing his understanding of taijutsu by leaps and bounds.
At the same time, at the Sand Village Ninja Academy, a certain girl sitting in class suddenly felt a daze wash over her.
Her lips moved unconsciously as she whispered:
"Shiro-sensei..."
After organizing the vast amount of taijutsu techniques in his mind, Shiro was hit with an unfortunate realization:
With his current weak body, he couldn't actually use most of them.
However, this didn't mean the knowledge was useless.
At the very least, it would help him make fewer mistakes during Tobirama's insane physical training, lower his risk of injury, and speed up his growth.
Feeling slightly more optimistic, Shiro made his way back to class.
When he arrived, Iruka's eyes burned with the soul-deep exhaustion of a man who had seen too much, while his classmates stared at him as if he were some kind of legendary hero.
Shiro took his seat, unfazed.
Hinata hesitated for a moment before lightly tapping his arm, her face flushed.
"Shiro-kun, where did you go just now?"
Shiro suddenly found it hard to meet her gaze.
"Ahem… It's nothing, Hinata. I just had something to take care of, but it's all settled now."
"Oh… okay then…"
Damn it!
He hadn't done anything wrong in reality, so why did he suddenly feel guilty toward Hinata?!
(System: You tell me, you damn womanizing host! Heartless playboy! Hmph!)
The school day ended quickly, and as Shiro was about to leave, he found himself blocked by none other than Uchiha Sasuke.
"Shiro, I… I want to—"
Shiro looked at him with disdain.
"What? You still mad? You want another beating?"
Sasuke hesitated, struggling with himself before finally gritting his teeth and shouting:
"I want to become your student! Please teach me how to train!"
Shiro: (●● |||)!!!
Excuse me?!
Sasuke, don't mess with me like this!
Orochimaru is waiting for you!
Isn't playing with snakes more appealing than this?!
Given your history of killing your teacher, murdering your brother, backstabbing your best friend, and stabbing your wife, why the hell would I take you in as a student?!
"Uhh… Sasuke, about that…"
Before he could refuse, Sasuke suddenly dropped to his knees.
"If you don't accept me as your student, I won't get up!"
The entire classroom went dead silent.
"…What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Sasuke's expression was filled with unwavering determination.
"I don't care! As long as I can gain the strength to kill that man, I will do whatever it takes!"
Saying that, he slammed his forehead against the floor.
Shiro panicked.
"Stop that! Stop! You're gonna crack your skull open!"
Sasuke lifted his head, his eyes filled with expectation.
Shiro gritted his teeth.
Damn it!
If he refused, Sasuke would probably keep bashing his head until he passed out.
But taking him in as a disciple?! No way!
Fine. He just needed to pawn Sasuke off to someone else.
But who?
Orochimaru? Hell no! That guy was way too interested in Sasuke's body.
Kakashi? He seemed like the best choice since he taught Sasuke most of his Lightning Release techniques.
But… Shiro wasn't that familiar with Kakashi.
Who else?
After a moment of deliberation, a certain perfect candidate popped into his head.
Clearing his throat, Shiro finally spoke:
"Sasuke, I cannot be your master."
Sasuke's expression darkened.
"But!" Shiro quickly added. "I can introduce you to my master! He can take you as his student!"
Sasuke's eyes lit up.
Shiro's master?!
Shiro was already a monster in combat, so wouldn't his teacher be even more terrifying?!
"Really?!"
"Really. Just meet me at the forest on the east side of the village after dinner. I'll introduce you then."
Sasuke immediately got up.
"Understood."
With that, he left without hesitation.
"W-Wait!" Naruto suddenly yelled.
"If Sasuke's gonna have an awesome master, I want one too! Shiro, we're best friends, right? You gotta hook me up too!"
Sigh…
If you're already dragging one sheep to the slaughter, might as well bring the whole herd.
"Fine. You can come too."
"YES! SHIRO, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
Meanwhile, a certain shy Hyuga girl was twiddling her fingers nervously.
Maybe… maybe she could follow them and see what happens?
Shiro: (ー_ー)…
Naruto: (^o^)!!
Hinata: ( ω )…
Sasuke: Wait, where's my reaction panel?!