How the hell do you answer such a question to begin with?
"Um...no?" Mio asked hesitantly, asking as much as stating her answer.
"Don't be so formal! Here! Try a free sample!"
All Mio saw was a piece of raw steak before it was placed on her face.
"..."
Mio was silently contemplating how to kill the annoying blond.
Naruto just silently scurried behind the red-head towards the bathroom to watch the fireworks in peace.
"...Pffffft..."
As Mio heard someone desperately try to stop their laughter, she only thought of three things.
The voice behind the laugh sounded like Maria.
Naruto liked to prank but he never had done something so brazen before.
Thus Maria was the perpetrator.
A dark aura started to envelope the young girl as the owner of the snickering realized she had been caught.
"Wa-Wait Mio-sama! It wasn't me this time! This was all Naruto-sama's idea! Please believe me!" Maria pleaded, hoping that her charge would place her faith in the person she has known longer, compared to the blond who she has only recently met. Surely longer association meant something to-
"No."
Damn it.
The young succubus quickly got up from her hidden spot behind the couch and tried to make a break for it, but before she could gain momentum she felt the horrifying grip of a feminine hand filled to the brim with magic.
The succubus couldn't help but glare at the bathroom door which was opened just enough to allow a pair of blue eyes to peer through and wink at her.
This was war Naruto-sama!
Then she felt the grip on her head tighten.
...After she recovered from her wounds first.
Meanwhile, Naruto couldn't stop the satisfied smirk at the fruition of his well placed prank. He felt no remorse for the crafty succubus, she tried to get him in trouble several times with her mischievous ways. It was karmic justice in his eyes! How dare she try to prank the Prank King!
He couldn't help but remember all of the times she 'accidentally' told him that the bathroom was free...only for it to turn out that Mio was in the middle of using the shower. If it wasn't for her half-grin tipping her off he would have fell for it.
He was so ashamed.
The next time was when she convinced him to buy underwear for Mio, telling him that it was normal for a host to do such a thing for their guests.
He never had female guests before so he didn't know anything!
Mio still refused to let him in her room after that.
Those were only the recent pranks, it was obvious to Naruto that she had to be taught who was the true Prank King. So he engineered a prank against Mio and invited Maria to join in with a camera. Neither of them has ever seen Naruto pull a prank of such skill before so he knew that Mio would assume that Maria would put him up to it...
He has regained his honor.
Then he heard someone slam on the door.
"Naruto! Get out of there and accept your punishment like a man!"
Ah, so maybe he put too much faith in his own trustworthiness. Thats fine, he would just do what he usually did whenever he got caught in the act of a prank.
"See ya at dinner time Mio!" Naruto shouted towards the still locked door before jumping outside the bathroom window.
"Naaarrrruuuutttttooooo!"
The blond was reinvigorated after the prank, he got to see Mio's stupefied expression and got Maria back for her tricks! A beautiful day!
He could whistle a tune with how happy his prank made him, especially considering how long he made a prank he could be proud of!
Naruto's happy thoughts immediately changed after a set of memories hit him from a faraway clone.
A church.
An abandoned church.
He really shouldn't be surprised, at least his other clones probably received the information as well. So they would go and check the area out.
Naruto nodded resolutely before deciding to get some quick ramen. He was interrupted last time with the fallen angel's scouting, so while he was waiting for Mio to calm down he would satisfy his craving.
"Nice day isn't it 'unknown variable'? Although I suppose it's more like evening by now."
Someone was out to get him. He was sure of it now.
Naruto cautiously glanced at corner of his eye towards the owner of the voice, this one...he didn't sense him at all until he talked.
Hell, his shinobi danger sense didn't go off until he was practically right there!
That meant that this one was in a completely different league than anyone he has met so far.
"...Who are you?" Naruto asked, bending his knees in case he has to fight with little-to-no warning. The unknown man just smiled at this show of aggression before flaring his wings.
The shinobi stared.
Then he groaned.
Six pairs of black wings were presented to him.
"My name is Azazel. I have a proposition for you." the man said with a smirk.
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