Early morning, loud music blared through the villa. Lin Yuan woke with a start, squinting in annoyance. "Who the heck is playing music at this hour?!"
He grabbed a pillow and covered his head, but the music only got louder. Grumbling, he climbed out of bed and stepped out of the room, only to find Tang Tian standing at the door, hands over her ears, looking utterly desperate.
"...What's going on?"
"…Sister Song's doing a lyric-matching game."
Lin Yuan's eyes widened in alarm. "Damn, we're in trouble."
The two rushed to the living room. There was Sister Song, microphone in hand, passionately belting out an old song, while Li Zhu stood beside her, ready to shout out the next line. Meanwhile, the other guests stumbled out of their rooms, hair disheveled and faces etched with pure exasperation.
Liu Shi couldn't help but complain, "Is the director team out of their minds? What kind of wake - up call is this?"
Jin Guo rubbed his forehead. "A music game first thing in the morning?"
The director team announced happily, "Today's challenge: you vs us! Lose, and it's only vegetables for dinner!"
"????"
The guests stared in shock, wide awake in an instant.
「The director team is so ruthless!」
「We have to win! Otherwise, we'll be munching on grass tonight!」
Just then, Jiuchongjie's voice rang in Lin Yuan's head. "Host, don't forget, you have a double—Tang Tian."
Lin Yuan's eyes lit up. He leaned in and murmured a plan to Tang Tian, then shot a meaningful look at Sister Song and Li Zhu. The four of them wasted no time cooking up a top-secret collaboration.
The game began!
Here were the rules: Participants took turns on stage to continue the lyrics. Get it right, and you're still in the game; get it wrong, and you're punished. If three members of the Survival Challenge team can correctly sing 10 lines of lyrics in a row, they win. Otherwise, the director team takes the victory.
...
But the director team didn't see the trap coming. Lin Yuan, Tang Tian, Sister Song, and Li Zhu had a foolproof plan:
Step 1: Lure them in
When it was their turn, Tang Tian pretended to be nervous, stuttering and making mistakes on purpose. The directors sneered. "Hahaha, you youngsters are no match for us!" Letting down their defenses, they seriously underestimated the team.
Step 2: Secret weapon unleashed
Unbeknownst to the directors, Sister Song activated her "Song Queen" superpower! As soon as she took the stage, she transformed. With the help of a teleprompter, she flawlessly sang even the most obscure songs, leaving the directors stunned and the live - stream comments exploding.「Weird? Don't the directors know about Sister Song's superpower?」
「Check the subtitles! Directors just know the power names. Only producers and show directors know the full details.」
Step 3: The final twist
Just as the directors tried to fight back, Tang Tian suddenly switched positions, throwing them into chaos. "Wait, why are you swapping?!" The directors were left gaping. They realized Tang Tian had been secretly memorizing all the song titles.
Finally, the director team threw in the towel. The Survival Challenge members erupted in cheers, victorious! The host beamed, "Congrats! Tonight's dinner? A mouthwatering luxury buffet!"
That evening, it was time for the voting session. After Lin Yuan's sneaky "Hidden Dice" stunt yesterday, everyone played it safe—no one voted for him. But Uncle Chi wasn't so lucky. Three people picked him!
"Oof, Uncle Chi, you didn't dodge this time!"
Uncle Chi shrugged. "Ah well, I'm used to it."
But then the director smiled. "Uncle Chi's team gets an extra 20 points."
Everyone stared in confusion.
Lin Yuan guffawed. "Another 20 points for us!"
Everyone: "…Is there something wrong with your team?"
「They're the weakest team, but how are they racking up more points?」
「Does the production team regret giving them these crazy superpowers?」
「Hilarious! Uncle Chi was just acting!」
In the end, Uncle Chi and Lin Yuan's team leapfrogged the competition and landed temporarily in second place!
Finally, the long - awaited buffet arrived. Everyone rushed to the tables, ready to dig in. But then, jaws dropped. Tang Tian loaded her tray with seven heaping plates of meat, five plates brimming with seafood, and four plates of carbs.
Liu Shi stared in disbelief. "…Wait, how can you eat all that?!"
Tang Tian chewed on a steak, mumbling, "I was never full before..."
Everyone: "????"
「Unbelievable! The double can eat like a bottomless pit!」
「Was the director team keeping her hungry?」
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清晨,一阵魔性的音乐声在别墅里炸响.
林远猛地睁开眼,睡眼惺忪地皱眉:"谁啊... 大清早放歌,疯了吧?"
他随手抓起枕头盖住头,可音乐声依旧震耳欲聋.他忍不住翻身下床,嘟囔着走出房间,结果看到唐甜已经站在门口,捂着耳朵,一脸绝望.
"...发生什么了?"
"...宋姐在玩接歌词."
林远顿时一个激灵,瞬间清醒:"完了."
两人匆匆赶到客厅,就看到宋姐手持麦克风,激情演唱着一首老歌,而李朱站在她旁边,正准备抢答下一句歌词.
与此同时,其他嘉宾们一个个披头散发地从房间里爬出来,每个人脸上都写满了 "崩溃" 二字.
刘石忍不住抱怨:"导演组是不是疯了?这是什么起床方式?"
金国扶额:"早上就玩音乐游戏?"
然而,导演组却兴致勃勃地宣布:"各位,今天的挑战是,生存挑战成员 VS 导演组!你们需要击败我们,否则,今天的晚饭只有素菜!"
"???"
全场嘉宾震惊,瞬间清醒.
「导演组也太狠了吧!」
「必须赢啊!不然今晚真的得吃草了!」
这时,林远的脑海里突然响起九重戒的声音.
"宿主,你别忘了,你有分身啊,唐甜."
林远眼睛一亮,立刻低声对唐甜耳语了几句,随后又偷偷看向宋姐和李朱,四人悄悄达成了一个 "合作计划".
游戏开始!
导演组的游戏规则是这样的:
参与者轮流上台接歌词,答对继续,答错就要接受惩罚.
只要有三名生存挑战成员成功连对 10 句歌词,就算胜利.
如果导演组比生存挑战成员更快完成,他们赢.
...
然而,导演组没想到,林远,唐甜,宋姐,李朱这四人早已布好了应对方案!
第一步:迷惑对手!
导演组上场时,唐甜假装紧张,结结巴巴地接歌词,故意示弱,让导演们以为他们很菜.
导演 A 笑着嘲讽:"哈哈哈,你们这群小朋友,还是太嫩了!"
其他副导演,和摄影师大哥们纷纷放松警惕.
第二步:秘密武器!
导演组完全不知道,宋姐的超能力 "歌王" 已经启动!
当轮到宋姐上台时,她突然变得神采奕奕,仿佛变身成了自动点唱机,无论什么冷门歌曲,借助提词器,她都能一字不差地唱出来!
导演组懵了,直播间弹幕也炸了!
「奇怪?导演组不知道宋姐的超能力么?!」
「前面的看看字幕,导演组只知道超能力名字,但只有制作人和节目总监知道超能力的具体信息.」
第三步:大逆转!
就在导演组试图绝地反击时,唐甜突然换位,让导演组彻底崩溃!
"等等,为什么你们突然换人?"
导演们傻眼了,他们这才意识到,唐甜一直在幕后偷瞄,早就把所有歌名记住了!
最终,导演组崩溃投降,生存挑战成员大获全胜!
主持人宣布:"恭喜大家,今晚的晚饭是豪华自助餐!"
到了傍晚,所有人进入投票环节.
由于昨天林远的 "暗骰" 能力太阴险,所有人都变聪明了,今晚,竟然没有人投他!
但是,池叔倒霉了.
三个人纷纷投了池叔!
"哎哟,池叔,你这次没躲掉啊!"
池叔摊手:"算了,反正我早就习惯了."
然而,导演微笑道:"池叔组合额外加 20 分."
所有人:"???"
林远:"哈哈哈,我们又赚了 20 分!"
所有人:"...你们这组是不是有毒?"
「虽然是最弱组合,但怎么越玩积分越多?」
「节目组是不是后悔给他们这么奇怪的超能力了?」
「笑死我了,池叔还演上了!」
最终,池叔和林远的组合积分反超,暂列第二名!
终于,期待已久的豪华自助餐来了!
大家兴奋地冲向餐台,拿起盘子开始大快朵颐.
然而,就在这时,所有人都震惊地发现,唐甜一个人拿了 七盘肉,五盘海鲜,四盘主食!
刘石惊呆了:"... 等等,你怎么吃这么多??"
唐甜咬着一块牛排,含糊不清地回答:"之前都没吃饱..."
所有人:"???"
「"震惊!那个分身居然是个大胃王?」
「"导演组是不是之前偷偷克扣她伙食?」