Chapter 47: RANK 3 ALREADY LOL
MAN-BEAST LIFE BURIAL GU REFINEMENT
Black bear: "Nah, I don't do organs or brains." 🚫🧠
Fang Yuan: "Eat. The. Entire. Buffet." Forces bear to devour EVERYTHING via Bear Enslavement Gu.
Bear's reaction: "This gluten-free, vegan diet is TORTURE." 😭
REFINING TIME
1️⃣ Single Aperture Charcoal Gu: Ignites bear's insides like a microwaved Hot Pocket.
2️⃣ Kerosene Gu: Turns bear into a walking bonfire.
3️⃣ Final Poison Gu: Triggers demonic alchemy reaction.
Result? A spider-bear hybrid Gu with Yao Le's face tattooed on its back—staring at Fang Yuan with eternal mald energy.
Fang Yuan's reaction: "Cope + seethe + stay dead." 😈
RANK 3 BREAKTHROUGH:
Black-red primeval essence floods aperture like a toxic Twitch chat.
Aperture walls SHATTER.
New white-silver primeval sea forms (with a hint of demonic corruption).
Side Effects:
0.01% impurity: "Worth it for the gains."
Cleansing Water Gu needed later: "Chi faction's problem now."
YAO JI'S CRASHES OUT
3 days of searching: "WHERE'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER?!"
News hits: "FANG YUAN IS NOW RANK 3?!"
Her reaction: "This is BULLSHI—" 🤬
CLAN MEETING (POLITICAL DRAMA ARC):
Yao Ji: "Let me inspect your aperture!"
Fang Yuan: "Old hag, stay mad. You tried to scam my Vitality Grass, remember?"
Elders' Reaction: "👀🍿" (Neutral faction activated.)
Plot Twist: Fang Yuan reveals he was hosted by Chi Lian's faction the whole time.
Chi Lian's Face: "I didn't agree to this collab—" 😑 But confirms it anyway to save face.
Yao Ji's Realization:
Fang Yuan isn't a lone wolf.
He's backed by the CHI FACTION.
She's now the clan's biggest L-taker.
Twitch Chat:
🐍 "YAO JI JUST GOT OUTPLAYED"
💎 "FANG YUAN'S 4D CHESS MOVES"
🔥 "BRO USED THE CLAN'S POLITICS AS HIS PERSONAL SMOKESCREEN"
INTERROGATION TIME
Rando Elders: "Hey Fang Yuan why were you missing for 3 days 😡😡😡"
Fang Yuan's entire "missing for 3 days" alibi:
Chi Lian's manor = perfect cover.
No one questions the Chi faction.
Yao Le's disappearance? "Skill issue."
Fang Yuan's verbal onslaught: "Your granddaughter's dead, stop wasting clan resources!"
Chi Lian's forced betrayal: "I… uh… support Fang Yuan's motion?" (Internal screaming)
Yao Ji's reaction: VOMITS BLOOD + FAINTS 💀
Twitch Chat EXPLODES:
🍿 "BRO JUST SPEEDRAN A CLAN ELDER'S MENTAL BREAKDOWN"
💀 "CHI LIAN'S FACE = 'I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS'"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S RIZZ TOO TOXIC"
FANG YUAN'S 4D CHESS MOVES:
1️⃣ Exposes Yao Ji's misuse of healing Gu Masters = "She's selfish!"
2️⃣ Forces Chi Lian to back him = "Chi faction's with me!"
3️⃣ Gets Yao Ji DEMOTED = "Skill issue."
Result?
Medicine Hall temporarily handed to Chi Zhong (Chi faction puppet).
Fang Yuan officially recognized as elder.
Chi Lian's Internal Monologue:
"I just wanted to keep my grandson's fake B-grade a secret… NOW I'M STUCK IN A POLITICAL WAR?!"
AFTERPARTY (HYPOCRITE EDITION):
Elders swarm Fang Yuan: "We always believed in you!"
Academy elder: "My greatest student…" (Ignores past bullying incidents).
Fang Yuan: "Thank you clan for nurturing me 🥹" (Sigma acting level: 100)
Twitch Chat:
🤡 "NPCs WHEN THE MC GETS STRONG"
💎 "FANG YUAN'S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT = VILLAIN PROTAG"
CHI LIAN'S STUDY ROOM (BROS A HOSTAGE NOW)
Chi Lian: "HOW DARE YOU BLACKMAIL ME?!"
Fang Yuan: "It's not blackmail—it's a 'loan'." Pulls out 3000 primeval stone receipt.
Chi Lian: "…fine. BUT ALSO TAKE THIS CLEANSING WATER GU." (Soul leaves body)
Fang Yuan's Side Hustle:
3000 primeval stones = Rank 3 Gu refinement funds.
Cleansing Water Gu = Removes demonic impurity from aperture.
3 DAYS LATER (POWER-UP COMPLETE):
Sky Canopy Gu (Rank 3): Upgraded White Jade Gu (absolute defense).
Thunderwings Gu (Rank 3): Temporary flight = mobility unlocked.
Final Build:
✅ Offense: Moonblade spam
✅ Defense: Sky Canopy
✅ Mobility: Thunderwings
✅ Sigma Rizz: ∞/10