Hey degenerates!
It's ya boy Zeenon, clawing my way out of the writing pit for a hot second to say something halfway reasonable for once.
This is not a chapter, obviously, unless you think mental breakdowns count as plot development, in which case please log off.
So here's the deal: starting next week, I'm taking one day off every week. And no, you can't stop me unless you're willing to ghostwrite in my sleep and feed me some sweets intravenously.
For me, that day will be Saturday night. For some of you, that'll be Friday morning or Sunday afternoon or whatever distorted nonsense the universe throws at us. I don't know. I don't care. The point is, on that one sacred day, I will not be squeezing words out of my exhausted brain like it's a toothpaste tube made of trauma.
Since I started doing this whole "powerstone goal" thing,which, yes, thank you for always breaking because clearly you all live to push me closer to the sun, I've had to churn out 14 chapters per week.
That's right. Fourteen. FOURTEEN.
That's almost two chapters a day, which means I'm dangerously close to identifying as a sentient keyboard. It's been taxing emotionally, spiritually, physically, and probably metaphysically. So to avoid spontaneous combustion or waking up speaking only in Ren quotes, I'm taking one day to not write.
Just one.
That still leaves you with 12 chapters a week. Which is more than most authors give unless they're being held hostage by a government project.
So yeah. No chapter on that one day per week. But every other day? I'm still here. Typing for my life.
That's it. That's the announcement.
Byee. Unless I die first.