Sexis said if things came to worst he would use me as a meat-shield.
And I replied I can't help him with that.
Because I am a vegetarian.
At that Erect gave me a condensing look. The look teachers give to students who have spikes as their hairstyle and are more good looking than them.
"You are a vegetarian, my lord?"
"Yes."
"But you drank unicorn semen in my house."
"That was a Mistake! You fooled me. And don't make me remember that."
"You drank unicorn semen? I am learning more and more about you, Racis." Sexis remarked.
"I threw all of that up after one second. Don't assume anything."
"If you say so. But if you ever feel like drinking something like that again, call me. I would like you to taste something as well."
"I will rather manually make a shot of unicorn semen than to agree with that suggestion."
"Don't say that. I have good intentions only."
"Says the person who bends his antennas in hopes of reaching his g-spot."
